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There seems to be a lot of interest in Ted Bundy these last few weeks - probably because Netflix have produced a couple of new films/programs about the perverted sicko. So, we here at Clickbait thought we'd give Netflix a run for their money and do some of our own in-depth research and tell you, the listeners, the real skinny on Mr Bundy in our own screwed up fashion....

01-2019 - Ted Bundy

On this episode, Gale and Ian discuss everything Internet! Mostly porn, but some other shit too! In a lengthy episode (almost 50 minutes) the guys prattle on about the Internet, its conception (yep, I said conception) what it was supposed to be used for and what it inevitably, and actually is used for. So plug in and listen up to our take on the Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!! Enjoy!!

24-2018 - The Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!

Last week, we discussed the Adidam cult who’s leader was a man that convinced people he was the embodiment of God and that, for your salvation, you had to have some rather perverted sex with him…as long as you were attractive enough.  Essentially damning ugly people to hell. This week, we’ll learn about Tracy Elise, also known as the Mystic Mother to the Priestesses of her coven. A 55-year-old mother of three, Elise would invite men and women to the Phoenix Goddess Temple to heal them through sensual massage and therapeutic tantric sex sessions. She considers herself a priestess and healer.  However, a jury in Arizona, saw it differently. Did this Temple Temptress truly teach Tantric touching? Or was the Mystic Mother just out to make money by massaging man-parts? Join us today as we meditate on the case of the Notorious Goddess Sex Temple and Its Ruling Pimp Priestess

23-2018 - Goddess Sex Temple

Kids these days are so spoiled with their modern cults. It's all Hollywood actors and slick suits politely offering personality tests. What about the good old-fashioned sex, drugs, and unquestioning obedience of the Charles Manson-era cults? You know, that would have been just fine if not for all the murder… This was a time when hordes of Americans wandered off into the desert to find out exactly how weird a human life could get. And here at Clickbait, we are happy to bring you that weirdness every week.  Yeah, now you don’t have to wander off into the desert...you can listen and eat your dessert.   This article discusses Raina Bird, who grew up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God, and she said ... “Of Course, There Was A Lot Of Weird Sex Stuff Going On”  Are cults just a creative way to copulate? Should the Guru just do you? Is an education in enlightenment an exercise in emasculation? Is alternative worship a wangfest of wanking? Join us as we anoint the butt-hole and explore the depths of the Hippy Sex Scam Cult!

22-2018 - Hippy Sex Cult Scam

Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix. We realize that reads like a nonsense string of words, which is why tabloids couldn't resist the headline. And is exactly why we picked up on it too! The story goes that she was a good student on the path to a promising career, In what, they don’t say, but the Porn industry is always looking for new talent, Then, a car accident gave her brain damage. Suddenly she was posting half-naked photos of herself, and soon she was doing professional sex work. See - Called that right didn’t we! That, they say, means one of two things is true: The brain injury changed her personality overnight and turned her into a sex-crazed fiend, or she managed to scam the courts with the world's most hilariously implausible disability. Both are on the Internet, so it’s hard to disprove either...The author talked to her and found that the reality is, as usual, more interesting than the clickbait headlines … Check that out!! They mention us by name!! Can a brain injury segue to shameful sex acts? Does being run off the road result in rampant rogering? Can a talented tutored teen turn into a tantalizing temptress? Does bumping a head begat base carnal desires? Meander through the mind games with us as we delve deeper into the debauchery in the Tale of the Accidental Dominatrix.

21-2018 - The Accidental Dominatrix

We recently did a podcast about masturbation in the workplace. While researching this topic, through the carpal tunnel and hand cramps, we discovered that about half the internet is filled with info on this subject. So, dear listeners, we are going to bring you more spoogelicious masturbatory shenanigans in the form of the Pros and Cons. we found two articles, one arguing against the self gratification act while at work and the other offering an opposing view promoting the idea. We thought this would be fun…   Are wank breaks *really* a wise idea? As we sit at our dimly lit desks squinting at years-old computer screens, we often find ourselves lusting over all the fancy offices offering perks to their employees. We dream of a workplace where it’s okay to take naps in specially constructed Nap Pods. Where holiday time is unlimited. If that were the case, I’d never go to work… Where our working hours are flexible. And it’s all because we believe that, surely, all that stuff will make us happier, better, more creative workers in the long run. Which is probably true. Anything that helps us with a work/life balance, reduces stress, and makes the office a more pleasant place to be is likely to be a positive thing. But it might not just be down to holiday time, taking a full lunch break, and napping. Apparently, the next trendy way to make the working day better is the masturbation break. Some people agree, some do not.   Is wanking at work a suitable stress succorer? Can workplace masturbation mean more merriment? Is ball and boner juggling justified? Can canoe carving cause increased creativity?

20-2018 - The Second Coming - More on Workplace Wanking

Let’s talk about farts. A short while ago, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Vienna to expel an older man who wouldn’t stop expelling his own noxious gases.“Disgust” is probably somewhere in the top three reactions to public flatulence; the other two spots might be occupied by “embarrassment” (both for the farter and those around them) and “humor” (everyone loves a comedy fart). However, the stink that follows a particularly scandalous bout of wind might not be shared by everyone: There are those who treat anal flatulence with respect and admiration. A  2014 study from the University of Exeter The study suggested that hydrogen sulphide—a compound found in farts—may protect human cells that are typically damaged by diseases such as cancer. And for a small number of individuals, farting isn’t just a taboo by-product of human digestion—it’s the primary focus of their sex lives. Does flatulance lead to felatio and fornication? Can sneaking out a stinky one arouse amorous actions? Do trouser trumpeters titillate tarts? Can a backside burp begat boinking? Can cutting the cheese cure cancer? Come smell the gaseous emanations of our next episode - Fart fetishes and stinky sex.

