It's all three's this week on Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast! We've got pitches about creating a human, talking quickly, fish, and quarantine protest songs. Good luck! Call our hotline: 1-201-500-7459 Twitter: @CNJNeedAPodcast Jordan: @Jordaniswebsite Chris: @Blarghasaurus

Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast

Ep. 16 - Chris and Jordan at Night

This week, Chris and Jordan ask the big questions: Who buys Now That's What I Call Music CDs? Does Bernie Sanders listen to Run the Jewels? Is there a Yiddish word for a printer malfunction? And finally, did the Carpenters rip off Rush?? Call our hotline: 201-500-7459 Twitter: @cnjneedapodcast Jordan: @jordaniswebsite Chris: @blarghasaurus

Ep. 15 - We're Growing Downward

Chris and Jordan are back, baby. This week, we try to ruin your favorite movies, learn new hobbies, and discuss old viral videos.  Call our hotline: 201-500-7459 Twitter: @cnjneedapodcast Jordan: @jordaniswebsite Chris: @blarghasaurus

Ep. 14 - If you or someone you know is in witness protection, call 1-201-L00-PILZ

On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris suggests a podcast with the goal of creating an opera and Jordan goes through some strange yelp reviews. Plus Chris wants to try meteorology and Jordan has a new method for reviewing movies in the moment. 

Ep. 13 - We Love Stunting Progressivism

This week, Chris and Jordan discuss their hiatus and their benevolent ant overlords. Topics include Chris attending Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, fan edits of movies, culture's most famous Newman's, and guided museum tour podcasts. All this and more. Call us: 201-500-7459 Follow us: @candjneedapodcast (Twitter & Instagram), @jordaniswebsite, @blarghasaurus (both on Twitter)

Episode 12: Match Point - W/ Sam Archie

On the season 2 premiere of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris expands on a previous pitch. Then, Jordan waxes poetic on baseball podcasts and Chris explores music inspired by motion pictures. Plus, Chris and Jordan look for new sponsors! Call: 201-500-7459 email: cnjneedapodcast@gmail.com instagram: @cnjneedapodcast twitter: @cnjneedapodcast, @jordaniswebsite, @blarghasaurus 

Ep. 11 - We Were In a Crash

In the 10th episode spectacular, Chris and Jordan indulge in some of their greatest passions: progressive rock and Godzilla. Chris explains Robotech and explores a way to incorporate its model into the show. Plus, a meditation on the future of podcasts! Twitter: @CnJneedpodcast @jordaniswebsite @blarghasaurus Email: cnjneedapodcast@gmail.com Insta: @cnjneedapodcast Call in: 201-500-7459

Ep. 10: Changing the Future of Podcasts

On this episode, Chris attempts to distinguish things as stupid or clever and Jordan explores the histories and qualities of different dressings. Then,  a pitch about mod culture and a podcast about changing history and re-mapping time.  Call the hotline: 201-500-7459 Follow the podcast: @CnJNeedapocast Follow Chris on twitter: @blarghasaurus  Follow Jordan on twitter: @jordaniswebsite

Ep. 9 - Let's Not Dive Too Far Into the Realms of Anime

This week on Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast: Chris and Jordan debate if different pieces of media are stupid or clever, and whether that's even a legitimate dichotomy. Then, they conceive a super hero based on progressive rock music and discuss some of their favorite mascots. Plus, they finally find a way to structure their disagreements! Follow us on twitter @CnJneedapodcast as well as @jordaniswebsite and @blarghasaurus. Call the hotline! 201-500-7459

I'm Inking This

Chris and Jordan make history on the podcast: they talk to their first guest, David Wiswell, who brings two new ideas of his own to the table. Then, Chris pitches a new invention podcast and the first ever joint pitch! Plus, a shocking revelation rattles the Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast Universe.

Chris and Jordan Talk to David Wiswell

This week, Jordan and Chris dive into religion and try to conceive of a new religious mythology. Then they analyze various movie taglines and review a few animals. Plus, a new imagination of classic works of media (and reality???) that will blow your mind. Call the hotline: 201-500-7459! On twitter, @CnJneedapodcast, @blarghasaurus, @jordaniswebsite

A Board Room of Gods

This week, Chris and Jordan flesh out a podcast that turns Shakespearre into pop-culture shlock-fests. Then, they  plan a show where they learn new instruments and discuss post-modernity. Plus, a shocking reveal regarding High School Musical and Breaking Bad.  CALL OUR HOTLINE: 201-500-7459

...And There's Gonna Be Martial Arts Scenes

On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, the titular Chris and Jordan flesh out an idea based off of The Masked Singer. Then they determine whether scorpions are more arachnid or crab and dig in on the specifics of ketchup. Plus, a Dungeons and Dragons podcast with a twist. And did we mention we have a HOTLINE? Call 201-LUV-PILZ (201-500-7459) to leave us a message and get on the show. 

How Are You Gonna Compare Marmalade to Jam?

This week Chris and Jordan dive into Soviet history, film scores, satanic messages in pop music, and develop some allegorical biopics. PLUS, they criticize their listeners on an ALL NEW Chris and Jordan need a Podcast!

I Had a Great Idea and You Ruined It

On this episode of Chris and Jordan Need a Podcast, Chris and Jordan create a quiz show that will allow them to analyze and critique guests. Then, they try to figure new angles for making Hollywood biopics. Plus, a riveting deconstruction and exploration of stripes. 

Get Glad with the Plaid

Chris and Jordan have always wanted to be podcast hosts. There's just one problem: they don't have any ideas. Now, they begin their quest for the perfect podcast premise.

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