Greg's eldest has turned 21 and Alison's youngest is still holding his poop. Plus Greg's Judd Apatow-organized benefit, Alison's social media bacchanal, flu vaccines for pregnant women, sobering child abuse stats, a binaural beats update and calls about restaurant recs, sunflower seeds and girthy finds. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Raycon Go to buyraycon.com/child to save 15% Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish Omaze Go to Omaze.com/childish and enter promo code CHILDISH for more chances to win.

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Episode 114 - Hard Rock Nova Scotia

Greg's on the East Coast tending to his mom while Alison is being woken up in the middle of the night by Owen's boogie bubble. And some news stories about parental consent for vaccines, a twin surrogate, a dangerous product recall and more. Plus an amazing voicemail which asks a question for the ages: Is it a persimmon? Is it a foot? And Greg's gambling win! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase  

Episode 113 - Owen's Boogie Bubble

After a funny story about his friend Norm MacDonald, Greg and Alison talk about their week. Greg's trying out a new depression cure and Alison is attending preschool. Greg handily out-lows Alison once again while Alison finds herself breaking up an actual fight between her boys. Plus vaccine approval for kids coming sooner than you might think, surprising news about screen time, calls about life insurance and the sex talk and more! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish Chime Banking that has your back: chime.com/childish Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish  

Episode 112 - Brawling Brothers

Greg and Alison respond to a listener's complaint that all they talk about is urine, urinals and poop by talking about dildos, poop and losing their virginity. Also Reese Witherspoon's parenting struggles, a news story that says moms who don't get enough sleep age faster, Greg's mountain biking adventure, Owen's blowout, lunchbox talk and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com  

Episode 111 - First Sexual Experiences

Alison tweaked her neck and is on drugs so Greg has offered to carry her for this show, just like the footprints in the sand story. Greg performed in front of a masked crowd and was rattled by the lack of audience feedback. Everyone is tapping everything into the universe and Greg is asking how long we all want to live. We also talk about the best board games for kids, how to increase confidence, fresh clean dogs and butt stuff. Our Lovely Sponsors! American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish Magic Spoon Go to magicspoon.com/childish and use promo code: Childish for $5 off Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish  

Episode 110 - Greg Bombed And It's Your Fault!

Greg visits Texas and goes on the Joe Rogan podcast and Alison has a Covid scare. A study says maybe it isn't so bad for kids to be obsessed with princess culture. Just because Mila and Ashton aren't bathing their children that doesn't mean you shouldn't. Greg claims he doesn't smell and he thinks Alison might Canadian? Plus, when should you have the birds and the bees discussion? Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Episode 109 - It's Okay to Be A Princess

The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elliot took his own piggy bank money to Target and used some of it to buy a gift for O-2! A study conclusively shows spanking is detrimental and Chicago Public Schools are making condoms available to students as young as fifth grade. A caller's daughter told a bald-faced-or-is-it-bold-faced lie and another caller needs to feel it. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish American Girl Bitty Baby Go to AmericanGirl.com/bbpodcast and use promo code: Childish

Episode 108 - The Family That Tats Together, Chats Together

Seventeen minutes of strength training has nearly killed Alison but still, she wants to fight Greg's former producer. Greg met a celebrity who had a huge influence on his comedy and then did beer bongs with his niece and her friends (he did not partake). Plus pediatric cavities, high school biology, the fourth of July, twin sister surrogacy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Dame Get 15% off by going to dameproducts.com/childish PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Episode 107 - Seventeen Minutes of Strength Training!

Greg gets breakfast in bed and Alison is embarrassed by an off color remark. Alison guesses the top names of babies in 2020. Spoiler alert: Donald and Melania are no longer number one. Greg also gushes about playing golf with legendary Joe Pesci and Alison laments losing her voice during a VO session. Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to hellofresh.com/childish14 and use code childish14 for up to 14 free meals PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com

Episode 106 - Oyster In a Slot Machine!

Greg ate an entire lobster dinner in the back of a Lyft and still maintains a perfect score and yet Alison has been nothing but delightful and has a 4.9? What is the meaning of this? We explore this injustice before delving into stories involving children stealing their parents' cars and how to talk to teenagers. Plus JoJo's prom, Alison's voice, whether Greg is "funny," codependency and more. And your voicemails and emails. Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius Shop the market & save on insurance at policygenius.com StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase  

Episode 105 - Twin Lobsters in a Lyft!

O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experience the opposite? Relief that you aren't doing what's being pictured? Alison experiences intense GIMO (Glad I'm Missing Out) when she sees people post tour dates. Greg agrees the logistics of travel suck ass, which is why he only flies via private, first class, or coach. Plus your lullabies and a 13 year old who's allowed to watch Law and Order: SVU. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.com/childish12 and use code childish12 for up to 12 free meals ManScaped Go to Manscaped.com and use code childish 20% off w/ free shipping

Episode 104 - Remembrance of Balls Shaved!

A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com  

Episode 103 - A Honking Snake Seal!

A new study shows that "masculine" fathers are more effective in parenting their young children. And drumroll please... after a WEEK, Owen2 finally drops a deuce. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan   StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase Pandora Discover a world of jewelry at us.pandora.net/childish HelloFresh Get up to 12 free meals by going to HelloFresh.com/childish12  

Episode 102 - Be a Man!

Greg's low once again annihilates Alison's. She waltzed right into it! Plus Facebook mama drama, a baby monitor that picks up Scottish porn, Greg crashing his sister's car and whether birth order affects personality. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your first purchase PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. policygenius.com Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan  

Episode 101 - Alison Gets Annihilated By Greg

Some of our past guests leave us celebratory messages and we reminisce about what a long strange trip it's been. Plus Greg's tips for airplane sleep, Alison's roller coaster of a playdate, a progressive New Zealand policy and more. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Sunday Go to GetSunday.com/childish for $20 off your custom lawn plan StoryWorth Go to Storyworth.com/childish for $10 off your order

Episode 100 - Our 100th Episode Blowout!!!

After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.

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