50 - You Thought They Were Dead But Julia and Kelly are BACK! by Kelly and Julia

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50 - You Thought They Were Dead But Julia and Kelly are BACK!

Kelly and Julia complain about the snow, attempt to solve a suburbs mystery, and tease their new merch. Will they be able to stop complaining about the snow? Will they solve the mystery? Will they really, finally be releasing merch? There’s only one way to find out.

49 - Chug Bunniez

The Chug Gals ring in the new year of 202CHUG (sounds like 2021 but it’s 202CHUG) by reviewing some highlights from 2020, including the hot celebrity son everyone forgot about and Julia’s short lived obsession with making sushi. They reminisce about the bathroom poster of the hottie girls: where are they now? Kelly summarizes some highlights from movies she’s watched recently, including the D-list camp classic “Showgirls.” The gals also discuss a scary electric face mask that’s supposed to be the next hot thing in skincare and the “rag man,” who is like a milkman but for period rags.

48 - Welcome to 202CHUG

Kelly and Julia discuss everything skincare. They discuss other things too, so please don't be turned off if you're not crazy about skincare. Julia goes absolutely bonkers for skincare and shares her knowledge with Kelly, a skincare novice who doesn't even wear sunscreen inside the house. Ever wonder what a "serum" does? There's only one way to find out.

47 - The Skincare Special

It’s a chugmergency! Julia has been confined in her bedroom for days after a potential exposure to Covid. She tells Kelly all about her isolation life, including her mom bringing food to her door. To lighten the mood, the gals also debate a heated topic: who would you rather have sex with, the Philly Phanatic or Gritty? The answer may shock and appall you.

46 - Chugmergency!

The chug gals catch up after Kelly’s road trip and talk about all the cool stuff she saw. Julia divulges her weekend alone in the country dog-sitting at Kelly’s house and farting in her beanbag. The gals also touch on the first 2020 presidential debate and discuss the health benefits of sauerkraut.

45 - I Da Ho!

Julia and Kelly discuss the 2003 hit survival horror thriller film Open Water. What would you do if you were stuck in the ocean after your scuba diving boat left you behind? The gals ponder their imaginary escape plans and Julia tells her own hit survival horror thriller story about getting stranded on a sunfish sailboat. Also: Kelly gushes about watching RHONY, Julia sends a sexy DM, and a future-hit Chuggers-exclusive song hits the airwaves for the first time.

44 - Chugging in Open Water

Kelly and Julia blab and gab as per usual, touching on hard-hitting topics such as Phish, the Free Brittany Spears movement, and summering in Vermont. Julia summons Annson to answer an Ask a Man question while Kelly sips tequila off mic. The gals then ponder: what would be worse to listen to on a 10 hour drive? Only Phish or only Coldplay? Their answers will shock you.

43 - Sit back, Relax, and Chug with Us

Julia and Kelly get down deep and dirty to discuss the controversial men’s fashion trend of the late-00s: deep v-neck tee shirts. Kelly delights Julia when she confesses that she has joined Bachelor nation and Julia has a striking premonition. The gals hit pay dirt with a new business plan to start a sexy valet service and Julia hopes it finally leads her to a rich daddy. But when Kelly describes, in great detail, her dog’s shocking new butt haircut, the question of “how” lingers heavy in the air. What does it look like, you ask? How could it be done? Well, darling, you’ll have to listen to find out.

42 - Deep V Dick

Kelly and Julia discuss Kelly’s new bidet and Julia’s new cardboard box recording setup. They take a deep-dive into the hit teen sex miniseries that’s sweeping our horny nation, “Normal People,” which both Kelly AND Julia’s parents are greatly enjoying. The gals also riff on mannequins, some restaurants using them to help people social-distance as they reopen, and come up with a brilliant business plan. What’s this brilliant business plan? You’ll have to listen to find out!

41 - Normal Chuggers

Julia and Kelly discuss the various things that have been holding their interest while still being quarantined at home. Kelly talks about what she’s been watching this past week, from “Too Hot to Handle” to “TFW No GF” to “Despicable Me.” Julia details some family drama and the gals discuss annoying roommates. Julia poses the most complex theoretical question to her math genius brother: “what does poop + pee equal?” And Kelly does a thong haul. You better hold onto your butts! This episode will have you wasting $3,000 just to make out with it!

40 - Stimulus Chug

Julia and Kelly discuss the news and other topics. Kelly details binge-watching Gilmore Girls, her first binge-watching experience during quarantine. Julia gives updates on living with her entire family, including working out in the garage with her Dad and smelly brother. The gals riff on being quarantined until 2022 and wonder when the hell they'll be able to go to a bar again.

39 - Stuck at Home Chuggin'

Kelly and Julia are still coming to you long distance because they are being good girls and keeping their "chug"stance from everyone. They really don't want anyone to d-i-e and urge their precious chuggalos and chugalettes to stay safe and stay chuggy. The gals talk about Julia's recent development of quarantining at her parents' house and Kelly's fear of running out of b-o-o-z-e and p-o-t. They also discuss their new favorite Instagram account, the mysterious and misogynistic (in a fun way) "malessoul," who has their own m-a-l-e version of "if you stumble..." Will the chug girlz lose their minds in isolation and decide to e-n-d it all? There's only one way to find out.

38 - Social Dischugging

Julia and Kelly are coming to you long distance and serving up the scolding hot tea on quarantine life and a bitch named Covid! Join the gals as they talk about how they've been passing the time, the politics of group chats, grocery shopping excursions and crusty old weed rations. Julia reveals how she fucked her way to the top to acquire the secret recipe for Wawa's famous egg salad. Kelly read a list of every flavor of Oreo ranked from worst to best. The gals sit and wonder: will they ever chug in person again? There's one way to find out.

37 - CHUGVID-69

Cover your mouths and wash your hands! Kelly and Julia are coughing all over the mics to bring you the most up-to-date information on the Chugronavirus. The gals quarantine themselves in Julia's bedroom and talk about their periods. What if the Chugronavirus made people bleed from their genitals? What if roommates that hated each other fell in love when forced to stay quarantined together in their tiny apartment? How many babies will be conceived while the city is on lockdown? These pressing questions and more are discussed in detail on this special episode that you absolutely do not want to miss.

36 - Chugronavirus

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