Jan returns to the podcast and we chew the fat about being Hertha fans in a pandemic. We also have guest appearances from Maria and Inis. Maria tells us her Hertha story and how she has been affected by the pandemic. Inis answers some questions about the new stadium project.

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DMTF048 - Covid Blues

Jan returns to the podcast and we chew the fat about being Hertha fans in a pandemic. We also have guest appearances from Maria and Inis. Maria tells us her Hertha story and how she has been affected by the pandemic. Inis answers some questions about the new stadium project. Minutes after the original publication of this podcast it came to light the Hertha team have been quarantined following Covid infections. Irony abounds.

Patrick, Simon and Markus are joined by Nick Gerum from Wisconsin to talk about Hertha's recent tribulations. Also, vandalism terminology, the "joys" of relegation, haute cuisine, and listener questions meant for another podcast (No offense, guys!). Also, yet again, Patrick talks way too much about a team that's not Hertha. 00:00 - 00:01. Hellos 00:01 - 05:48. Depressing Facts, the game against Stuttgart 05:48 - 07:10. Depressing stats 07:10 - 14:05 The game against L€ipzig 14:05 - 18:00. The season ahead 18:00 - 22:30. Introducing Nick and reminiscing about relegation and promotion 22:30 - 23:15 Shoutout the Matt Herman and Talking Fussball 23:15.- 27:04. Wolfburg and returning players 27:04. Listener questions 53:40. The “Ihr könnt auf uns zählen” campaign. 1:01:15. Nick’s long life beers 1:01;50. Goodbyes

DMTF047 - Very Punchable Faces

Patrick, Simon and Markus are joined by ike from New Hampshire to talk about recent events following the return of Pal Dardai. They also answer listeners questions (or try to) and speculate about the future. 00:00;00 Welcome, weather reports and painful stats 00:02:50. - The game against Bayern 00:06:13 - The game against Frankfurt 00:10:08. - The next game plus leadership on the pitch 00:18:33. - Dardai stabilises the defence but . . . 00:21:17 - About Preetz 00:25:23. - Welcome Mike 00:38:30. - the Next few games plus lister questions 00:45:17. - “Hertha in Europe” 00:46:02. - More Listener questions 01:03:25. - Goalkeepers 01:08:50. - Simon's story and Goodbyes

DMTF046 - Our Collective Pain

Simon, Patrick, Markus and Ed talk about the 3-1 win against Union, the flag problem that never was, a nod to Maradona and a little about the Hertha fan action supporting local businesses affected by the Coronavirus lockdowns. 00.00 - 01:20. C 01:20 - 02:40. The Derby game and standout players. 02:40. - 09:02. The red card and subs 09:20. - 11:44. Random psych-ops and flags 11:44. - 16:00. A costly loss to Union 16:00. - 17:33. Up and coming games 17:33. - 20:38. Abuse for Jordan on Instagram 20:38. - 26.34. Predictions and players of note. 26:34. - 27:36. Live reporting on RBL vs Bayern 27:36. - 30:34. Guendouzi and the celebration at the empty Ostkurve 30:34. - 35:25. A nod to Maradona 35:25. - 36:18. A few stats from the Union Game 36:18. - 37:24 The Hertha documentary 37:24 - 40:39 The Hertha fan action - Herthakneipe 40:39 - The next shirt sponsor and a 1980’s Norwegian band.

DMTF045 - Derbysieger

Simon, Patrick and Markus talk about the brilliant win against Augsburg (which feels like a million years ago) and the devastating loss against Dortmund. Also, some manager talk, international break and future endeavours!" 00:00 - 00:51 - Hellos 00:51 - 05:00 - Away at Augsburg 05:00 - 12:57 - At home against Dortmund 12:57 - 23:52 - Stand out players 23:52 - 28:45. - Something happened at half time 28:45 - 30:17. - Can Haarland drive? 30:17 - 33:54. - International break and the EPL 33:54 - 39:41. - Compensations from the game against Dortmund 39:41 - 43:25. - The games ahead 43:25 - 46:18. - Future projects, the AxelKruse Jugend blog and bye

DMTF044 - Crushed by the Meat Mountain

In this brief episode Patrick, Simon, Ed and Bryan talk about the 1:1 draw against Wolfsburg, what could have been, and a quick recap of the season so far. Also some fashion and post-apocalyptic talk!

DMTF 043 Wolfsburg - "A Postgame Quickie"

Enjoy another international effort as Patrick plays host again, Maria and Ed play return guests, and Selecta plays newcomer! It’s time for Quiz #3! Shirt sponsors, World Cup finals, lucky numbers, fun for everyone!

DMTF042 - Let’s Get Quizzical - Teil 3

This episode is hosted by Patrick who has prepared an end of season quiz for your entertainment. Taking part is Jan and Maria from Berlin together with Ed from the US. Simon is there as well but he didn't really do the quiz as he knows nothing! Have a pen and paper ready as you listen and test your footballing knowledge as see what your score will be. At the end we briefly talk about the new Hertha shirts for the 2020/21 season and how the new season may start.

DMTF041 - Four Nations Quiz

Simon, Patrick and Markus sum up the last few games of what even by Hertha standards has been a weird year. We also talk about the clubs finances and new investments. We say goodbye to some players leaving as well as new arrivals and what we think Hertha need in terms of additions. We mention the new association with the women's team Turbine Potsdam with some unusual fashion suggestions for Markus. Pretty random as usual.

DMTF040 - A 4231 Person In A Fur Coat

The Big Bruno Club is here to stay. We discuss the action that has unfolded as the Bruno Train has choo-chooed from great performance to great performance. Fizzy drinks, Bratwürste from Köpenick and Puppenkiste have been served. What a time to be alive. If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe!

DMTF039 - Looking for a new fetish

Simon, Patrick and Markus meet after the first Ghost game against Hoffenheim but before the ghost derby against Union. Random diversions crop up but that’s nothing new. Simon’s axe makes an appearance which is particularly random in an audio recording. Much discussion about the merits of genital protection also features following Rune Jarstein’s close encounter during the 0:3 victory against Hoffenheim. Enjoy

DMTF038 - Goolies of the Goalies

In the latest lockdown Covid-19 episode, Patrick and Jan are joined by prolific guest Markus and Maria from Berlin and Bryan from Texas join the Canadian quizmaster for some tough trivia. After the big event, Patrick and Jan talk about football, the *season of the Bundesliga and all other stuff. Thanks to our wonderful guests and thanks for everybody listening and interacting on Twitter and stuff. Stay home, stay safe, wash your fucking hands! No chapter marks for this feature length presentation! If you like our little podcast project, any comments, reviews on iTunes, retweets would be greatly appreciated. You can find us on most social media under @dmtfpodcast. You can find our shownotes and other information at www.dmtfpodcast.com. HaHoHe!

DMTF037 - Entitled Karens

With countries all in lockdown as a result of the Covid19 virus four Hertha fans from four countries discuss even more difficult times than normal. We have questions from Patrick, advice about toilet paper and a new manager. What could go wrong?

DMTF036 - Shit Virus And No Toilet Paper

I am too lazy to do chapter marks or even a description for this track. Sorry Folks!

DMTF035 - One Leckie doesn't make a spring

The Don’t Mention the Fußball Podcast - all about Hertha in English. We dabble. We. Digress. A. Lot. The aim in the project is to share our love of and sometimes frustration with Hertha BSC. With the spoken word in particular, can prove difficult for foreign nationals to keep up with the existing podcasts in German. We are making these podcasts and corresponding website in English to help keep people who do not speak German well up to date and involved with our club.

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