Saffie had his Netflix account hacked. DanO comes out as a big blanket guy. Connor defends OJ Simpson. Colin HATES the Olympics, and therefore America & The Troops as well. All that and more on this week's/month's episode of CBCL: START - 15:57: DaBaby gets cancelled  16:09 - 24:12: OJ Simpson vs. L.A. / Fantasy Football Trophy 24:20 - 31:29: What we're watching on Netflix / HACKED by Josiah 31:36 - 40:51: Peacock is Brilliant / DC Superheroes Don't Do This One Thing 41:01 - END: Starting 5 of Things Bitches Love www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Dick" by StarBoi3 / "Manchester Super Reds No.1 Fan" by Don Broco / "Cloud Sick" by Free Throw / "Erase You" by Point North / "Nervous Wreck" by Real Friends Thank you all so very much for listening to this nonsense. Shoutout Brandos. @brandospizzaandsubs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

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Things Bitches Love

Bringing everyone into the weekend with this chock-full episode. Less animal fights, more child predator fights. Also, we started an advice column. A few people got some great life advice that could be helpful to everyone listening.  We do a little housekeeping, talk about going to bars alone, and strongly recommend moist wipes when going #2.  START - 11:30: Housekeeping / DNZL 11:31 - 23:36: Hansen & Tyson vs. Predator w/ Celadon 23:45 - END: CBCL Advice / OnlyDans / DUDE Wipes www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "What's Luv?" by Fat Joe / "Losing Days" by Hot Mulligan / "Lips" by The Maine Thank you all so much for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Hansen & Tyson vs. Predator (feat. Celadon)

WE ARE BACK from a brief time off from recording. This one is filled with animal fights, orgasm candle talk, and roughly 5 multi-million dollar ideas. That's really it.  START - 12:25: "Majority Will Always Win" 12:37 - 26:47: "'Man vs. Beast', tonight on FOX" 26:55 - END: Kourtney Kardashian's Orgasm Candle www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Without Me" by Eminem / "Nice Now" by Point North / "Love and Drugs" by Holding Absence / "hollywood sucks//" by KennyHoopla Thank you all for listening. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Man vs. Beast

We have a real, live father-to-be on the pod this week! KHughesUrDaddy joins us to give his tips on producing males, choosing the right name, and going through labor as a dad. All you future dads need to bookmark this episode. Enjoy!  1:16 - 1:34: Crackers & Cheese?! 1:37 - 6:54: They're Vaccinating Gorillas / Gym Hardos 7:05 - 50:35: Producing Thirsty Sons  50:41 - END: Weight Loss Update www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL    www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL    Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Trying Times" by Oak Grove/ "buck" by nothing, nowhere / "FLUORIDEINTHEHARDSELTZERWATER" by Bilmuri / "DOUBLE BLIND" by Bruiser Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Producing Thirsty Sons (feat. KHughesUrDaddy)

COUPLE LADIES!?!? This week we are joined by a couple ladies to show us where we went wrong with our Starting Five of Snacks. We also cover  NBA Top Shot, news from the Potato Head family, and Saffie's bathroom layout is brought into question. 1:16 - 1:41: Pyramid Scheme? 1:42 - 4:37: Saffie's Bathroom Towel Situation 4:48 - 24:15: Snack Reactions 24:21 - 29:01: NBA Top Shot 29:07 - END: Pegging / Potato Head www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "High Again" by Teenage Wrist / "Better" by Makari / "Only Wanna Be With You" covered by Post Malone Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

My condiment just happens to be more snacks (feat. Meg, Amanda & Alli)

Just hypothetically speaking, how many of you would pay to see Saffie scantily clothed in a big pile of salt? We explore that scenario and many others on this week's CAN'T MISS episode.  1:16 - 1:46: Yachts With Friends 1:51 - 14:39: The Real Motivation Behind the Peloton 14:51 - 20:43: Weight-Loss Update / Stonks 22:07 - 39:51: Starting Five of Snacks 40:46 - 46:55: Sports With Saffie 47:05 - END: Wedding Updates / Saffie's OnlyFans www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Translating the Name" by Saosin /"Misleading the Story" by Nova Charisma  / "Safeword" by Static Dress / "how will I rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway?" by KennyHoopla  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Who Would Subscribe to Saffie's OnlyFans?

