Welcome to our most intellectually stimulating episode thus far, where we deservedly rip apart some ungrateful bitch who went on Ellen and complained because she didn't have the Almighty God kiss her nipples. Stupid fat bitch. Also, in the second half we enter the DARK Forum of Fapstronauts on Reddit and learn that we aren't actually as horrible addicts as we thought. Live. Cum. Play. 

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Fapstronauts

What the fuck is going on gang. We got the most hilarious piece of entertainment right here during this disgusting boring time of constant masturbation and TV binging. Listen in while we react LIVE to Youtube videos and discuss Tom Brady's big hairy balls. Did I stutter? We're gonna talk about his balls okay? TikTok blowing up baby check us out sometime. Live. Fart. Cum. Laugh. Awhile. CumCum? 

Tom Brady's Balls

What's good floaters. Welcome to a highly anticipated Coronavirus based episode where we discuss how fucked this fucking is as well as fulfill your consistent request to hear us faded out of our minds. Enjoy your quarantine and masturbate lots gang. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @thecloud9podcast for updates on our content. Live. Cum. Laugh. 

It's Corona Time!

Welcome to another repulsive banger of the Cloud9 Podcast. We got two big topics for today's episode: genders, and biological sex... Oh wait, I guess that's just one topic. Stay tuned til the end though because we got a NEW SEGMENT: "Top OR Twat?", where we go through a list of women and decide if we just want a god damn blowie or their god damn puss. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @thecloud9podcast and suck us on TikTok. Cum. Fart. Laugh. 

I Can't Memorize 58 Genders

Just a taste of our lovely banter. Are you not entertained? That's okay, go ahead and click one of our episodes below; you may enjoy one! Pussy. 

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Welcome to another controversial and hilarious episode of The Cloud9 Podcast. Be a fly on the wall while we absolutely nut on the Avengers with our words and screwed opinions. From what we'd do to the Black Widow, to how hard Thor bangs her. DISCLAIMER: Don't listen if you'll be upset we shit on your precious super hero. Also, follow us on Instagram @thecloud9podcast. Listen. Cum. Fuck. Laugh. 

Avenger's Special

Welcome to the 3rd episode of the Cloud9 Podcast: "Wet Step Mommy Dreams". Find out what we would do if we had Jlo and Shakira as our lesbian step mothers and our thoughts on TikTok and the 14 year old whores that control the narrative. Try not to get as horny as we did in this episode because this one gets fucking steamy. Make sure to follow our Instagram @thecloud9podcast and follow our Spotify obviously. Fuck. Don't forget to also Listen, Learn, Love, and Cum. 

Wet Step-Mommy Dreams

Welcome to another fucking episode of Cloud9. Who would we rather have as a DJ in the afterlife? What will our funerals be like? How badly do we wanna throat bang Adele? Find all these answers along with a healthy boner on this episode baby. Live. Learn. Laugh. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @thecloud9podcast for constant updates on our content. And Spotify. Obviously. Fuck. 

Does Satan Win This One?

Hi everyone, welcome to the Cloud9 Podcast. I'm Jess. And I'm Tom... Join us on this flight of laughter to your desired destination. Whether that destination is getting a boner, having a good laugh with dad, or anything else in between. We hope you enjoy. This episode includes us exploring the ideas of a talking baby, being the greatest super villains of all time, and gym girls. Make sure you motherfuckers keep fucking floatin' and meet us up in the clouds I guess. Tune in every week as we will be dropping weekly episodes, for more info, follow us on Instagram @thecloud9podcast. And follow us on Spotify obviously. Fuck. Listen. Learn. Love. 

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Join Tom and Jess on the Cloud9 Podcast. The most repulsive takes on everything the 21st Century has to offer. Make sure to follow us on our Instagram @thecloud9podcast to keep up with our content!

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