Diana joins me as we navigate the controversy brewing on Witch Tok Tok. We also talk a look at the term sadboi. Big Milk is coming to cancel me after this episode.

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19: Baby Witches Hex the Moon!

Dead Rat Pizza is back with less cum than ever. This is mostly a Grappler Baki podcast. Noel and I talk about the latest season that Netflix produced. It should go without say that there are a lot of spoilers, but Baki is a show about punching. Spoilers don’t really matter. We also talk about […]

18: Où se Trouve le Cum!

It’s been over six months since Diana was on a show. Holy cow! We talk about her secret past as a backyard wrestler. We discuss the pros and cons of using services like OnlyFans. Diana also talks about playing Final Fantasy 7 for the first time. There’s also a lot of talk about a lot […]

17: TRUCKSIT GONNA BE, HOTROD?

I’m pretty sure me and Ryan recorded this a month ago. Eh. At least I finally edited it. I think we talked about Final Fantasy and a bunch of other video game stuff. Pumpkins and corn also feature prominently in the middle somewhere.

16: What a Terrible Weapon!

What do you think about camping? Is it as good as Final Fantasy 7? Those things are probably related. Does anyone remember Billy Hatcher or is it just me? The episode is a few weeks old. My bad.

15: Vegans Don’t Have Cheat Days!

More nonsense. Less cohosts. Em went to sleep, but we stayed up to tell a story about a guy that got a little too curious in the bathroom one day. Are dildos essential items? Maybe, but some guy in a video we watched disagreed and said so on the news. I guess we also said […]

14B: Pressing Down on the Shampoo Pump!

This week I’m joined by Ryan and Em! We talk about Wrestlemania and how to grow your dick with magic fruit. We also look at weird art and tiny apartments. Sorry in advanced to anyone that hates wrestling. There’s a lot of it in here.

14A: King of the Trailer Park!

Pour yourself a tall glass of whiskey because it’s time to talk about anime. Sorry about that. There’s an extended Grapple Baki bit in the middle. I educate Ryan on unions and striking. Don’t you worry, though, there’s still plenty of nonsense. I also watched a show about Jesus called The Chosen. It was pretty […]

13B: And Baki’s Dad is Watching!

More podcasts that you didn’t ask for. I went to the grocery store aka a war zone. Taboo porn is wild and I introduce Ryan to it. Why are the worlds in RPGs so tiny but everything is the end of the world? Don’t Fuck with Cats was uncomfortable. Video games with bad voice acting […]

13A: Twerking from Home!

Time means nothing so I’m posting two episodes this week. Deal with it, slackers! Ryan is back and harder than ever. I’ve been watching too much junk getting smashed on Snapchat. I introduce Ryan to Loveline. Parking in New York is stupid and so are you! Does anyone actually know how to do taxes. I […]

DRP 12B: Straight to TikTok!

It’s Ryan’s Dead Rat Pizza debut. That means we accidentally did a two hour podcast about video games. Did anyone else play the Final Fantasy VII Remake demo? I have a very lazy way of playing video games. The number of games I haven’t beaten due to glitches and giving up is high. If you […]

DRP 12A: The Accidental Video Game Episode!

I regret to inform you that this is the last episode with Large Bears in it. For now. However, we go hard in this one, so it’s going to be okay. We open with talk of clogging toilets, which is oddly prescient considering the state of affairs. We also talk about some projects I worked […]

DRP 11C: This One Has a Duck on It

This episode opens up hard with butt stuff right out the gate. What is wrong with us? Some lunatic glued MAGA hats on some pigeons. The birds and homeless people in Minneapolis are out of control. In general, don’t trust birds. Some lady threatened to rob a McDonald’s over $2 in sauce charges. Also, some […]

DRP 11B: Procuring the Dipping Sauce by Any Means Necessary!

Hot damn! We’re back. For now. This was recorded in my friend Paul’s dining room in Minneapolis, MN. Whoa! Tony Large Bears joins me for this block of episodes. Remember that guy? We talk about how I’m a shill for Apple products. Taco John’s isn’t doing it for me anymore. Taco Bell is the new […]

DRP 11A: I Just Want to Hurt My Food

It’s part two of our milk show! Diana and Tucker are back. We’re all pretty drunk. It’s a mess. We talk about how statues are for cowards. Blue balls was invented by the government to increase blowjob frequency. If you’ve ever taken your penis out in public, you’re probably a cop. I tell the story […]

DRP 10B: That Time Dope Accidentally Put a Venue out of Business!

Part comedy podcast. Part audio diary. All bad.

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