Ask not for whom the bell tolls... CLLMML are back for another round of high level whiffle. This episode the chaps deal with the low and further lows of Oasis' career, the beige soup that was the new/nu acoustic movement, another round of on the 1s and 2s, and some SHOCKING news.

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Issue #56 Potato

Honestly, this is just the weirdest pod we've ever done. One or two serious discussions scaffolded and framed by absolute gobbledegook. What else is there to say? The usual tripe and whiffle from the DAA boys, but this time with a smattering more surrealism than normal. ENJOY! Or if you can't enjoy at least LISTEN.

Issue #55 Chess 2: Checkmate!

This month's pod opens with perhaps our sexiest chat ever - a government white paper report. Filth! We also develop a temperature and are out of breath with Olympic fever. We talk anthems, themes and Gordon Brown's glass eye. Plus some swearing (on purpose) and another wholesome instalment of 'On the 1s and 2s'.

Issue #54 Vangelis was a duck, apparently

When we last left our heroes, we had no clue that Matt would go to the wall with a piece about the band Fatboy Slim could have been. Liam loses his voice and rants about the worlds worst musical fads (the Lambada doesn't even get a mention!). Craig smooths his balls, which would explain why he keeps slipping of his chair. Plus a game of On The One's and Twos and all the usual tripe and whiffle.

Issue #53 Robert Citrus in the house!

WE ARE BACK! IN THE SAME ROOM! WITHIN 4 WALLS! NO ZOOM! Thanks jeebus for that! Yes we're back with a whole rundown of the least well-researched music news of the past few months, our latest fav deaths, Matt takes us on a tour into TV advertising, Liam gives us another Good, Bad, Ugly triple punch, and of course everyone's favourite On the Ones and Twos. Plus all the usual rubbish. We're back baby!

Issue #52 Simon Qweefree

The world continues to spin unabated (rudely, in my opinion), Tory's continue to lie without shame, Labour continues to devour itself with self-loathing, and shares in home delivery apps skyrocket. But back in the halcyon days of 2018 where nothing at all was wrong (shnarf) this little podcast was deep in its 3rd season. So, before our first government sanctioned recording post-lockdown the third, enjoy some classic bits of dirty laundry in a time capsule of pointless nonsense. Watch out for your gusset.

Issue #51 Selected Recordings 2018

As we all wait with bated breath to be inside with our loved ones, we have elected to share with you some of the happier times of yore that we've had on DAA. Relive some of the classic nonsense from our first few seasons and hear some of the awful ramblings that (possibly rightly) hit the cutting room floor long before they ever got to air. Sit back, gird your loins and enjoy as we air our dirty laundry.

Issue #50 Selected Recordings 2016-2017

The festive season is upon us! Although in this episode we're fairly unfestive in our approach to our usual horseplay and roughhousing. For our final Isolation Pod of the year the boys take on the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, chat about the worlds worst misheard lyrics, and delve into the dark world of AI composition stopping for a quick dip in a hot tub. Plus the usual nonsense like On The 1s and 2s and the NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWSNEWSNEWS NEWWWWWWSSSS.

Issue #49 Isolation Pod I

A combo audio visual FIESTA version of the now de rigueur method of engagement: the isopod! There is a video of this particular pod available on Facebook and Youtube. But should you wish to engage purely aurally here is the audio feed for you. As per usual we jump into some music news, open the hall of legends to induct Jose Padilla and Eddie Van Halen, have a rip-roaring game of 'On the 1s and 2s', and dive deep into a hitherto unknown Myspace music archive full of the worst the internet has to offer. ENJOY!

Issue #48 Isolation Pod H

A more concise, ballistic and stupid pod than usual (if you can believe it) sees our intrepid heroes cook some gangsta grub from a ghetto gourmet, finally chat about lockdown tunes, they open the hall of legends again to enshrine some absolute dudes, and we run down the obsession with retromania in Spotify. Plus a disastrous game of On The 1s and 2s. No news. We couldn't be bothered.

Issue #47 Isolation Pod G

Well this one is particularly stupid. Lots of news as per (although live music is never happening ever again). However, we're also treating you to a Craig Lowe found poem titled 'W@nk and Proud", a journey through time with a pistol, a bit of a sesh on the 1s and 2s, and we finally question the nature of spice. The spice must flow... Which spice? Cumin.

Issue #46 Isolation Pod F

Let the madness continue unabated. As the continual 'working from home' situation finally starts to grind us into the dirt mentally and physically, we go on a flight of fancy with a time machine (Bill & Ted-style phone booth) and a .44 Magnum to try to correct the musical timeline. Plus we induct some favs into the Hall of Legends, have another stonking round of 'On the 1s and 2s', and generally cast aspersions on members of the musical fraternity. Stay safe!

Issue #46 Isolation Pod E

Another month and lockdown continues (despite the green signs for go, Liverpool winning sport, and the hot weather) so we bring you another physically distanced and socially conscious IsoPod! No Craig this episode alas, apart from a bizarre cameo at the very end, so Liam and Matt must guide this rickety old ship alone. Your weekly blast of musicoronews, a lovely summery countdown, and our new favourite game 'On the 1s and 2s'. Plus all the usual nonsense.

Issue #45 Isolation Pod D

Oops! We have zero self-control and rambled on for days and days. This months isopod (yes, the country is still in lockdown no matter how much you want a dinner party!) includes a deep dive into the weirdest things in our record collections, some music news, Craig commits the greatest musical crime in the latest round of "On The 1s and 2s", we spread some groundless rumours via the medium of the quiz, and to finish up we join the tin-foil hat brigade and talk about who really did the deed.

Issue #44 Isolation Pod C

Is anybody out there? Well, the DAA lads are. From within their isolation fortresses, Craig, Liam and Matt put the world to rights and discover the wonder of David Beckham's cake shop (lovely carrot cake). Another lockdown isolation pod special brings a deep dive into Live Aid, the horrifying world of Carol Vorderman's rap career, and a lot of news and nonsense. Plus, another game of "On the 1s and 2s" sees the chaps score a perfect round! Remain indoors!

Issue #43 Isolation Pod B

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