We're carrying on like bad soda children with Brian Finnell talking about getting your cheeks clapped at Hibachi, giving the business to soldier's wives and persistent good vibes from the live show. 

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Ocean's I'm Eleven w/ Brian Finnell pt. 1

The Black Anime gods parted the skies and dropped LeMaire Lee right into the Dad Meat Studio for this scorcher. We got to the bottom of broken finger jerking, clapping cheeks and our incredible inaugural Dad Meat live event.

The Butterly Effect pt. 1 w/ LeMaire Lee

We're blessed to have our friend Sidney Gantt back on the show to talk about mediating arrests, spending quality time with our children and creating hood drinks. 

Awnti-Freeze pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt

We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.

Up All Fight pt. 1 w/ Tommy Pope

We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your spouse.

Thick Nhut Hanh pt. 1 w/ Charles Blyzniuk

We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of whippits. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

Pavlov's Hogs pt. 1 w/ Jon DelCollo

The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein Island. 

Gateway to Hookers pt. 1 w/ Chris O'Connor

In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on kayaking, fishing and clapping cheeks. 

The Gardfather pt. 1 w/ Shawn Gardini

Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they deserve to clap. 

Cumspringa pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked. 

Five Star Genital pt. 1 w/ Tubs

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid spunk and enduring Mike's Hitler joke that bombed so hard it nearly ruined a terrific podcast.

Pilly Phanatic pt. 1 w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

Convicted Lakist pt. 1 w/ David James

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the vault," having Shaner's head frozen and doggie style births.

21 Barback Salute pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his ankles, talk about taking his girlfriend to a monkey party and come up with some killer ideas for poop propaganda.

Poop Propaganda pt. 1 w/ Blake Wexler

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's phone pit catastrophe, treating our wives to adult film conventions and performing cunnilingus like we were starving. 

Jack Black Genetics pt. 1 w/ Sidney Gantt

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