The Long, Lost Episode. One that will go down in CBCL history for eternity. One might see this episode as a sign of weakness. "Have they lost their fastball," one might ask. "Do they even care anymore," others will question. "I think they've peaked," the doubters will scream from the streets. Peaked? Let me tell you something. We haven't even began to peak. And when we do peak, you'll know. Because we're gunna peak so hard that everybody on Spotify is going to feel it. 1:17 - 1:30: We're Recording 1:37 - END: All The Feels www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Long Lost Friends" by Transit /  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

“Explosive, Cutting Edge, It Would’ve Moved the Needle”

THE CHALLENGE IS ON! Saffie vs. Colin square off in a test to cut calories. Saffie is doing away with eating altogether. Colin is entering tax season. The winner wins (at least) $250. The stakes could not be higher, folks.  1:17 - 4:15: Cord Cutting Update   4:19 - 11:49: The Broken Lunk Alarm   13:10 - 32:54: Weight Loss Challenge Breakdown 32:55 - 51:30: Condoms, Condominiums, & Condiments 51:31 - END: Sports With Saffie www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Afterlife" by Holding Absence / "Yellowbelly" by Teenage Wrist / "Tortuga" by Alestorm / "" by  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The 2021 CBCL Weight Loss Challenge

Kicking off 2021 with an ENORMOUS episode for you all! We have 2 new segments that we're really jacked up for you to hear. If you didn't know what a sea shanty was before this episode, now you will. 1:17 - 2:16: Viking Blood 2:27 - 5:59: Sea Shanties 6:00 - 14:46: Sports With Saffie 14:56 - 22:17: How Many Goons? / Riot-worthy 23:38 - 43:28: Condoms, Condominiums, & Condiments 43:38 - END: Don't Soak & Drive www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Here Tonight" by Oh, Weatherly / "Jet" by Citizen / "Tortuga" by Alestorm / "Go on, Tell Me About Foucault" by Arrows in Her  This is our 41st episode. Thank you all so very much for listening to this nonsense. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Let me tell you about pirates.

The last episode of 2020 is here, and you don't want to miss some of our ideas for events in 2021.  1:09 - 2:16: Saffie's Wedding Request 2:21 - 7:50: Couple Beers Events, LLC 8:02 - 28:22: The Dark Web / Female Condoms 28:33 - 51:04: The Roast of Deacon Dave (Feat. Colin) 52:33 - END: Sellouts www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL    www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL    Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Big Deal" by Seaway / "Brain in a Jar" by Seaway / "If You Let Me" by Seaway / "Wicked" by Seaway / "Sick Puppy" by Seaway Thank you all so very much for listening to this and have a Happy New Year! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

Couple Beers Events, LLC

We're back and we are distancing ourselves via Zoom. We talk about orgies, The Beatles, the Monolith, and filling holes in your driveway. We also did a great Starting 5 of MIddle School songs. Also included - the Michael B. Jordan vs. Michael Jordan conversation that no one is talking about. Enjoy!     1:09 - 4:11: Orgy Guys  4:16 - 15:48: Beatles Basement Circle Jerk  17:10 - 32:53: The Monolith / Tik Tokers Suck 33:00 - 49:38: Starting 5 of MIddle School songs 49:41 - END: Filling Holes   www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25   Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sleigh Ride" covered by Reliant K / "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by Blink 182 / "Mr. Winter" by The Maine / "All I Want For Christmas is You" covered by Point North  Thank you all so very much for listening to this. Merry Christmas! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The Beatles Basement Circle Jerk

