You cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut! Thanks for listening! And please join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents  

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193 - The Fresno Grinch Finger

Ghostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary! If you enjoy our show, consider contributing to our Patreon and get yourself some real cool extras: www.patreon.com/coolparents  

192 - I Sing with my Whale

Ghostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc. Subscribe to our Patreon if you like our show, please! We've got bonuses for you and it's only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!

191 - Devil Moves

Did you forget about Goof Dad?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century! Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon!  www.patreon.com/coolparents

190 - A Hard Y7

Can you believe we have more Truckdate? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of Tindergarten Cops and I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! Join our Patreon for only $3 and get instant access to a whole bunch of bonus material. Plus, you'll be supporting our show, which is so cool of you! 

189 - Paul Thomas Cruiser

I heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents

188 - Pliss

More news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do! www.patreon.com/coolparents

187 - Plump Goddess

Guess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks. Thanks so much for listening and don't forget to support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents

186 - "The Cactus & Sexy Lump Show" (feat. Pinky)

Take a journey with us to Peach Valhalla in a brand new segment (yet to be named) on the subject of anime titles from Crunchy Roll. Thanks for listening! Mosey on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to help support our podcast: www.patreon.com/coolparents

185 - Cigarphagus

Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolparents

184 - 100% Sticky (What the Horse Knows...)

Jose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad, McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK! U liek podcast? Plz do a Patreon plz. You'll get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you for listening!

183 - Jose Camacho's Premium Juice

We have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner. Do you appreciate our work? If so, the best way to show it is over on our Patreon where you can also get bonus movie commentaries! Only $3!!!! www.patreon.com/coolparents

182 - The Maserati of Susans

We got Butter Man! We got Tindergarten Cops! We got the gas, baby! Thanks for listening! Hop on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to support this podcast if you haven't already. You certainly will not regret it! www.patreon.com/coolparents

181 - Lump

Join us as we discuss egg, among other things. We have another brilliant Android game description to decipher and another installment of I Love This Business! Thanks for listening! If you like what we've made for you, join the VIPs supporting our endeavors over at our Patreon. You'll get bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents

180 - My Alien Green

Justy Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah! We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans.  Thanks for listening and don't forget to hop on our Patreon and support the cause! You'll also get some hot bonus content: www.patreon.com/coolparents

179 - An Pegasus

We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

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