 We mark the upcoming 20th anniversary of 9/11 in Shoosh fashion. Thomas is a regional manager of sorts. And then some music. Is this good? No idea. 

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CS257: It's Been 17 Years Since the 3rd Anniversary of 9/11

 We've got some clothing rantings and then Sam hates Pet Sounds. Also what tf is Jakob Dylan? is he a genius or some weird asshole? We happened to watch Echo in the Canyon to get to the bottom of this question raised by Echo in the Canyon. 

CS256: Fits Size 2-47

 Sam found his old comedy notebook and it has a wealth of long lost comedy within it. Thomas is in a fight for his life. Sam's kid shows incredible deference to some pimple faced nobody kid. 

CS255: Bow To Your Sensei

 He got to Sam. That sonofabitch. Our half brother better be on the lookout. Also conservatives are children and we've just had it with them. Can't take it anymore. And everyone should wear costumes because why not. 

CS254: Glantz Claims Another Brother

 Because we don't own watches. Because they're stupid, sorry. Let's see, we talked about: history. Stuff that is a minor inconvenience every day that we have and haven't fixed. A new oven saga. A DMV saga. Who knows what else. Well I guess you do if you just like listen to the show or whatever. 

CS253: Not On Our Watch

 Thomas has mosquito pants. We've got a timely review of The Martian. And Sam just can't get good help these days. 

CS252: Crimes Against Humanitree

Back to back episodes new world record. We give our in-depth review of a children's production of Willy Wonka and the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Plus some magic talk. Magic is real.

CS251: Throwing Cosh Into the Wind

 Ok yeah and then this is where we used to type the description? Or is it... Damn I think it is. So we should probably say some jokes or things that were in the episode. But then we wouldn't want to spoil any punchlines so never mind. Alright let me try to find the button to publish it. Just a bunch of cobwebs everywhere 

CS250: Ok I think this is where the episode title goes

 It's another F This Remastered! Episode 7:  The One Where We Totally Rip Off Friends 04-19-2011 Things, things, and more things.  Computer literacy; stories; "Act Now!;" Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment! 

F This Remastered Episode 7 Stream

 I didn't finish editing F This so we did a stream and it was a pretty decent impression of a shoosh episode. And then I didn't post it here for like 2.5 weeks sorry. 

Kind of a Shoosh Stream

 Our sort of weekly F This remastered stream! Episode 6: Access Main Hollywood 4-13-2011 Access main program… access main security…  Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments!  I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! 

F This Remastered Episode 6 Stream

 Here's the audio of our stream! Episode 4:  Mike Tyson's Hawaiian Punch-Out Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment! 

F This Remastered Episode 4 Stream

 Here's part 2 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe! 

F This Remastered Episode 3 Part 2 Stream

 Here's part 1 of episode 3, plus some other chatter while we streamed. Episode 3: Fall of Cobra 3-29-2011 Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe! 

F This Remastered Episode 3 Part 1 Stream

 Here's the audio from episode 2. Unfortunately 2011 Thomas totally effed the sound for 8 minutes. After that it's golden. Episode 2: Secret of the Ooze Coffee shop laptop people, Facebook upgrades, public bathroom toilet paper, Saint Patrick's Day, the mysterious full moon, and IBM commercials.  I mean COME ON. 

F This Podcast Remastered Episode 2 Stream

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