We talk about Tintin in the Congo, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S reunion, Simpsons porn, and Dave Chappelle being a condescending wanker. Music used: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg

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Matthew Perry en el Congo

In this episode I take some acid and go round to Tara's house. We talk about a lot of things including counterfeit money, Hitler, Sadam Hussein, Osama, the KLF burning a million quid, Injury Reserve's new album, people listening to music out loud at the park, monkeys, Rush Hour, Idris Elba going too far and of course the passing of the late, great Norm MacDonald. Tara also has somewhat of a Kramer moment which had to be censored, but you can hear the devastating aftermath. Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg

Endless Norm

We talk about a lot of stuff on this one. Animal attacks, Deep Blue Sea, human sacrifices, buddy movies and happy slapping. Amazing t-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

Happy Clapping

Tara joins us on the show again and this time we have probably our biggest on-air argument ever. Before that we talk about the Taliban, Lee Ryan being unable to pay his parking ticket, ball inspections and Tara's class obsession. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

Liam & Noel

This is gold. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

This is Gold

On this episode me and Tara have a massive argument (which ends at about 49:00) and then talk about a variety of topics including Germans, Jews, trolling people in the hood and the age at which life starts to go downwill for women. T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg My music: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

Ashwagandha Jews (ft. Tara)

Brendon Walsh joins us on the show today to discuss TikTok, COVID and The World Record Podcast. This starts at around 24:50. Elsewhere I talk about the deranged evil of modern psychology, a time I saw a German guy get houmous on his hands, a fat man at the supermarket and a home invasion. Follow @bholewalsh on Instagram and listen to The World Record Podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/user/buckfuttner/videos T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg Music used: https://spoti.fi/3yuxWJE

German Guy with Houmous Hands (ft. Brendon Walsh)

Dr. Cosby is back! And so is Tara. https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg

EMERGENCY DR. COSBY BROADCAST (ft. Tara)

In this one I talk about ANOTHER incident at the Chinese shop, Reddit mods, sewing not being gay, bacon slaps, me being a weird little freak, Bangladeshi street parties, the Simp epidemic, running people over on a moped, an intense experience at the library and of course the tragic passing of the late, great John McAfee. The Cheek Clappers YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3IZzDqetbRwpFvENyez6Jw My new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg T-shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped Music: https://spoti.fi/2SVjrjc

I'm a Hoe (RIP John McAfee)

In this episode I talk about French people being weird, accidentally bowing at a Chinese woman, a bad experience I had trying to print some documents and some terrible Nigerian memes. My new channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwTdKJh-PdlHVbQjXRUBYCg My music: https://spoti.fi/3fibw7K Contact: CheekClappersPodcast@gmail.com

Low Hanging Fruit

We talk about a lot on this one. Firstly we talk about the fantastic phones available from Huawei™, proud sponsor of many shows. We also talk about Hitler eating cream cakes, porn bots, committing suicide at 13 and the fact that Nick Mullen listens to Cheek Clappers. Music is from the album Oak Tree, which comes out on April 14th: https://spoti.fi/3hB3Pvd

Nick Mullen: Admit that you listen to Cheek Clappers

Rice Cookers

We talk about a lot of things on this episode including (but not limited to) the time I scared an old man by hiding under a camo blanket, some sexually explicit Pokemon fan fiction I made as a child, Tara ice skating like a prick, Gordon Ramsay needing to fuck off and people turning into twats when they get famous. We also review the film Now You See Me. https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

u wot m8

On this episode we talk about which Pokemon we would have sex with. https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Pokemon Shaggers

In this episode we hear from Steven Beattie, a tattooist and former drug-smuggler who served time in Fuchu, Japan, known as the strictest prison in the world. Steven's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steven.beattie.inkart/ Music used: https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB

Life Inside The World's Strictest Prison: An Interview with Steven Beattie

Cheek Clappers is a comedy podcast about two people in a relationship. The show contains a lot of quite dark humour so don't listen if you're easily offended or upset. DISCLAIMER: Cheek Clappers is entirely fictional. Everything on here is for the purpose of satire or irony.

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