Bringing you into the weekend with this long-form conversation recording. We packed a lot into this episode, including a guest appearance by our Political Correspondent Chris Barnes. It ended with a Brando's Pizza Review.   1:08 - 1:54: RIP Sad Cafe  1:58 - 5:31: Selling & Stealing things 5:39 - 11:53:  Types of Anniversaries / Cake Debate / Wedding Planning 13:13 - 22:33: Tattoo Gun Update / Swimming  22:34 - 58:36: Starting Five w/ Chris Barnes -->  Presidential Candidates for 2024 58:40 - END: Arranged Marriages  www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL  www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25  Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World / "Up Up & Away" by Kid Cudi / "Shh!" by Stand Atlantic / "1x1" by Bring Me The Horizon Thank you all so much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

I was a late swimmer. (Feat. Chris Barnes)

After a brief hiatus, we are back and wow do we have one for you all right here right now. Many laughs were had in this one. Thank you all for listening.  1:42 - 17:07: Male porn stars / bleaching your asshole 17:13 - 21:44: Controlling the wind 23:05 - 30:11: Sqin For Him Review - https://sqinforhim.com 30:23 - 48:22: Starting Five --> Pre-coitus songs 48:28 - END: Saffie almost won a lot of money at Foxwoods www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Super Deluxe" by Bearings / "Mrs. David" by Seaway / "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast / "jawbreaker" by Machine Gun Kelly  Thanks a million for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

That porn is gunna find its way to my wedding.

We're back with a banger to lead you into the weekend. We start off by discovering a new derogatory name, and Dan tells a heroic tale of how he broke into his own house. This week we review skincare products from our new favorite company Menly. We get into the NFL head coaches who we would engage in a threesome with. We have a very long discussion about which food brand mascots we could beat up in a fight. Other topics covered: Pizza toppings, unpopular opinions, German electronic metalcore, horses 1:08 - 6:46: Saffie is sending clan hoods to people on Yahoo.com + The E-word 8:06 - 12:57: Dan has a story to tell 13:30 - 25:45: Menly Review - www.getmenly.com 25:51 - 44:39: We answer your Instagram questions 44:45 - 1:20:40: The great food mascot debate 1:20:45 - END: Unpopular Opinions www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "Sway" by Bearings / "Hypa Hypa" by E. Callboy / "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast / "concert for aliens" by Machine Gun Kelly / "my ex's best friend by Machine Gun Kelly (with blackbear) / "On Top of the World" by Boys Like Girls / "Alive" by P.O.D. Thank you all so very much for listening to us talk about this shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

"You gotta watch out for guys who pound the rock."

You read that right,,,folks.  We start off with our live reactions of watching the "WAP" music video for the first time. A new contestant emerges as J. Dash's 2011 hit single "Wop" is suddenly brought into the mix. How the turntables.  To end this topic, we talk about Cardi B's suggestions on how to have and maintain a WAP.  Other topics covered: 'The Room' (Feat. Jackie), pH, NASCAR in New Hampshire, and a Starting 5 of breweries 1:08 - 3:04: Pandemic Porn  3:08 - 24:29: The WAP vs. Wop Debate 24:35 - 28:07: We Open Sam's Mail 28:16 - 37:53: We Called Jackie and Talked About 'The Room' 39:14 - 53:56: NASCAR in New Hampshire 54:50 - END: We Answer All of the Questions You asked Us www.ballwash.com ===> Coupon Code: CBCL   www.strongcoffeecompany.com  ===> Coupon Code: CBCL    www.getmenly.com ===> Coupon Code: CoupleBeers25 Song Credits: “Subaru Crosstrek XV” by Hobo Johnson / "WAP" by Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion / "Wop" by J. Dash / "Deal" by No Pressure / "lights (4444)" by nothing, nowhere *Thank you so very much for listening to this. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/couplebeerspod/support

The WAP vs. Wop Debate You Didn't Know You Needed

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