The Large Hadron Collider is this massive ring (alright, calm down). Nerds use it to wind up particles, smash them together and see what happens. There are loads of conspiracy theories about this thing, saying it's an asteroid magnet or even a portal to hell. The mental part of it is, some of the best chat is actually rooted in proper science. Alternate dimensions, different timelines, that sorta stuff. Some people believe it created the Mandela effect, and I'm not talking the dodgy stomach you get the morning after a few too many beers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Chatting Boll*cks - The LHC is creating glitches in the matrix

As you may know, I consider myself something of an expert in moisture, but the conspiracy theory we’re bantering about this week is next level. Some people believe a mudflood swallowed up a whole civilization a few hundred years ago, and we’ve just moved into their gaffs. Apparently they had free leccy like that Elon Musk geezer or whatever, and the evidence is all around us. Jamie’s lost it. I’m calling boll*cks on this one, straight up. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chatting Boll*cks - The Mudfloods

I know a thing or two about stones, alright. I'm hard, just ask around Clapham. But this week Jamie and I ain't talking about my giant cojones, or the 15 stone of gorgeous dad bod I'm packing. We're on about these Georgia Guidestones, some mental monument in America that reads sorta like a rulebook for rebuilding civilisation. The lot that erected it wanted to stay anonymous, which is pretty sus. But if they know when the world's gonna end, they better tell me. I don't wanna die without seeing what all the fuss about OnlyFans is first. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chatting Boll*cks - The Georgia Guidestones

Browsing Wayfair is worse than getting dragged around IKEA by the missus when you’re battling a brutal hangover. I ain’t looking through 4,642 bedside lamps, and why you charging ten grand for a flatpack wardrobe that’ll probably turn out wonkier than me after an all-dayer? Conspiracy theorists have been coming across some dodgy, overpriced listings on there and arriving at the only logical conclusion: Wayfair is a front for child trafficking. Apparently it goes all the way to the top... if the top is Tom Hanks, anyway. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chatting Boll*cks - Wayfair is trafficking children

Listen, I gotta go smash some golf balls about and hit the beers even harder, but have you ever heard the theory that Tupac faked his own death? Course you have, which is why Jamie and I are covering some of the lesser-known celebrity conspiracies this episode. My personal favourite? The idea that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind. Imagine being able to appreciate the scenery without getting an earful from the missus. Legend. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chatting Boll*cks - Celebrity conspiracy theories

My cousin Jamie met this guy at a BBQ once that swore down dinosaurs didn't exist. This geezer obviously loved a dodgy cigarette, but he ain't alone in thinking dinosaurs are total boll*cks. Bible bashers think it's a pro-evolution conspiracy, while others say nerds at museums and that invented dinosaurs to make mad dough. All I know is, it would've been proper annoying to be a T-Rex. I mean, what's the point in living if your arms aren't long enough to reach your old boy? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chatting Boll*cks - Dinosaurs Do Not Exist

In part two of our coronavirus conspiracy sesh, Jamie and I dive into the real meat of two veg of it, if you know what I mean. What's all this about 5G, and when will the mask-dodging Karens give it a rest? Was the plan to flog us vaccines all along and is Bill Gates an all-powerful mastermind, or just a proper nerd melt like Jamie? I dunno, but I've still got a 24-pack of bog roll going on eBay if you're interested. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Coronavirus Plandemic - Part 2

I'm back, but I'm bored of going on about myself. It's time for a new topic, and what better one to chat absolute boll*cks about than conspiracy theories. After one too many Uri Gellers, me and my cousin Jamie sat down to talk about what's trending in coronavirus conspiracy circles. Where in the Wuhan did it come from, are the numbers a load of boll*cks, and what does Jamie think he's playing at using big words around a proper geezer? Settle in with a cold Mandela for part one of our mammoth coronavirus conspiracy sesh. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Coronavirus Plandemic - Part 1

This week I sit down and have a proper catch up with my good pal Majestic! The Kiss 100 DJ, producer, writer & MC chats the music industry, making music with me, how we came up with “naughty sesh”, working with Tyson Fury & loads more! As usual is deep & fun & full of laughs!

With Majestic! Banter & Bangers! It’s A Naughty Sesh!

This was intense, last time I was with Mc Harvey we were squaring up in the octagon! We talk about our fight, our friendship,families, his past as part of So Solid, we compare big brother stories, his roots and have some general quality banter! It’s a deep one!

With Mc Harvey! Fighting Each Other, The So Solid Crew & Mad Stories!

This week i sat down with Robert Hisee the Unconscious Mind Therapist who has helped people from all walks of life with their mental health. Reframing their minds for positive lasting changes. Listen to this, it will change your life!

With Rob Hisee & The Unconscious Mind

In this week's episode of Chatting Bollock's I chat with the social media entrepreneur and legend that is Stevothemadman. Over an hour of non stop pure comedy gold! We discuss our history, families, growing up, porn mags, pom poms and how to shave your bumhole. This one is seriously funny and not for the easily offended! Make sure you have your earphones in if listening in public! Fun times! Enjoy

With Snapchat Comedian Stevo The Mad Man! THIS ONE’S PURE COMEDY!

In this week's episode of Chatting Bollock's I interview Social Media Star Arron Crascall. We go back in time and revisit how we first met, how our careers have influenced eachother, the high's and low's of being the the public eye, our partners, the bin's and what project's he has lined up for the future.

With Arron Crascall, Original Viner, Entertainer and all round Legend!

Terry Stone has lived an exciting and dangerous life. We chat about how he built one nation, the biggest rave the UK has ever seen, what he had to do to keep it and how he dealt with muggings, stabbing and having guns pulled out on him! We chat about how he became a film producer and starred in one of the most iconic British gangster films “Rise Of The Foot Soldier” as Tony Tucker and how we know each other, why he decided to help me make films and we chat on how his two new documentaries both hit number one on iTunnes this week! Ive know Terry For a while, he’s very funny and interesting, give it a listen. Then go check out his Documentary’s “United Nation 3 decades of Dance” and the one he’s made with me, presented by me “Fanatical”! I’m planning on doing lots more guests so give me some feed back! Enjoy! Dan

With Terry Stone, Film Producer, Founder Of One Nation & Actor Best Known As Tony Tucker!

This week marked 4 years since my old man passed away so I thought of funny stories he told me about when he was growing up & funny things we did together a created a podcast dedicated to him & he was a funny guy! Fights, funnies & getting stonned with the old man! Warning: Emotional, Funny & Mental Content! 

My Dad! Stories, Fights & Stoned Robberies!

Daniel O'Reilly (AKA Dapper Laughs) unleashes his naughty side in his hilarious podcast's featuring outrageous stories, obscene humour and just in general chatting utter boll*cks!

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