Serving up some hot gnosis for your dome this month. Did you know that God wasn't really God, but he thought he was? Did you know that women couldn't get to the kingdom until they were turned into men? Did you know that Stephanie went to school with Ray Combs' kid? Do you know how to make a Tom Collins? Now you do: Fill a Collins glass with 1 1/2 cups ice, set aside in the freezer. Combine gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker. Add 1 cup ice, cover and shake until chilled. Strain into the chilled Collins glass. Top with club soda and garnish with a lemon wedge. 

Church History Hangover

10 - Gnosticism and The Gospel of Thomas

You forgot to get your honey a Valentine's Day gift. Don't worry, we've got you covered. You just need to grab a few things, citron vodka, cranberry juice, simple syrup, and champagne. And a scented candle. And a bluetooth speaker. Mix the booze, dim the lights, light the candle, and turn on this episode. Romantic evening solved.

9 - Saint Valentine

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. It's our Saint Nicholas episode. Prepare to have your face blasted with egg-noggy historical facts all about the jolly old saint. We also talked about our favorite Christmas memories. Poor Abram. We drank mulled wine this time. Here's the recipe: Red, red wine - about a gallon (think the glass jugs on the bottom shelf - we used Gallo Paisano) Brandy - about half a bottle (375 ml) - the best you can afford. Or use the whole bottle if you want to get turnt. A jar of cinnamon sticks (10-12 sticks?) 8-12 whole cloves Sugar (start with a half cup, and add to taste) Sprinkle in some nutmeg if you're freaky. We did. Put it in a big-ass pot on the stove, bring it to a boil for a sec, and then down to a simmer. Drink it hot.

8 - Saint Nicholas

Our drink of the day is The Drunken Worm: Passionfruit vodka, Coconut rum, Triple Sec, Peach schnapps, sweet and sour mix, gummy worms (optional: insulin)

7 - The Reformation

Hastily produced, minimally researched, hardly edited. What do you want from us, there's a hurricane going on! Hurricane recipe: 2 oz White rum 2 oz Dark rum 1 oz lime juice 1 oz orange juice 2 oz Passion fruit juice 1⁄2 oz Simple syrup 1⁄2 oz Grenadine 

6 - Hurricanes and Buttsex

Girls! Women in church history! Girls! Sangria! Did we mention girls?!?!   Sangria is red or white wine with orange juice, fresh citrus fruit, and some kind of kicker. We used Cognac.

5 - Women in Church History

Just in time for Holy Week, the guys talk about the Crucifixion, while drinking Rusty Nails (3 parts Scotch whisky, 1 part Drambuie)   Call us at (803)780-4264 to ask questions, leave comments, or make suggestions. You might even get on the show.

4 - The Crucifixion of Jesus

Was Mary a virgin? Does it matter? Do you care? Let's talk about it!   Drink: Bloody Mary (bloody mary mix, vodka, ice, veggies for garnish) Call us!! (803)780-4264 to ask questions, leave comments, or make suggestions. You might even get on the show.

3 - The Virgin Birth

On this episode, we fixed the crappy audio from last time, and we talked about the first baptist - John the Baptist. Our drink this time if you're playing the home game is a Snakebite Shot: 2 oz (yeah right) Yukon Jack Canadian Liqueur  Splash of lime juice Over ice

2 - John the Baptist

First episode! The guys talk about the earliest origins of the Christian faith, by exploring where the source texts of the OT came from, and learning a bit about the political and cultural environment of the time of Christ. Their cocktail of choice for this episode is the venerable Old Fashioned   Old Fashioned recipe: 2 oz. Straight Kentucky bourbon (we used Ancient Age - get it?) 1 orange wedge with peel Splash of Maraschino cherry syrup 4 dashes of Angostura bitters Splash of water or club soda Shake it up and pour it over ice

1 - In The Beginning

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