 What do you learn from a nationwide trip? That people are people wherever you go and that the right wing gun lovers have better stickers than peaceful people. We are back at it with a post Thanksgiving episode and welcoming the start of the holiday season. Buy experiences, not fast fashion y'all!

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Episode 94 Nude Resorts and Travelers Checks

 We are back after a hiatus. John is traveling America as he prepares for his presidential run and Danny and Kelly hold down the fort back home. Join us for more insights and wisdom!

Episode 93 Tractor Trailers can go 2000 miles on a tank of fuel

Kelly came up with this week's episode. It's catchy and a great way to welcome us back from an early Fall hiatus!

Episode 92 Getting a Blowjob from a Ghost on a Firetruck

 Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Here's the kind of quality you can expect from Cocktale Hour. Enjoy our teaser!

The Best Saint Patrick's Song Ever

The revelation that John has a skunk in his yard leads to dirty dancing, Prince, prison sex and ass-to-face transplants. Don't say you weren't warned!

Episode 10 Skunks and Ass-to-Face Transplants

Welcome to a shorter format of Cocktale Hour. We talk about craftsmanship, potential upcoming guests and our bucket list of American destinations. Maybe we'll come to your town!

Episode 9 Mount Rushmore and Naked Curling

We discuss Lori Loughlin cheating to get her kid into USC. We also talk about strip clubs, dead bodies, and whether the Stones are better than the Beatles. Join us and don't forget to follow the podcast and comment on @cocktalehour on Twitter.

Episode 8 Beatles, Stones and Lori Loughlin

In this episode we discuss money. Does everyone want to be rich, and do the rich have an obligation to give their money away to make the world a better place? Also we talk about who's going to prison next and what kind of sex they will have. Caribou antlers figure in there somewhere.

Episode 4 Money and Hot Prison Sex

John is back this week and we talk about the magic of custom vans, how we need to get a sponsor, colonoscopies, and all the food poisoning we've experienced. Enjoy!

Episode 7 The Glorious Colonoscopy

Join us for our fifth episode where we discuss the Scandals of the Catholic Church and pale Indiana boys playing baseball in the sun. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour or our Yahoo email, CocktaleHour at Yahoo dot com.

Episode 5 The Catholic Church and Spring Break

Are you a grower or a shower? Do you know what a rusty trombone is? Dave joins us again for a nastier than usual podcast, so beware!

Episode 11 Average Penises and the Southern Hatch

It seems that no subject is out of bounds whether we discuss high-end silicone sex dolls, measles, weed, or my favorite, the fermented Swedish fish guaranteed to make you puke. Enjoy! Remember to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Episode 12 Surströmming and Silicone Sex Dolls

Yes, that's right! Dr. Hawking plays big in this one. We have a special guest on this episode, giving us a  remarkable and hilarious strip club story you won't want to miss.

Episode 6 Stephen Hawking Likes Strippers

Would life be better if we measured time in Freebirds? Should men have a set of code words to cut line in crowded restrooms? Take a listen and be sure to lodge your complaints on our Twitter account, CocktaleHour. If you are an aspiring rapper, here is your chance to write lyrics for our intro song. Check it out!

Episode 13 Prairie Doggin' Freebird

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, there is a clean up in aisle six. Dave is back with stories about getting locked out of hotel rooms, catheters and Motown. We really get into it this week as we peer behind the silicone curtain of the website that sells sex dolls. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Episode 14 A Doll Named Hope

Three guys talk about things that interest them: Guitars, old cars, politics, you name it.

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