The community is fractured over the Great Markie Cheer Debate — who was right last episode? Does it matter? Because we did the impossible "We made Lauren likable" — and Lauren seems to be the clear winner, according to Albie, Caroline, and Candice. But was she? We have a million replies, from Instagram, email, and everywhere in between... AND THERE'S MORE DRAMA!!! Accusations of Candice voting on the Instagram polls from several accounts and even Venmoing people to vote for her. We go over the responses and replies. Blood boils. Cheer moms chime. Who wants this smoke?? We all do!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

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It's War: The responses (aka "Chime Smoke")

It's war. Family drama. Cheer drama. Candice vs. Caroline. A crying Markie. And we turned the mics on for it. This might be our best episode yet. Shoutout to our sponsors: One Farm (onefarm.com/coupon/dearalbie) and Ritual (ritual.com/DearAlbie) Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

It's War

We spend a lot of time — with Albie, Carolline, Al and Jules — talking about what happens when someone buys you a drink at a bar. Are you obliged to chat? Do you have to acknowledge it? Jules says it ends when the conversation gets boring. Caroline? "Buy your own damn drink" And there's more. A lot more! Sponsors: SimpliSafe - SimpliSafe.com/DEARALBIE- 20% off your entire new system and your first month of monitoring service FREE, when you enroll in Interactive Monitoring. Raycon - buyracon.com/dearalbie to save 15% on Raycons Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

"May I buy you a drink?"

Albie's life is chaos as he preps for a big Halloween event at the hotel... We get an update on Markie the Cheerleader and a glimpse inside Candice's cheer coaching style and motivation. And we answer a letter from a listener who is having trouble connecting with friends in an increasingly digital world. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Sponsors: OneFarm - use code dearalbie for 15% off Magic Spoon - use code dearalbie for $5 off Boll & Branch - use code dearalbie for 15% off your first sheets Apostrophe - use code dearalbie for your first visit for only $5 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

"Disney or the bathroom. Pick one"

Chris has decided to only wear concert t-shirts (mom points out he had an only-jerseys phase a few years ago), Al is obsessed with pimple popping videos, a listener discovered the vibrator section at Rite-Aid (and Al wonders if people know what Rite-Aid is), another listener's mother-in-law discovered her stash of nudes on her cell phone...and that's just the first 20 minutes! Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Pimple popping, vibrators at Rite-Aid and advice on getting caught with nudes on your phone (by your mother-in-law)

Albie Chris and Urbano are back! They're talking awkward sexual encounters, moving in with your partner, and a mailbag from a listener who found out the guy she's been dating is still active on Tinder! Listen now and join the show by writing to us at Dearalbiemailbag@gmail.com And shout-out to our amazing sponsors: One Farm - Visit https://onefarm.com/coupon/dearalbie/ to find the plant-based natural remedy that fits your life. Use code: "DEARALBIE" for 15% off your order. Ritual- a subscription-based multivitamin company that offers a traceable source of nutrients for men and women. Vegan Friendly. Non GMO. 30 Day Guarantee. Right now Ritual is offering our listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritual.com/DEARALBIE  Follow us on Instagram @Dear_Albie and send us your Chimes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Awkward Hookup Stories and Chris is Back!

Albie Chris and Urbano are back in Studio B! They're talking awkward sexual encounters, moving in with your partner, and a mailbag from a listener who found out the guy she's been dating is still active on Tinder! Oh and Chris had to buy his friend back from a pimp once?? Listen to find out and join the show by writing to us at Dearalbiemailbag@gmail.com And shout-out to our amazing sponsors: One Farm - an Austin, TX based wellness group that lets nature lead when harnessing the healing powers of plants to support your daily life with their USDA Certified Organic natural remedies. If you're interested go to onefarm.com/coupon/dearalbie. Ritual- a subscription-based multivitamin company that offers a traceable source of nutrients for men and women. Vegan Friendly. Non GMO. 30 Day Guarantee. Right now Ritual is offering our listeners 10% off your first three months. Visit ritual.com/DEARALBIE  Follow us on Instagram @Dear_Albie and send us your Chimes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Albie from the Future shows up to taunt him via bluetooth. We talk boyfriends who crash at your apartment, what to do when someone talks bad about you at work... and more! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com if you have an issue you'd like solved on a future show! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Smelly boyfriends & Gossiping co-workers

It's the Don's Birthday! Fal seems to be hosting the show, Lauren is here!, we discuss party planning, what to do if your mother in law has a tapeworm, we order Taco Bell mid show and also sing us in and out of the show. .No joke, we actually sing. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Caroline's birthday party podcast

It's the Don's Birthday! Fal seems to be hosting the show, Lauren is here!, we discuss party planning, what to do if your mother in law has a tapeworm, we order Taco Bell mid show and also sing us in and out of the show. .No joke, we actually sing. Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Go to dameproducts.com/DEARALBIE today for 15% off Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Albie's grundle is apparently broken, Urbano reveals that he told a guy he couldn't take a picture with Albie unless they had sex first, can a listener try to find a spark that wasn't there initially with a guy her friends keep pushing on her? (Urbano suggests trying some dry humping to find out), and more. That's all in the first 12 minutes. Shoutout to our show sponsors! 1. PayPal! (PayPal.com/DearAlbie), 2. Hello Fresh! (HelloFresh.com/DearAlbie14), 3. Ritual! (Ritual.com/DearAlbie) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

"I get that tingle in my grundle"

Albie, Candice, The Don and Dad talk good intentions gone awry -- specifically, an ill-timed firework (or was it? There weren't any colors!) set off at Candice's party and a boat ride from hell for the Manzos. Plus, a listener writes in with a dilemma: should she tell her new boyfriend she's on OnlyFans? And a lot more. Shoutout to our sponsor TALKSPACE!! Get $100 off your first month at TalkSpace.com/DearAlbie Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Do I tell my new boyfriend I'm on OnlyFans?

Albie and Chris Manzo have a new advice show. Kind of. They at least have this: Chris digs up old advice column questions that they try to answer. More often than not, it goes off the rails and becomes tips on how to greet naked aliens when a question was about table etiquette. Join Albie and Chris -- along with a rotating cast of friends and family members -- as they dispense advice you may not even know you needed.

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