Big Nips is not very fond of Solaria. Solaria, Weed, and Scottrick are once again captured and placed in the cells. They must figure out a way to escape before they are brought to the Mouth of Hell. Luckily for them, they befriend a crazy wizard who has an idea that just may work.This episode also has a clip for 7 Lamb's newest audio drama Atlas Avenue Beat. So make sure to stay til after the credits!! And don't forget to rate and review!!Music provided by:Kevin McCleod of incompetech.com 

Chair of Swords

S1E14: Mouth of Hell

Queen Arietta wants full control of the Kingsguard. She believes that baby Tommy is the true king and she plans to uphold that notion. Using her daughter and her friends to help doll her up, the Queen makes her rounds seducing every council member in hopes of gaining the power she so desires.Music:"Dreams Become Real" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Ever Mindful" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Magic Forest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Overworld" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

S1E13: Kinky Play

King Phillips is no ignorant dunce... or is he? Instead of building a roof or forming an army, King Phillips has put all his efforts and resources into building a wall. This is not just any wall, but a great wall. The greatest! The King is worried about the people of Orwood, much to Queen Adaline's chagrine. Regardless, he shall do what he wants, because he is the KING!Visit patreon.com/7lamb if you would like to help donate!Music:"Magic Forest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Overworld" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E12: A Great Wall

Sammy is on the loose! He is burning, raping, and pillaging the countryside. Once captured it looks like it may be the end for him, until an unlikely hero comes to his aid. But this is not a good guy... oh no... it is a bad guy!!If you enjoy this podcast, don't forget to rate and review on iTunes.Music:"Crowd Hammer" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Music to Delight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E11: The Bad Guys

Solaria, Weed, and Scottrick have washed ashore, but it doesn't take long before they are taken prisoner by the savages of the red caves and their leaders with oddly sexual names. While it looks like all hope may be lost, Solaria still tries to negotatiate a way out in an effort to search for her missing dragons.Don't forget to rate and review!Music:"River Fire" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Mystery Bazaar" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Relaxing Piano Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Tension Piano- Low Scrape" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Dreams Become Real" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Minstrel Guild" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E10: The Savages of the Red Caves

Master Torris has discovered Sammy gone. He blames Crom and Rud for the disappearance. Now Crom and Rud have one week to bring Sammy back to The Wall. However will they find him?If you enjoy this podcast and would like to donate, visit: www.patreon.com/7lambMusic:"River of Io" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Crowd Hammer" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Final Battle of the Dark Wizards" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Overworld" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E9: One Week

Knight Night is about to become cave lion chow until a mysterious woman appears with bow in hand. After scaring the lion away, Night chats with the woman known as Brianna of Torth. Night convinces her to lead him to General Rost.If you would like to help donate, visit www.patreon.com/7lambFollow us @7lambpodcastsMusic:"Clash Defiant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Dreams Become Real" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"River Fire" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  

S1E8: The Big Lug

Queen Arietta summons the townsfolk to compose a theme song for the newly appointed King Tommy. It doesn't take long to prove both unecessary and disastrous.We are now on Patreon!! If you would like to help donate visit: www.patreon.com/7lambFollow us:@7lambpodcastswww.facebook.com/7lambpodcastsMusic:"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E7: The Queen's Plan

Solaria is on her way to the red caves, but when a storm hits she must hide below deck with Weed and Scottrick until it passes. It doesn't take long before the storm becomes too much to handle and things take a turn for the worse.We are now on Patreon!! If you would like to donate visit: www.patreon.com/7lambMusic:"Magic Forest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Unholy Knight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Clash Defiant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Bittersweet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Crowd Hammer" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

S1E6: A Storm Yonder

Bad men must work for the Wall Watch, making sure no evil lurks its way into Nymeria. Crom and Rud, two horrible men teach another Wall Watcher, Sammy (the only do-gooder on the wall), how to be bad. It doesn't take long before Sammy takes a liking to the dark side.Don't forget to rate and review on iTunes!!Follow on Twitter and Instagram:@7LambPodcastsMusic:"Crowd Hammer" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Corruption" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Mystery Bazaar" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Giant Wyrm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Additional music provided by:Soundsnap.com and Pond5.com

S1E5: Fire in His Eyes

A new king is in charge-- Baby Tommy. While Queen Arietta loves the idea of her son being king, not everyone is taking a liking to the idea. To keep King Tommy in charge, Queen Arietta sends Knight Night to retrieve an old War General to lead the King's Guard.Don't forget to rate and reviewFollow:@7LambPodcastsMusic:"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Lost Time" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Minstrel Guild" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Clash Defiant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Jaunty Gumption" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Additional music provided by:Soundsnap.com and Pond5.com

S1E4: A New King

King Phillips has gotten word of King Leotard's passing, but rather than fight for the chair he has decided that it is more important to build a giant roof over all of his land to protect him from the sun's harsh rays. Summer is coming! Is it practical or ignorant? You decide.Don't forget to rate and reviewFollow:@7LambPodcastswww.facebook.com/7LambPodcastsMusic:"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Long Road Ahead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Additional music provided by:Soundsnap.com and Pond5.com

S1E3: The Roof

Solaria, aka The Mother of Dragons, is on a quest. After word of King Leotard's fate spread, Solaria decided it was time to reclaim what was hers. With the help of her companion Weed, she sets sail in search of an army.Don't forget to rate and review!!Follow:@7LambPodcastswww.facebook.com/7LambPodcastsMusic:"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Angevin B" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Overworld" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Final Battle of the Dark Wizards" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Additional music provided by:Soundsnap.com

S1E2: Mother of Dragons

If you like Game of Thrones then there is a 25% chance that you will enjoy this podcast. Chair of Swords is a spoof podcast that follows several characters as they all compete for the Chair, in an effort to claim all of Nymeria. In the inagural episode, we follow Knight Night as he traverses the Dark Woods searching for the three mystical witches who know of the King's fate. King Leotard is on his death bed and if he is to die, then many will fight to claim his chair.  Only one King can rule all of Nymeria!!Follow Seven Lamb Productions on Instagram and Twitter@7LambPodcastswww.facebook.com/7LambPodcastsMusic for the episode:"Overworld" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Final Battle of the Dark Wizards" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Hidden Past" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Rynos Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/"Lost Time" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Additional Music provided by:Soundsnap.com

S1E1: War is Coming

Follow several goofy characters as they all fight for the Chair of Swords in this Game of Thrones spoof.

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Chair of Swords

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