As we process the news of Dimitar Berbatov's feature film debut, we have dirty tackles for the FA's plan to sell Wembley, Juve's big-match performances, and Theo Messi's unhinged rant about Jurgen Klopp. Then we ask if Andres Iniesta deserved a couple Ballons d'Or and where in the world is Jack Rodwell?   To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: The wild life of German Burgos, Leeds' regrettable preseason tour destination, and Fox's half-assed World Cup coverage plan. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, and @DTBroSalah on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

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"Apologizing to Andres Iniesta"

As we mourn the impending departure of Arsene Wenger from Arsenal's bench, we issue dirty tackles for Russian racism and bear abuse. We also discuss Daniel Sturridge's car key/hospital bracelet, Joey Barton being a manager of a real club, and Neymar's absence from PSG's title celebration. And we also unveil the Wenger Out Sign Company's new product line! To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Zlatan charming America, the worst stadium name, and Monaco giving out refunds. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, and @DTBroSalah on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Goodbye, Arsene Wenger"

Brooks and Ryan are reunited in this episode to deliver dirty tackles to the attempt to expedite the World Cup's move to 48 teams, Liam Gallagher's second guessing of Pep Guardiola, and the ref who denied us a Ronaldo v Buffon showdown for the ages. Harry Kane's fight to take credit for other people's goals, plus the exaggeration of Barcelona and Man City's problems are also discussed. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the oddness of Kyle Walker and others cutting holes in their socks, the unexpected danger of being a Serie A steward, plus the latest chapter in Newcastle fans' attempt to make fun of Sunderland's misfortunes. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Pep Guardiola: A Specialist in Losing Sometimes"

Our apologies for the lack of timeliness on this episode, but we've got old people insulting Jupp Heynckes, more Mo Salah magic, and MINOMAGGEDON . (We'll have a more up-to-date episode for you soon!) To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the greatest overhead kicks of all time and whether anyone can challenge Man City in the Premier League going forward. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Roma Uncensored"

After revealing FIFA's latest despicable World Cup money making scheme, we unleash dirty tackles on Atlanta United giving shirts to people who aren't Theo, VAR for it's World Cup ruining potential, and the Argentina national team for their continued mistreatment of Leo Messi. Plus: we hear a word from our new betting partner Grandpa Bet, and discuss Italian goalkeepers who can't stop urinating and Lazio's hacker problem.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Zlatan in LA, Man City's ticket sales troubles, and hologram matches. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"The World Cup VAR-pocalypse"

Leo Messi can't eat junk food anymore, but we can still dish out dirty tackles for Puma's boring new kits, journalists who compare Mo Salah to Messi (including Ryan), and the USA's amnesiac World Cup bid. We also discuss risky Salah goal promotions, Neymar's fun times in Brazil, and Jose Mourinho's ultimate cheerleader. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Phil Scolari talking up Cristiano Ronaldo to China possibilities, Gio Dos Santos getting voted most overrated in MLS, and who deserves that title in the Premier League. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"11 Free Minutes of Mo Salah"

Sponsored by Jamie Carragher's spit-shine car wash and Jose the Insult Comic Manager's new album, we've got dirty tackles for ball grabbing foul seekers, Neymar's Instagram insensitivity, and Leo Messi's nutmeg cruelty. Plus, we discuss Spurs' sexist survey questions, Sergio Ramos taking mid-match bathroom breaks, and we've got some revised Champions League predictions (because Ryan's previous one failed miserably). To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Who should replace Jose Mourinho at Man United? Possible footballer endorsements of the future, and gun-toting club owners. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Leo Messi: Nutmeg Addict"

Ryan, Brooks, and Theo are reunited to discuss actual dirty tackles perpetrated against them, Arsene Wenger losing his marbles, and German fans touching themselves at Bundesliga matches. Unai Emery advertises his services, the PSG-Real Madrid tie is analyzed, as is Marco Reus' personal website, and Jose Mourinho's move to RT. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Messi in a bad Pepsi ad, Mo Salah's good deeds, and Mike Piazza: angry in Italy. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Arsene Wenger's Golden Toilet"

