Harry Brown returns to the "studio" to share some speed dating strategy, brainstorm some brilliant inventions, and talk about who will get all of Matt's stuff when he eventually dies.

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A Game of Bones: Harry Brown Returns

Carmen, Chris, and Matt theorize on why there are less brown squirrels in the city and then go down a really weird rabbit hole about porn trends and proper pirate strategy.

Pirates And Porn

Nurse April comes through the Don't Care Studio to talk with Carmen, Chris, and Matt about the first ever Don't Care cookoff and the biggest dick she's ever seen.

April Showers

Joined in studio by surprise guest, some stupid gnat, Carmen, Chris, and Matt relive the magic that was speed dating and prep for the cooking competition to end all cooking competitions. Seriously this should be the last one.

Lessons Learned

Carmen, Chris and Matt return from a hiatus. Tinder, Speed Dating and Belize are brought up.

Speed Dating

Matt welcomes Tony into the Don't Care Dome to drop some truth bombs on dating girls with children, winning the lottery, and racism in the WWE. They also try to piece together clues to jokes Carmen left on a notepad. Today's episode brought to you www.slumberparties.com, your number one source for...slumber party stuff?

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Carmen, Chris and Matt figure out the pronunciation of comparable, talk football and find out who would have sex with old men.

Comparable

Carmen, Chris and Matt get into deep discussion with a goose expert.

Goose

Carmen, Chris and Matt discuss minion smuggling, polaroids vs machine guns and read some fan poetry.

Big Keith

Carmen, Chris and Matt discovers how crackers are made. The best local porn shop. And relive Chris's dating life.

Dating

Carmen, Chris and Matt debate tungsten aka wolfram, muffins and babies, and choose celebrities to face in different sporting events.

Celebrity Sports

Carmen, Chris and Matt discuss their biggest fears, White Afros, and Horse ducks. Harry Brown Join the Show.

Harry Brown

Carmen, Chris and Matt continue their charity work, discuss death, and explain how Matthew McConaughey is the exception to the rule.

Sexy Michelle

Carmen, Chris and Matt plan for a buffalo attack. Dispute the taste of Grape juice. And discuss their best and worst vacations ever.

Vacation

Carmen, Chris and Matt share stories on cake, crimes and cops.

Cops

Carmen, Chris and Matt tackle life's biggest questions. Lines are drawn. Friendships are tested. Controversy and mystery abound in the Don't Care Podcast.

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