Careful, don't get any on you.   Music Credits: "Retro Future Clean" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   "Exit the Premises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Bronze Regrets 004 - Ink

That's right, it's Arnie's greatest role! Join Chris and Sean in a discussion of the last word in 80s action, in a special presentation of Ḛ̴̢̛̛̼͓̳̜̼̹̣͎̜̅͐̓̉̑̓̈́̈̾̊̐̔̊̍͐́̄̾̄̄̒̓͒̓̌̉̉̾͂͆̑̔̅͋͂̽̿̄̆̄̂͂͌͊͒̾͋̾̇̇͐̾̓͆̊̃͆̊̌̿́̒̇̽͗͆̓̇͋̈̚̕͜ͅ ̷͓̫̦͇͇͗͑P̸̧̛̣͇͎͇̲͕͕̤̝̞̹̖̪͈̩̲͈̦̹̲̜̠̼̩̬̱̺͎͇̬̮̬̲̝̰͒̉̀̀͂͂̽̈́̈́̍̀̆̐̋̀̌̃̊̈́̃͌͒̋̌̽̊́̈͌̆̒̌̈́̔͆̔̋̇̑͆̄̈́͐̈́́͘͘̚̕͜͝͝͝ ̵̨̡̧̨̢̡͚̮͎̦͙͇̟̹͍̘͉͙̖̮̼̻̤̩̝̟̳͎̜͓͇̳̗̘̗̲͚͙̜̜͈͓̭̯̘̣̖̬̹̲͙̘͕͎̼̗̘̣̲̬̼̥̹͐̈̓̒̓̎̈́͛̈́͆̇͋͑͋͑̂͛́̊̍̾̿͆̈̓̍̂̇̇̂̿͘̚͘͜͝͠͠ͅI̸̢̢̙͔̼͓͔̮̤͙̼̭͎̞̮̹̻͍̼͔̝̲͎̳͙̰̞̬̊̑̾͊̂̀̎̒̀̉̑̎̏͆́̆̿̃̿͗̍͊̔̄́̐̊̊̔̓̅̋̋̓͋̓̂̾̀̀͌͒̎̃̆͐̎̎͐́̀̈́̔̈́̀̊̆̎̅͋̓́̈́͗͛́͋̅̕̕͘̕͘͘̚͝͠͝ ̴̡̢̨̢̧̛̺͍̪̹̟͕̹͖̬̭̹̱̭̲̭͓͔͎̤̙̟̬͙͈͈͔̩̜̙̺̪̲̰͈͇͙̗͎͖̖͕̊͑͂͛̉̓̓̿͌̀̒̆̄͌͋̾̊͆̿̿̎͗͗̐̈́̓͑̀̐̀͗̑͒̇͑̽́̔̊͛̀̀̇̎̔͗͛͐̍̈̑̾̏̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅS̴̡̢̨̨̛̛̬͖̳̫̥̤̫͕̙̞̩̻͚̭͖̭̫̖͈͕͙̫̳̫̹̱̘̱͇͇̝̐̈̾͆̏̂̐̀́͂̇̆̃̌̏̓̏͋̌̃͋̕͜͝͝ͅ ̴̨̡̢̢̬͕̱̪̝̩͉̫̳͔̰̗̼̞͓͎̼̘̮͚̗͚̖̠̪̥̹͚̺̮͖̜̺̭̘̙̞͖͇̩̫͖̪͍̯̘̻͎̬̠̜̞̱̰͔̖̆̓͆̉ͅͅͅǪ̵̧̛̛̘͍̰̱̜͔̱̻̜̗̳̣̗͖͓̟̩̼͖̱̓́͐̑̐̆͑̔̓̈̂̊͑̋̉̎́̉̀́̾̎̅̑̇̈̆̀́͌̽̒́̏̊͛̈́̏́̅̊̎̆̍̈́̓̈́̎̀̿͆̋̄̎̂͂̉̈̆͘̚͘̕͘̚̕̕͝͝͝ ̷̨̻̩̥̠̫̭͇̲̱̬̟͕̘̝̩̼̺̳̠̑͊͒̾́͋̋̄͊̀̚͘D̶̨̡̨̨̧̡̨̧̨̛̛̟̥͓̪͎̲̠̫̘̗̹̰̲̣͕͈̙͉̲̮̠̤͍̠̱̠̱̦̹̝̗͓͍̺͉͈̺͈̘̭̯̜͙̘͈̻̘͚̫͕͓̳̗͔̱̩̲͉͈͈̜͎͕͇̘̯̂̀̌̀̏̋̾́̎́͌̉̈̈́̇͆̑̿͒̒̈̋̀̐̑̀̄̄̀͂̈̌̒̀̈́͒͑̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅͅ ̶̨̨̨̢̛̛̛̩̜̹̖̲͉̩͕̤͓͓̪̤̠̬͎̯̺̯͇̪̯̘̰̗̦͍̖̣̲̠̞̘̫͔͍̭̪͈̺̝̲̥̰͓̯͕̙͛̀͋̈͒̀͐̒̎͌͑̂̊̄̆͂̍̄́͛̀̃̂̈́͌͋̔̈́̈́͒̀̉̈̽̑̇͋̋͌͐̑̄̋̀͌͊̅͘̕̚̕͘͘͜͜͝͠ͅE̷̡̛̛͈̜̯̙̖͎̤͉͚̯̼̪̦̬̟̺̲̬͚̻͙̞̪̥̫̦̱̹̮̯̥͇̭̬͉̩̫͒̾́̄́͆̾̇̇͑͌̓͆̿̐̎̓͘̚̚͜͜͝ ̵̡̤͛̂̚̚͝ ̸̨̡̛̣̘͖͓̻̺̹̤̤͙̮̙͈̪̦̬̲̮̩͓͓̗̠̜͍̜͉̤͙̖͚̦̼̽̀̄̿̄̄͊̀͛̃̃̂́̓͗̓̑́̋̇̒͊͐͑̓̿̀́̓̾̇́̋́̏̏̽̾̕͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͝ ̷̨̡̡̢̡̡̲̞̮͙͉̮͉͉͕̬͇̯̦͓̻̥̠͈͔̦̬͚̠͖͓͓͎̬̾̾́̓́͋̄͋̀́̈́̏̓͗̓̿̑̽̀̔̓̆̕͜͠͝͝ͅͅB̷̛̥͙̪͋͛̋̔̉̾͆̇̒̄̄͐̍̈́͒͗̀͒͛̔͐̐̉̇́̆̍̂̔͐̀͒̌̏́̃̑̔́̐̇̋̎̊̓̀̓͠͝͠͝͝͝ ̷̹̠̺͇̜̘̪̹͈͚̪͔̝̞̮̱̜̫̘͈̟̬͖͕̣̤̬̙̽̃̅͆́͑́͂͑̍̋̒̍̆͛͂͐̇̈́̋͂͋͊̓̔̚̕͠͝͠ͅR̷̨̨̧̢̧̼̙̗̭̲̰͖͚̗̩͕̘̻̭͙̪̤̮͈̼̟͕̻͇̪̬̬͎̗̯͓̬̹̰̺̤͙̖̺̣̫̟̼͎͕̝̮͎͈̟̟̳̳̲̯͖̞͈͒͗͊́̊̏̈̓͊̂̽͐̀̈́͒̉̐͐̀̀̏͛̀́̔͗̇͛̽́͘͘̚̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͠͝ͅ ̴̨̨̡̨͖̭̙͈͚̗̟̫̠̫̖̻̲̻̟͎̱̭͈͎̞̞̼͖̤̲̩̪̗̙͇̫̯̘͍̞̯͖͓̗̖̝̥̬̹̝̠͓̝̹̠̳͚̰̫̮͙̮̂́̓̎͗̈́͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅĪ̷̧̛̛̛̻̏͆̂̀͗̿̈͑̃́̑̊̿̋̽̂̔̍͋̿̑̽̊̋͂̑̀̓̏̃̏̄̋͆̑͌̂̇̾̏͂̃̈́͒̉̂̅̀͐͂̔̇̐̿̀́̏̃̈́̒̊͋̕̕̕̚͘͠͝͝͠͠ ̸̨̨͖̠̹̱̻̮̥̖͔̗̉̓̀͝Ā̶̧̨̡̧̡̡̡̡̧̧̛̛̮̼̯̬̙̖̥̩̗͖͓͔̼̖͔̥͉̠̥̦̹͔̙̣̩̤̘̗͇͓͕̙̻̤̟̪̠̩̘̬̱̰̺̼̟̟̩͈͕̯̙͈͚̫̤̥̈̔̿͂̈́̈̎͑͒̌̈́́̀͌̾́͌̅̽̈̐̐̃̏̈́͌̃̿͐̏̈́͂̀͗̀̈̽̊͗͑̋̑̎̎̕͝͠͝ͅ ̸̡̧̛̥̫͈̳̮͙̜̭̱͋̽̀̎͐̐͛̔̈́́̆͊̓͊̑̇̔͐̍̽͌̈́̈́̇̌̀́̒̍̀͛̔̀̊͌̃͑̍͒͊̒̌͂̕͘̚͜͝Ņ̷͎͙͉̥͈̻̲̉̐̎̈͆̑͋̔͆͒̆̋͑́̾̈́̎͑̆̌̌̓̀͊̂̂͗̈́̍̉͆̈͂̐͋̐̕͘̚͜ ̵̡̧̨̡̢̪͖̖̱̬͍̗̤̹̘̮̫̣̝̥̙̻̰̣̩̙͔̪̰͈̝̲͔͔̤̜͔͖̥̦͈͖̞̫̗͚͕͍̰̺̥͔͙̹̞̰͉͔̜̰̰͖̥̦͙̹̙̪̗̼̟̹̓̃̀̎̋̈́̾́͑͒̓̀̋̈́̀̿̓̂́͂̑̇̓̀̒̋͗̀̆́͑̀́̊͑̃̅̍̌̽̌̒͘̚̚͘͜͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅ.   Music Credits: "Retro Future Clean" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   "Exit the Premises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bronze Regrets 003 - Last Action Hero

