This week David, Sam, and Saf reunite to right wrongs and throw together some hare-brained schemes. They slap a coat of modern, more inclusive paint on some old wives tales, salute military animals throughout history, and show how even YOU can beat a world record... maybe.

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As The Old Saying Goes: Never Put Hero Dogs in Rocket-Chairs

This week Sam, David, and Saf are back at it again with a whole lot of... something. They cover everything from bird calls to weird school mascots, and even the subtle art of requesting sex through the giving of various snack cakes. They're definitely not getting Hostess or Little Debbie as a sponsor anytime soon.

A Little Bird Told Me You Were Reddi for a Finger Zinger

David, Sam, and Saf get to business this week ranking anything and everything! This week they get into the unofficial celebration spirit by talking about cartoon cats and matter. And trust me, it all matters.

%@#$ Someone Day: A Holiday for Big Cats and Plasma People!

In this week's rank-stravanganza David, Sam, and Saf have themselves a good old fashioned playground chat as they cover topics including the sentimental value of a merry-go-round, pokemon as household appliances, and how brevity is the soul of decent movie lines.

Parteon Builds a Vomit Moat: The Movie

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