A rare 4-way featuring Mike from B.C. -- The boys discuss Hair Pulling, animal love, the best Zoo Experience possible, Pat's trip to Toronto, rage against “Jack & Jill” / Engagement Party and go to Family Reunions. Also, Episode 10 of “General Kranken Haus” titled Labour Pains!

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For the Love of Ostrich

Adam and Nathan ask Pat what the ideal male/female relationship is and then laugh at him for his answer. “Betty vs Wilma”, dangerous flirting, “Elective Euchre”, oral sex vs hand jobs vs intercourse and sitcom themes.

The Masculine Version of Romance

The 'cast is back together for the 51st episode of CYLON BINGO! "Gay Cereals", Adam as Pat the Construction Worker, Adam vs the Space Program, unemployment among Rocket Scientists, bad arguments, and Good Authority. Listen to the PS and the celebrated return of General Kranken Haus -- Episode 09 "John Fist of the Bull Shit"

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Adam and Nathan reveal their reaction to "normal" people showing up in movies, watch "Rich Bride, Poor Bride" and detail the kinks they like best.

My Favourite Kinks

Its a Kranken Khristmas, Cylon Bingo! Thats right, we're celebrating the holidays in July! Just as you've always suspected we Canadians do things backwards. Grab a glass of rancid eggnog and down this 40 minute holiday special from the other side of the Wall. Kranken Welpen and Cylon Bingo – the blueprints for world domination/peace!

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They are KRANKEN WELPEN and they deserve to be heard! Download this episode and listen to a solid hour of comedy from East Germany – The first eight episodes of “General Kranken Haus” back-to-back for your listening pleasure.

A Kranken Spectacular

We discuss the issues of so-called “Benevolent Sexism” and Female Circumcision before jumping into the murky waters of what fidelity means in modern relationships. Its Canadians helping the world, as usual. Download CYLON BINGO and get in on the goodness.

Benevolent Sexism

We put religion under the spotlight in this weeks CYLON BINGO! Adam and Nathan begin the show by pitching a “chick flick” based on Pat's life then move quickly onto their interpretation of theology. Moving right along, the boys discuss their Worst Movie-going Experiences, review “X-Men: First Class” and end it all with Nathans attack on January Jones. Download your one way ticket to hell!

The Gospel According to Us

The boys spend too much time talking about TRANSFORMERS and action figures before moving onto chick flicks, chain mail, surgery porn and Pat's Aunt Judy. The only place you can hear these discussions – plus episode 08 of “General Kranken Haus” titled 'Moose & Squirrel' – is right here on CYLON BINGO!

Hey Aunt Judy! FYS!

Its an oversized episode of CYLON BINGO! The boys discuss video games, Pat's big purchase, Nathans long-awaited Vasectomy, the painful birth process, overpopulation, natural disasters, genderless children and IT Stereotypes. Its too much might for one mic!

Videogames and Vasectomy

Its Adam and Pat without Nathan. Big N says 'goodbye' to his virility, Adam questions the 'Amish Problem' and Pat moves in with Mennonites. All this and more -- including 'General Kranken Haus' episode 7 "Boot Polish" -- on CYLON BINGO!

Mennonite Kryptonite

The 'cast discuss a recent barrage of questions posed to them by listeners/haters. This week features episode 6 of 'General Kranken Haus' - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - entitled "Falling off Cliff Richards". Download and share CYLON BINGO!

Thanks for the Venom

How would you kill yourself? Which board games did you used to play? Does Pat have a chance with his lady-friend? Did Pat date a chubby girl? “Cuckolded”? What will Nathan do after marriage? Which 'cast member partook in youthful pants rubbing? All of these questions answered plus a new episode of “General Kranken Haus” - The Best Pod-Radio drama on the net - only on CYLON BINGO!

Zebra Skinned Scooter

Adam declares that '40 is the new 72' in the 40th episode of CYLON BINGO! Picking up where "Currentish Events" ended, the boys dish on sushi, offer flirting advice to Pat and discuss the inevitable Death by 40. Make sure you stay tuned for the 4th episode of “General Kranken Haus” titled 'Gypsy Tears' -- Its the best Pod-Radio drama on the net!

Dead by 40

Episode 39 keeps it current with Canada's election coverage, the death of Osama Bin Laden and a recent jail break. Slow or fast, you've got to listen to CYLON BINGO! Stay tuned past the politcal chat for Episode 3 of "General Kranken Haus" titled 'Cake Walk' - Its the best Pod-radio drama on the net!

Currentish Events

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