WAIT! Don’t click off yet, we know the title is extremely bad, but it’s just that it’s the most indicative of the content in this episode. It’s still a funny episode, I promise. After you get over the title it’s actually quite enjoyable audio. Although we will at some point say the title of the podcast IN the podcast Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/56 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

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56 | Cum on his Coke Nail

You are a pile of steaming hot garbage. You piece of excrement, you are seriously producing more than one ziplock of trash every three years? Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you want our planet to suffer then perish? Smh Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/55 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

55 | Garbage Eatin’ Woman

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... it’s GrapplePeen! With his incredible GrapplePenis™️, he can launch himself across any distance to save the day! Like now, he’s... he just blew someone’s head open with his Grapple Dick... Follow baby as she navigates the treacherous waters of brown carpeted stairs and cysts enveloping her body Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/54 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

54 | The Grappling pp

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53 | Corn Guy Chronicles

3Boys, ladies and gentleman, we are here to present: BABY UP, BABY DOWN VOL. II Follow baby as she navigates the treacherous waters of brown carpeted stairs and cysts enveloping her body Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/52 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

52 | I’m your servant… release the chains

333 88 222 55 999 88 666 Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/51 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

51 | The Krazy-Jokes Matryoshka Nesting Chest

Use one word to fill in all of the blanks: “_______ in my eyes” “Pools of my bloody ______” “ I want to _____ all over you and your friends” Get the correct word for a free prize! (S+H rates apply) Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/50 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

50 | Sony is a *** Terrible Company

You’ve arrived at limbo. There is no way in, there is no way out. There only is. Of course, I can bring you back to your reality… for a price…. $11.99 + taxes and fees. That’s it! Do you have paypal? Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/49 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

49 | The Limbo

The Boombox Holiday has been tradition for years. If only the new kids in town appreciated why it’s important. Now we’re all doomed. Now we- HEY EVERYONE ITS BARNACLE BROCCOLI, here again to SHOW YOU THE LIGHT Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/48 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

48 | Mike, Get Outta my Head!

It’s me! Willy Winchester, here with my secret Winchester fortune! Will you be the first to unlock the mystery’s of my — MIND CONTROLLED. My amazing backstory distracted you for long enough to mind control you dead Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/47 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Toon In Podcast Available for Listening... for your ears. They're good people who do good podcasting. Toon In Podcast: https://toon-in-podcast.pinecast.co/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/toon-in-podcast/id1330318170?mt=2 Twitter: https://twitter.com/tooninent Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

47 | Mind-Control Reality TV

“The Truth? You were never gonna sell me those Khakis anyway. I was always going to use my MindBoom to dissolve your brain matter. There simply isn’t a reality in which you made it out of this situation unscathed. Hard to hear, I know. I’ll see you in the other side, Kimosabe” Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/46 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

46 | Dartha Gordon

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45 | Are you Horny from This?

Hello everybody, and welcome back to Baby Up, Baby Down 2019. Right now we are coming back to Travis’ dog Baby, who is looking down the stairs with longing, terror, and pure want in her eyes. Place your bets now as to what you think Baby will do! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/44 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

44 | PEEnut butter and SMELLy

You see that lemonade shop? It’s owner is criminal undercover as a cop undercover as a lemonade stand salesperson. But what his next victim doesn’t realize is that he’s not selling lemonade... he’s selling The Twilight Zone. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/43 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

43 | The Kay Jeweler Shop Below

Welp, it’s that time of year again: SUMMER! This summer episode smash has all of your favorite summer thrills and spills: Blind Hedgehog Racing, Baseball Bat Smelling, Who Killed Avery?, And more! Tune in to 98.2 to soak up the sun with our summer themed episode. Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/42 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionshack.com/live Visit https://www.collisionshack.com/message to submit Would-You-Rathers, Fact-Or-Fictions, or hypotheticals to be read on the show! You can say Hi too! Thank you for listening and if you're reading this, don't forget to review us on iTunes: https://cshak.xyz/apple

42 | Sticky Walls and Slippery Halls

Hosts Travis Flesher and Elijah Martin will like to fill your ear holes with some quality comedy. Hypothetical questions, Would-You-Rather’s, Fact or Fiction segments are one of the many breeding grounds for some very… interesting… conversations.

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