The Muppets are back, baby - yet their close proximity to death has never felt more appropriate. Same goes for the length of this description. It’s not exactly a thrill ride, Disney’s Muppets Haunted Mansion!

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Muppets Haunted Mansion

The trilogy of episodes based on the Trilogy of Trilogies carries on with yet another trilogy of stories based on said Trilogy of Trilogies. Yes. It’s the perfect way to kick off the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spook-tacular in title alone, LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales!

LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales

The trilogy of trilogies has breathed life into an anthology of anime, yet this episode is lighter on the weeb talk than most. It’s not just the Animatrix in space, Disney’s Star Wars: Visions!

Star Wars: Visions

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The trilogy of trilogies finally came to an end and the Dunces finally caught up. Now at long last, all of your burning questions will be answered. Is Chewie a dirty Dejarik cheater? Who exactly are Rey’s parents? And why does Richard keep a shirt featuring Craig within reach at all times? It’s Disney Dunces: Episode CXVIII - Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker! 

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

Get your "bonjours" and "oui ouis" ready, because this week the Dunces are taking you on a culinary trip to Paris’s premier 1 or 3 star restaurant! The journey also comes complete with all of the Ricky Martin talk that one comes to expect with the territory. It’s proof that even those from the most humble of beginnings can be livin' la vida loca, Disney and Pixar’s Ratatouille!

Ratatouille

Hey guys, dig this one. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. They covered shorts about a dog being a dog doing dog things, and his name is Dug. What’s up with that? It’s a memorial of sorts, Disney’s and Pixar's Dug Days!

Dug Days

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… at least that's what it feels like when you consider how much time has passed since the last time the Dunces watched one of these movies. And you know what? I totally understand, because man... if you thought the second trilogy was bad, boy howdy this third trilogy is something else. But at the same time, it isn’t because it's just the original trilogy again, so that just proves that they’re both horrendous. Which in turn means the prequel trilogy is actually the best one by default? Yeah. It’s Disney Dunces: Episode CXV - Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi!

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

The Dunces, now in technicolor, for everyone involved but you. That’s honestly the only thing of note as it's one of those shorter episodes. I imagine because they couldn’t stand looking at each other for very long, and I can’t say I blame them. It’s hard to imagine anyone would want this on their streaming service, 20th Century Fox’s Eragon!

Eragon

I’d like to say that this was just another regular ol’ episode of a regular ol’ podcast with no cause for concern. I’d like to say that you could just listen to this one and not even consider dropping an anonymous tip to some government agency concerning one of the hosts. And lastly, I’d like to say that this one devolves into just a solid hour of Tudyk Talk, but I suppose there’s always next week. It’s honestly just a really good movie, Moana!

Moana

Well I’ve got some great news for fans of comedy. If you’re looking for something with non-stop jokes with very little substance to hold it all in place, just watch what they did and leave it at that. It’s the film for the whole family (so long as you divide the scenes amongst them), Disney’s 20th Century Fox’s Mrs. Doubtfire!

Mrs. Doubtfire

Whelp, the results are in and turns out Disney is once again trying to scam you out of your hard-earned $30. So how about instead you save yourself some money and listen to this episode while you make your way to Disney World and ride the attraction yourself. Because you know what they say, "why see The Rock when you can be The Rock?". It’s Disney’s second attempt to bring a Weird Al song to life, Disney’s Jungle Cruise!

Jungle Cruise

You know what I loved about revival television series-es based on movies from the late '80s? Nothing. It’s that quirky investigator drama revived in the form of a streaming service-exclusive series the likes of which you’ve only ever dreamed of, Turner & Hooch!

Turner & Hooch (2021)

You know what I loved about movies from the late '80s? How they all have this uncanny ability to have any conversation about them just veer completely off course and into the world of connected universes of television shows from the early 2000s. And if that's not true, then how about you explain this episode of the Disney Dunces? Take that atheists. It’s that quirky investigator drama just begging for a revival in the form of a streaming service exclusive series the likes of which you’ve only ever dreamed of, Turner & Hooch!

Turner & Hooch (1989)

Monsters at Work

Fair warning, this episode contains gratuitous descriptions of Monsters, Inc. "Rule 34", so make sure to bring a bucket and a mop. I’d type more, but that's truly all that's in this one... so yeah, uhmm, how are you doing? I’m either very glad, very saddened, or some place in the middle to hear that. Anyway, I’m going to say the thing now, but this was nice and we should really do it again sometime. It’s the last movie Pixar should have made, Disney and Pixar’s Monsters, Inc.! 

Monsters, Inc.

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