Dan has a nightmare and is sort of hyped. This episode celebrates great innovations in prank history and cursed item storage. Dan appreciates Simon&#x27;s style and Luke spots an opportunity for the museum. Also, Luke has the most absurd idea for scary dimension graffiti. At the halfway mark Dan is seriously wondering, what is even going to happen in the second half of this story?Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

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The Hollow Places: Part One

Is the Foundation TV show living up to our expectations? It&#x27;s complicated and we have a lot of thoughts (skip to 19:40 if you haven&#x27;t watched the show). The book may repetitive but we are not! Although we&#x27;re talking themes a LOT in this episode. Finally, how are we keeping the Foundation citizens from being terrible?? It doesn&#x27;t seem like we are!No episode next week, but give us suggestions for spooky books to read in October!Special thanks for VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Foundation: Part Two

Luke is making fantastic latte art on the Twitter (@DCitaBC) and Dan has some hot hands he apparently needs to talk about (6:09 to skip). The boys will be watching the Foundation show tomorrow and talking about it next episode so if you can steal someone&#x27;s Apple TV password, give it a watch. This episode starts off a little backwards but don&#x27;t worry things quickly move to talking about this big crazy galaxy. The podcast takes a brief sojourn into a propaganda how-to guide and Dan shows his ignorance about what an engineer does and Luke decides we need a new word for a specific book trope.Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Foundation: Part One

Very long intro today, we&#x27;re learning all about RenFest and why Dan can&#x27;t wait to go back (13:10 to skip). As we finish the book we&#x27;re covering some big topics like Dragon Capitalism and beauty standards for beings with multiple forms. I know, very relatable and topical. We&#x27;re also learning the benefits of a modern messenger pigeon.For next week, start reading Foundation by Isaac Asimov!Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Nice Dragons Finish Last: Part Two

The boys give a sci-fi/fantasy news update and they are hyped. Skip to 9:05 if you have already heard of the new Foundation TV series. Big tone shift from Malazan Book of the Summer here and Luke and Dan love it. Luke gives simultaneously great and terrible advice about dragon snacks and Dan is team Bethesda (the dragon obviously). Send us your meanest dragon tweets and finish the book for next week!Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Nice Dragons Finish Last: Part One

Malazan Book of the Summer ends on a high note as Pete and AJ from the Ten Very Big Books Podcast join to talk about the series. Some fun games, hot takes, and even a few deep comments; we do it all in this one! Check out the Ten Very Big Books Podcast if you want more Malazan content and if you&#x27;re continuing on without us! Stay tuned for our next book that we&#x27;ll announce on Twitter and our subreddit.Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Malazan Books 1-3 (ft. Ten Very Big Books Podcast)

In the penultimate episode of Malazan Book of the Summer, Luke gives a much needed perspective shift. Dan finds his limit for quitting army, and the boys throw a little shade on some of our main characters. Next week Pete and AJ from the Ten Very Big Books podcast will be on the pod, so send anything you want us to talk about!Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Memories of Ice: Part Four

We cover a lot of ground in this one, from Jamba Juice employees to archaeologists, there&#x27;s something for everyone. The boys continue the critique of the Tlan Imass mission statement and throw out some hot takes about Itkovian and Caladan Brood. Finally, what would you do at this second gathering? It feels like a lot of options are being ignored.Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Memories of Ice: Part Three

Dan and Luke warm up by doing movie/tv/game executives&#x27; jobs for them (7:33 to skip). The boys talk etiquette for turning down human flesh at a BBQ and ask important questions about the effectiveness of the Malazan army. We also need innovation among morticians and magical trading caravans, we are open to suggestions. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Memories of Ice: Part Two

Opening with our conflicting thoughts on Bo Burnham&#x27;s new special today (10:50 to skip to the book). Elder gods are back baby and we&#x27;ve got that deep analysis on their downfalls. The olympics are here and you know we gotta talk sports. How much better would this world be if we had some sports to fall back on? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Memories of Ice: Part One

The boys start with some obligatory Space Jam II predictions (9:28 to skip). Wuff, wuff this Chain of Dogs is barking and it has a pretty emo vibe if we are being honest. Dan gives credit to a great insult which leads into an actually somewhat serious discussion about authority. Also, what even is death anymore? Next week we are reading up to Part 2 in Memories of Ice, stay tuned for Malazan book of the Summer!Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. 

Deadhouse Gates: Part Three

We&#x27;re getting all of our foodie takes out for the warmup this time (6:00 to skip). Shouts out to Coltaine and the Wickans, great vibes and flexes all around (minus the whole sharpened teeth thing). Big debate in this episode about shapeshifting, is the spicy cologne good or bad? Also we may have jumped the gun on Apsalar in this one...Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Deadhouse Gates: Part Two

The boys return with a hot take about the most beautiful game out there (8:53 to skip). The Malazan empire grows pretty dark in this book but the boys are holding out hope for some cotton candy bugs or something to come out. Dan and Luke argue about the merits of Redblade innovations and neither of them know how long it took for humans to develop iPhone 1. Also just be prepared for a good amount of horse talk this episode.Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Deadhouse Gates: Part One

Luke and Dan decide it&#x27;s time to get hype again (7:15 to skip). Dan loves Oponn&#x27;s style and Luke reminds us that in fact, dogs are the best people. The boys talk about complicated romances and absurd dueling regulations. Turns out Luke is on the side of Big Tumor and Dan has a huge change of heart. Reminder that we are taking two weeks off and will be back July 8th.Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Gardens of the Moon: Part Three

Dan comes up with a profound observation about the nature of good and evil to start us off (7:09 to skip). Murillio has got the V I B E S and Crokus is thinking with his downstairs brain a little much. Luke wants to give a little career advice to Paran and Dan calls b.s. on the Moranth. This could be the most awkward dinner party of all time. Lastly, how is the renewable energy production going on Moon Spawn?Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Gardens of the Moon: Part Two

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