Panic in the Sand! So sayeth the hunks this week as they find themselves ensconsed in the rumblings and chatter of one Ibram Khan, a Pakistani man with the lofty goal of castrating every sex offender within his country. We then take a skip over to Iran to mourn the needless whipping to death of courageous wrestler and activist Navid Afkari. Hopefully he is suplexing virgins in heaven. Finally the hunks get a chance to weigh in on that whole country-being-on-fire situation. Just cuz Cali is burning doesn't mean your boiz can't be a lil' spicy tho.  ALL THAT AND MORE THAN YOU PEASANTS DESERVE LOCKED WITHIN THIS VERY EPISODE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Million Wigger Batmans

Disclaimer: This episode was recorded before a lightning strike to the main editing PC caused a temporary lapse in production. Jokes may be subject to temporal displacement Those darn witch doctors in Sudan are up to their old tricks again! Frot not, the hunks are here to put the kibosh on the clit-chopping and bring dance back to the war-torn country. In bleaker news than genital mutilation, Eric Andre put out the worst standup set of the year and we review it so you don't have to. Finally the hunks would like to pay respects to a true hunk of legend: Grant Imahara. We pray he is busting god's myths in heaven and wish his family the best.  ALL THAT AND MORE THAN YOU PEASANTS DESERVE IN TH 

Greetings from the Republic of Condo

We lost. The subreddit is gone. All the subreddits are gone. Hogwarts has been compromised. Ubisoft has been compromised. It's all over. There is only Zuck now. 

Bill Gates Is Stealing Fetuses for 5G

Friend of the show Chris joins us in these turbulent times to talk about how the honkies are scrambling over how exactly to appease ' The Blacks'. Don't listen to this if you CAN NOT handle REAL people being REAL. Nick explains what it means to have Gusher's come out in support. Chris tears apart South Korean cinema ONCE AND FOR ALL! Marc leaves to smoke a cigarette in the middle of the episode! All that and more on this week's jampacked episode.  Dude News: Mel Gibson claims infant blood drinking is happening in Hollywood Defund Atlanta Sonic the Hedgehog is still movie of the year I started watching Drag Race Cancel Yale Cancel China 

Bullets Are For Bouncin'

You can't just adopt Chinese children and return them when your Youtube fantasies don't work out. If you disagree maybe YOU are a piece of shit, you enabling rape apologist. How can you stand there while the Pedophilic New World Order claims your future for the price of a polar bear's ill-gotten cocaine? Make a change! Be the Fire Truck! Scumbag of the Week: Myka Stauffer Featured Hunk: The People of Minneapolis Hunk History: Joan of Arc is Burned 1431 1848 Mexico ratifies treaty giving US; New Mexico, California & parts of Nevada, Utah, Arizona & Colorado in return for $15 million 1987 North American Philips Company unveils compact disc video 

I'm Done With This Disabled Orphan

In this installment of this terrible show, the gang shits it up about how Spotify dropped 9 figures into Joe Rogan's lap and proceeded to destroy our American values.  Dude News Joe Rogan goes to Spotify Joe Biden says I’m not black Keemstar v. H3H3 The Snyder cut will be released China is taking Hong Kong Hunk History 1543 Nicolaus Copernicus publishes proof of a sun-centered solar system. He dies just after publication. 1844 Samuel Morse taps out the first telegraph message. 1930 Amy Johnson becomes the first woman to fly from England to Australia. 

Spotify Ruins the Internet

These quarantine episodes are terrible and I'm sorry. 

Certified Geniuses

Reprehensible trite dribble shit spoken by less than idiots.

How to Evoke Hokaido

These quarantine episodes are absolute trash

The Glory Holes Are Closed!

Life as we knew it has ground to a halt. That gives you no excuse, especially if you've been laid off, to not listen to the hunks as they guide our nation through these trying times. Featured Hunk: The Brain Eating Zombie of Steve Jobs Scumbag of the Week: Everyone on the internet Dude News: There is no more pasta E3 is cancelled Tom Hanks has corona Bill Gates fucks off for real Andrew Gillum is found having drug sex 

We're Bringing Steve Jobs Back!

Kendrick Lamar launched a Ponzi Scheme and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! That's right, the hunks are back to unshackle your mind from the bounds of conformity and give you the tools necessary to maximize your truest reality. If you don't know what that means, it'll cost you $60 to learn more.  In other news, the Primary is all but wrapped up and our boy Bernie failed to defeat the congealed fleshy centrist conglomerate of KloButtiBidenBerg.  As the virus passes over your household and you decide which of your children deserve the dignity of your final bullets, listen to this to keep just a little bit of the sanity we used to have.  Featured Hunking: pg Lang Scumbag of the Week: Joe Biden Dude News: Lil Uzi album Boreds of Prey Corona is cancelling everything No plastic in New York Google Ratfucks Developers 

RATFUCK 2020

Well it looks like this pandemic has up and caused China to cancel the New Year. As a result the hunks will be looking back at a failed year of movies. If you wanna appreciate film without participating in the pedophilic systemic exploitation of children then forget the Oscars and cram this in your head. 

Chinese New Years is Cancelled!

Featured Hunk: Johnny Depp slaps Amber Heard around in court Scumbag of the Week: Rush Limbaugh gets the cancer he deserves Dude News: Bieber has lyme’s disease Orlando Brown says Nick Cannon sucked his dick Spotify is ruining podcasting Manalytics: Engrish speakers know they sound funny Every elephant needs xanax Viagra makes your vision blue-er The average man can beat up 2.6 women 

Johnny Depp May Hit Women

The Hunks are in shambles. The World keeps turning. Featured Hunk: Kobe is dead! Scumbag of the Week: The Coronavirus lives! Dude News: England has left the chat Chi-Fi has ruined my life I was scammed by Nick Cage Buying a new phone Manalytics: Scientist chill beer to 12 * 10^-7 degrees Kelvin Your first virus encounter affects your entire life House plants don’t clean your air Huge Yale study shows kids hate school 

Trapped in a Fiberglass Tomb

It seems our friend Wee Man has found himself in a touch of hot water as he admits on camera to criminal sexual dalliances with Carlos Mencia. Criss Angel makes an appearance to leave no mind unfreaked. Some limpdick youtuber tries to overcome his erectile dysfunction by disgracing  Egyptian artifacts. Finally, nobody ever needs to hear about Star Wars ever again. Drink deep fuckers, this one is for you Featured Hunk: Brad Williams Scumbag of the Week: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy Dude News: Star Wars is done Conner McGregor is back Criss Angel freaks minds Manalytics: Less Sex, More Menopause! Soybean oil makes you fat and potentially stupid There are way more homeless than we know Being rich gives you about 9 more years of life 

Little People, Big Crimes

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