The Halflings Gem: The Legend of Drizzt Book 6 Prelude - Chapter 5  Has hell frozen over? Do the Readers have something nice to say about a Drizzt book? You’ve got to listen to know so download this episode now! Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion 

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Episode 120: A True Chaotician

The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapters 19 - End It’s the Streams of Silver book wrap party! In this episode the Readers prove you must touch a stove five times to confirm its hot. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 119: Raisins in Your Potato Salad

The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapters 13 - 18 In this episode the Readers discuss who’s hitting on Drizzt, getting ‘it’ out of your system, and Entreri’s smile… that damn smile. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 118: One Night With the Monster

The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Chapter 7 - 12 The Readers discuss Salvatore’s take on nostalgia, women in fantasy fiction, and the return of the new word alert. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 117: Three Hotdogs Ago

The Streams of Silver: The Legend of Drizzt Book 5 Start of Book - Chapter 6 In this episode the Readers discuss Drizzt unnatural love for his panther, Doug’s reticence to call Salvatore’s writings ‘bad’, and Robb pronounces the cat’s name correctly.   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 116: Guenhwyvar

The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Chapter 26 - End of Book It’s the Crystal Shard book wrap party! How will the Readers feel about the series now that they’ve finished the book that started it all? Discussions range from analyzing who’s the real protagonist of the book to Salvatore’s stance on poor people’s self worth vs self worth of the rich. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 115: Gnomy HammerClaw

The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Chapter 19 - Chapter 25 In a book with too many towers and ten-too-many towns, The Crystal Shard doesn’t have enough adventure! The Readers discuss Salvatore’s brief insights and inconsistencies between this book and the previous three. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 114: Demon at the DMV

The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Part 2 - Chapter 18 The Readers explore the pros and cons of the Sex-Slave trope and question weather they would’ve liked Drizzt more had they read this book first.   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 113: +1 to Grooming

The Crystal Shard: The Legend of Drizzt Book 4 Start of Book - (first) Epilogue   The Readers go back to the beginning and meet Drizzt again for the first time. Will the investment in the prequel books pay off or will Salvatore effectively sum them up in 3 pages?   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 112: One and Won

Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 20 - End of Book It’s the book wrap party! Robb’s had enough of Salvatore’s Scott’s-Ish Shite. Doug spends a lot of time telling Robb how to feel, Salvatore’s edgelordship is revealed, and Robb thinks cutting a dogs leg off and eating it is “cruel”. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 111: Unreliable Author

Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 14 - Part 5 The Readers discuss the Mooshie tragedy; and the  blind-warrior trope, liquid thickness, and difficulty reading battle scenes. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 110: More Viscous than a Duck

Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 08 - 13 Drizzt adapts to life on the surface and denounces the concept of Gods. Doug and Robb spar over how to pronounce ‘Sojourn’. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 109: College-Freshman-Drizzt

Sojourn: The Legend of Drizzt Book 3 Chapters 08 - 13 In this episode of Death Readers Robb out-wonders a toddler. What’s a Ranger? What’s a paladin? What’s a Panther? Leave it to Doug, with the assistance of Google, to have the answers!   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 108: Faerie Mason

Exile: The Legend of Drizzt Book 2 Chapter 19 - End of Book It’s the book wrap party! Robb and Doug discuss the similarities between Exile’s climax and Return of the Jedi and The Fellowship of the Ring. Who’s comparison is more accurate?  You decide!   Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 107: I Want That Thudbutt Cheddar

Exile: The Legend of Drizzt Book 2 Chapter 12 - 18   Robb affects terrible accents and Doug discusses the problem with roleplaying women. Death Readers theme by Matt Faubion

Episode 106: Moosh

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