Following a desperate plea from The Neymar Fund, we have dirty tackles for MLS's boring new kits, internet beefs, and Serge Aurier's foul throw-ins. The Wenger Out Sign Company introduces a new product line, then we also discuss Freddy Adu making history in Las Vegas, Jack Wilshere making excusing on Instagram, and Cristiano Ronaldo making no more dreams. To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Paul Pogba's troubles at Man United, John Stones and Noel Gallager's awful FIFA playlist, and Yannick Carrasco's curious move to China. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is All Out of Dreams"

Brooks is out the pictures this week, leaving Ryan and Theo to chat about everything from Wigan supporters' naughty behavior to dogs using public toilets to whether the FA Cup is even worth having at all to clubs hiring warlocks. Yes, it's pure insanity.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Is Will Grigg better than Lukaku? Is Jose Mourinho still elite? And how many times with Ryan and Theo say "Pia Mia"? Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Sergio Aguero's Spit Filled Ear"

Luke Shaw kicks us off with a heartfelt twist on a classic U2 song. Neymar, the VAR-less Champions League, and claims about Zlatan Ibrahimovic's real estate interests all get dirty tackled. Finally, FIFA 18 tutors and Arsenal's disregard for an eight-year-old Harry Kane are discussed to round out the show. (Note: We had some technical issues during the final segment of the show that resulted in the disappearance of Theo. Sorry, Theo lovers!) To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Stealing money from your spouse to buy a football club, Ryan stands by his Champions League predictions, and we gaze into a future filled with killer robot referees. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"House Hunting with Zlatan"

With Theo Messi back in hiding, Ryan and Brooks dirty tackle Pep Guardiola's team selection temper tantrum and Man United's welcoming of Alexis Sanchez's dogs. In the return of "Throw Ins," the rise of sign based shirt begging, Neymar's whining, and Adam Lallana's youth-team freakout are all addressed.  To hear our bonus "Exxxtra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Antonio Conte's job security, segues that are too good to pass up and Delle Ali's home movies. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Pep Guardiola and the Invisible Substitutes"

Better late than never, our pre-transfer deadline episode starts with the debut of Ryan's soon to be charting topping single "Relegation Zone" and includes dirty tackles for Sporting Gijon's racism, the public display of Steven Gerrard autographs, and bitcoin transfers. In the final TRANSFERMAGEDDON segment of the winter, Olivier Giroud's move to Chelsea, Aymeric Laporte to Man City, plus Zlatan and maybe Leo Messi to MLS.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: Jurgen Klopp's job security, David Beckham's Miami nonsense, and our ideal club career paths. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"The Laporte Money Mystery"

Alexis Sanchez's dog starts things off with an exclusive peek into his Manchester diary, then it's dirty tackles for fans who piss in opposing goalkeepers' water bottles, the Brisbane Roar's faulty shirt numbers, and Phil Neville. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, we discuss the possible return of Freddy Adu as the brightest light in Las Vegas, which striker Chelsea are desperate enough to sign now, and whether Mo Salah will be moving to Real Madrid this summer.  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: the world's highest earning clubs, Wayne Rooney selling his super cars, and goal celebration prop comedy. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Freddy Adu: The Legend Continues"

After getting a demotivational team talk from Ryan Giggs, we line up some dirty tackles on Arsene Wenger, journalists with idiotic perceptions of women's football, and Cristiano Ronaldo's tired negotiating tactics. In TRANSFERMAGEDDON, we cover Alexis Sanchez's Manchester switcheroo, Landon Donovan's move to Mexico, and the player who should never be the answer to your club's problems (even when he's healthy).  To hear our bonus "Extra Time" segment, contribute and join the ET Gang at patreon.com/dirtytackle! This week's topics: 40-year-old mascots and the retirement of Ronaldinho. Contact us at DirtyTackle@gmail.com with your Dirty Tackles of the Week and Life Ref queries, and find us on Twitter @DirtyTackle, @BrooksDT, @RyanJayBailey, @TheoMessiDT, on Instagram @DirtyTackle, and at Facebook.com/DirtyTackle. Join our Togga fantasy Premier League Perfect XI group! Compete against Brooks, Theo, Ryan, and Producer Bobo! tog.ga/dirtytackle.

"Uninspiring Team Talks from Ryan Giggs"

Soccer takes itself too seriously. We change all that with a swift boot to the ear. Hear weird news, comedy sketches, infighting, and merciless takedowns from the writers and editor of the award-winning blog DirtyTackle.net. From the pitch, to the stands, to the dregs of FIFA headquarters, no one is safe.

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