Welcome to a new and exciting Comedy Bronze sub-series, where we watch movies we always meant to but never got around to! This week it's Source Code, which saved us a bunch of money since it shared the first three letters of its title with the last one. Thrifty!   Music Credits: "Retro Future Clean" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   "Exit the Premises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bronze Regrets 002 - Source Code

Welcome to a new and exciting Comedy Bronze sub-series, where we watch movies we always meant to but never got around to! First out of the gate is Southland Tales, which is undeniably a movie!   Music Credits: "Retro Future Clean" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   "Exit the Premises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)   Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Bronze Regrets 001 - Southland Tales

IT IS OVER GO HOME. SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW SHOWS TO THIRDPLACEJOKE@GMAIL.COM KEVIN MCLEOD DID ALL THE MUSIC HE IS A GOOD BOY.

Carbony Bronze 10 - Empathy Priapism

One more to go! Gosh this one is low-effort. All music by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com).

Carbony Bronze 09 - Sister Toucher 5000

HEADPHONES WARNING: There are some audio issues in the first few minutes, so be advised. We are very sorry. Altered Carbon are not a very good band. All music by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com).

Carbony Bronze 08 - Just Kill Me

This was a tough one. Flashbacks ahoy! All music by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com).

Carbony Bronze 07 - Bullets Fall Sideways

Listen in horror as Chris and Sean machete their way through the same conversation they've been having since 1986.

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Comedy Bronze

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