Herman interviews the staff + congregants of SHINING LIGHT CHURCH.  Let the investigation begin.  What did Pastor Gerald do?  Is he boring everyone to death?  Do white people know how to clap?  Find out.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/churchbiz/message

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5: Episode 4: Do white people know how to clap?

Cough, cough.  HE HAS RISEN. Pastor Gerald that is. What happens next?  Give a listen.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/churchbiz/message

4: Episode 3: Oops

Has all Hell truly broken lose? Is it the democrats' fault? Or the Republicans? Probably safe to blame it on the gays. Can God help them? If you were raised in the 80's and 90's the only way you could be truly saved is by singing an Amy Grant song. Baby, Baby, you better get to singing, otherwise First Lady Janine will take YOU TO CHURCH! What will happen next to pastor Gerald?  Tune in as we meet new character, HERMAN the mysterious British man from the denomination, who likes donuts.  Featuring actors: Rex Wheeler as Herman, Andrea Martzipan as Renee, Thomas Cokenias as Pastor Gerald, Dan Demers as Daniel, Gary Stanford Jr. as Reverend Jackson, Allison Ewing as Debra, Carla J. Johnson as First Lady Janine + Lisa Burton as Norma (and Dolly) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/churchbiz/message

3: Episode 2: Satan's Minons

A white church accidentally merges with a black church... and all Hell breaks loose.  Pastor Gerald was supposed to pass the baton to his son-in-law Daniel, but on his last Sunday, the day of his retirement, there was a change of plans. He "got a word from God", or he just lost his mind and made things up on the spot. Either way, Armageddon as arrived at Shining Light Gospel Church and somebody better pray for their salvation.  Meet the characters from the pilot episode.  Pastor Gerald, 70's, senior pastor of Shining Light Gospel Church, quite the curmudgeon.  Pastor Gerald's wife Norma, 70's, always talks in a Trans-Atlantic accent like she's in a "Golden Era" film.  Pastor Gerald's daughter Debra (exhausted stay-at-home mom) and her husband (the uptight organist) Daniel with their three adopted Chinese children: Teen Twins Isaiah + Josiah and Esther 1.  Reverend Joe Jackson  and his wife (50's) the first Lady Janine from the First Baptist Church across the street.  Renee, the snarky, millennial, assistant to Pastor Gerald.  Jesùs the custodian, 50's.  It's pronounced "Hey-Zues." Dolly the Church lady, 60's, your perfect Christian lady with the perfect (big) Christian hair.  Featuring actors: Rex Wheeler as Herman, Andrea Martzipan as Renee, Thomas Cokenias as Pastor Gerald, Dan Demers as Daniel, Gary Stanford Jr. as Reverend Jackson, Allison Ewing as Debra, Carla J. Johnson as First Lady Janine + Lisa Burton as Norma (and Dolly) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/churchbiz/message

2: The PILOT episode. Church Biz

Scripted series created by Tony Gapastione and maybe some true stories of life in the church.  Hilarity ensues.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/churchbiz/message

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