It’s Blue Monday, so to raise your spirits we’ve got a very special listener confession that will have you screaming. This cousin has a controversial opinion about shaving your private parts which leaves Candice and Sarel in bits, discussing why some men prefer a clean-shaven partner and ultimately why you gotta do you… Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodGet your confessions in for SEASON FIVE! Send anonymously in this link: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Closet Confessions

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The listener confession this week is from a cousin who after putting everything into her family feels completely lost as her children have got older. Candice and Sarel are here to remind you that it’s NEVER too late and offer a step-by-step plan to get your life back on track in middle age. They discuss when you can expect your second Saturn Return, how to embrace your inner child and why your purpose and career are different things. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “What about me?”

Is this an episode of Closet Confessions or Sarel’s therapy session? Kicking off the new year, Candice and Sarel are talking about how to bring discipline into your life so you can have the 2024 you deserve. The girls discuss why you need to look outward to better understand yourself, how your Saturn Return is messing up your life in more ways than one and why you need to commit to your goals spiritually to start seeing results.Plus, the cousin confession from someone who doesn’t know what to do with their life offers an important lesson that not EVERYTHING has to be monetised!Download Manifesto: Unlock The Year You Deserve at www.candicebrathwaite.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin is wondering when and how to cut off the drama after a bereavement. Candice shares her experience of family management after the will is read and Sarel gives some crucial financial advice as the conversation covers the most important thing your parents can leave you, subconscious cravings for drama and the key to generational wealth. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “I’m ready to cut off the entire family and I don’t know where to start”

Merry Christmas cousins! In this festive episode, Candice and Sarel talk about why we need to stop idolising celebrities, why the simple pleasures are what they’re most grateful for and why they seriously relate to Rudolph as an outsider.Plus, we’ve got THREE cousin confessions about a rare happy ending, a hilarious revenge story and a cousin who is staying with a partner she doesn’t love. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The person on the pedestal is a piece of...

It’s almost Christmas so this week we have three different cousins needing some festive advice because none of us are safe from our own family!Sarel and Candice discuss working on your inner child, what is the line when it comes to disrespecting family and the unexpected twists of turns of promising to love someone for better or worse.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… "I don’t want to spend the holidays with my in-laws”

Candice and Sarel are back in the closet and on the agenda today: what that annoying beeping in the background really means, why Sarel hates pinky nails, men with penises at both ends of the size spectrums, what the scariest type of man is, the double standards when it comes to religion and why gospel music is the BEST type of music. Plus, a listener confession titled “Waiting for karma after having an affair”, listen in to find out who the true villain is. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The scariest type of man

For the first time ever Sarel is left gagging as she spills the tea with this week's cousin confession.An 18-year-old cousin has just realised she wants to end her relationship and Sarel and Candice are here to revel in the planning and preparations for a sneaky exit…The conversation covers self-worth, low libidos and a full recital of our fave Boyz II Men tune.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “A breakup with huge consequences”

Candice’s confession about being a mess and Sarel’s confession about her simpiness turns into a deep conversation about how we surround ourselves with people who don’t believe in us… a normal day in the closet!The girls discuss why being a simp can make your relationships become a legacy, how to stop getting your value from someone else and a cousin confession about a terrible parent, or is the child the problem?Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I’m a legacy simp!

It’s a BIG day for Sarel as her new show ‘Smothered’ comes out on Sky Comedy today (7th December)! Make sure you support our girl and watch ASAP.Before this week's listener confession, we have a hopeful note from a cousin reminding Sarel and Candice that not all cousins are in the trenches and as Candice says ‘Good doesn’t have great PR’. BUT, this week’s cousin confession is gnarly and leads to some blunt advice from the girls as they discuss the greatest taboo…TW: This episode discusses incestFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover”

Grab a pumpkin spiced something because after a festive intro, the girls get into why Sarel hates a birthday engagement and Candice reveals the cult she’s a part of. This episode features some discount girl math, some controversial wedding chat and why iPhone users need a reality check. Plus, a cousin confession that features a woman who is questioning her entire friendship because of her friend’s 14-step skincare routine… it’s juicy and disgusting. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poopy particles

Caught up in a wild marital web of lies this week's cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice with no doubt about what their listener should do. The girls are crystal clear about their advice as they discuss vex money, gas lighting and fake identities.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “Married to a stranger”

Candice is wondering what the requirements are to be added to a Close Friends list and Sarel has finally unghosted her therapist. This week, the girls discuss getting caught out via Close Friends, why you should never give an ugly man a chance and how to prioritise your health even if it means paying up.Plus, a listener confession about a Black police officer who feels like they have Stockholm Syndrome from their job.We’re going on tour! Sign up to our newsletter by Wednesday 29th November for priority booking: www.closetconfessionspod.com Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never trust your Close Friends list

This week's Cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice reeling! Revelations about a 21-year-old dating a 44-year-old take Candice down memory lane, whilst the girls discuss the power dynamics that come with an age gap and they sing a tribute to Craig David.TW: This week’s conversation features paedophilia Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Confessions… “Sleeping with my Dad’s best friend’s nephew”

The Petty Pisces is out in full force this week! Candice wonders why white women will stay friends even when they commit the worst crimes and Sarel keeps it short and real with a confession about bleaching.The girls talk about testing loyalties and friendship fall outs, reasons they may block the bag and why they believe in paying the most for plastic surgery. Plus, we have a cousin confession from a teenage girl who doesn’t want to lose herself after moving from Nigeria to Sweden.Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodDon’t forget, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet and send your anonymous confessions in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See it, say it, SORTED

Got something to confess sis…? Good job because author and journalist, Candice Brathwaite, and actress and online personality, Coco Sarel, are inviting you into their closet of confession to drop their truths, and yours… We’re talking bad behaviour, dodgy dates and controversial opinions you just can’t hold in any longer. Come and confess to us, it’s totally anonymous and there’s nothing off limits. Send in your secrets here: https://forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Oh, and don’t forget - what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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