19-2018 - Fart Fetishes & Stinky Sex.

Most nights teenager Kieran Bewick wakes up terrified, screaming and drenched in sweat — believing he is being stabbed by someone he loves. This nightmare is not sparked by some gory horror movie, but a shocking real-life attack.The 18-year-old is lucky to be alive after a sex game with ex-girlfriend Zoe Adams took a sadistic turn.Days after Bewick had moved into her apartment, Adams walked into the bedroom, her face painted like a clown. She put a pillow over his head, whispered “trust me” then stabbed him five times with a 10-inch knife she had hidden at the side of the bed. Do Clowns have a cutting edge on coitus? Should a 17 year old share silverware between the sheets? WIll a red-head make you dead in bed? Can make-up lead to a sexed-up fuck-up?   Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland with us as we go to town with the clowns in   Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories

18-2018 - Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories

Have you ever wanted to masturbate at work?  Some of us have even done it. Discretely I hope!   Usually, it’s a good way to get fired...unless you’re Ana Catarina Bezarra.  Bezarra has a medical condition that causes her great anxiety and a burning desire to paddle her own canoe...even if she’s at work, and her employer has been ordered to let her do so. While this sounds unbelievable, there is science behind the thought that it would create a better, less stressful work environment.  There are even jobs that require you to masturbate.  Is Anna’s anxiety causing her to click her clit instead of mouse at work? Can a court compel a company to allow their employees time to do the old knuckle shuffle? Does a job shaking the steak pay good money? And did Robert Pattinson really pound his pecker during a performance? Join us as we finger through the files of job related jerking off on today’s episode:  Workplace Wanking and Masturbation Mischief

17-2018 - Workplace Wanking and Masturbation Mischief

There are many things people want when staying at a hotel: a fair price, a safe place to lay their head, and a clean room.  These were all things Manor House Motel owner, Gerald Foos, guaranteed when guests stayed at his humble roadside lodge in Aurora, Colorado. But that’s not everything Gerald had to offer. Unbeknownst to his guests, Gerald was also running his own, perverse, social experiment and documenting the sexual shenanigans going on in the rooms he rented. Is Gerald’s perverted peeping cause for concern? Are the rooms at the Manor made for masturbation? Is a vested interest in voyeurism a virtue? Or is Foos’s flagrant focus just gratuitous gazing? Come with us as we creep through the shag lined loft of lechery with Gerald Foos: Voyeur Extraordinaire! 

16-2018 - Gerald Foos: Voyeur Extraordinaire!

A feral child is a child who has lived isolated from human contact from a very young age where they have little or no experience of human care, behavior, or language. These children have been the subjects of folklore and legends, typically portrayed as having been raised by animals. Feral children generally lack the basic social skills that are normally learned in the process of growing up in society. Feral children may display a complete lack of interest in the human activity around them. They often seem mentally impaired.  They may be incapable of sympathy or empathy. and have almost insurmountable trouble learning a human language. Are feral children just misunderstood Mowgli’s? Do Monkeys make better mothers? Does failing at fatherhood forge feral figures? Are these tragic tales a tribute to untamed training? Come with us on this wade through the monkey poo as we discuss the tale of Marina Chapman - The Girl with No Name - and other weird shit.  

15-2018 - The Girl with No Name - and other weird shit.

 Imagine it's your first night with a new roommate and they drop this warning on you: "Hey, you should know I'm kind of a sleepwalker, only instead of walking, I have nasty unconscious sex with whoever is near. Well, goodnight!"   Incredibly, that is a real thing. It's called sexsomnia, and it is totally recognized by the International Classification of Sleep Disorders. Sexsomnia, is a condition in which a person will engage in sexual activities while asleep. This condition falls within the broad class of sleep disorders known as parasomnias. In extreme cases, sexsomnia has been alleged, and accepted, as at least a part of the cause of sexual assault, including rape.   Our first subject, James, has suffered from this for most of his adult life.   Is James just using excuses for extensive sexual excitement?   Do Sleepsomniacs shag successfully while slumbering?   Does several sleepy shaftings make subsequent sloppy seconds?   Can romping while in repose be a reprieve for rape?   Join us while we dreamily float through today’s episode The Sleepy Shagfest, and other bedtime stories... 

14-2018 - The Sleepy Shagfest & Other Bedtime Stories

HUNDREDS of women claim to have been molested by goblins, round about the same time in Zimbabwe. These revelations were made last Monday during a meeting organised by Chief Nyangazonke to hear their concerns. Where some of the distraught women spoke of their ordeals. Are goblins the cause of sexual shenanigans? Is Zimbabwe the home to sexed up smurfs? And does Gargamel know about this? Are little people doing a whole lotta lovin’? Are Impish invaders engaging in intercourse? Come skip through the mystical forests of Africa as we discuss the disturbing tale of the Zimbabwe Goglin Gang!

13-2018 - Zimbabwe Goblin Gang

We have all heard of blow-up dolls and we recently did a podcast on Sex Robots. There is probably nothing on earth that someone would not hump So is it any wonder that we found something on the Internet that involved humping something weird? Of course not. The human species was given free will, by God, just so he could see how fucked up we could get. I’m sure we do not disappoint. And so, we get to Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, Ohio, who was first arrested in 2002 for having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display. So we have to ask... Are inflatables insatiable? Do blown-up balloons make for a bad-ass balling? Are puffed-up plastic pets penis perfect? Should shagging a supple cellophane sheep be shyed upon? Let us enlighten you on today’s adventure as we look into the Looner Fetish.  

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