What's this under the tree? Why its a special episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast! Just what I always wanted! Tim and Josh reunite to cure Tim of his frequent Joelmares, and travel to Victorian England just in time for Christmas day and while there they run into a familiar face...  Join Tim and Josh and returning guest Teague Teaguesby for Christmas you'll never forget.  (You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcastand follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast) 

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DSTP Episode 13: It's a Christmas Miracle!

This week we've got a Myth or Magic themed episode that takes us back to spooky 1800s Transylvania where we try to discover the truth about the existence of vampires. Is Dracula truly an unholy creature of the night or is he just some weird albino guy who lives in a castle?  Is it Von Helsing or Van Helsing?  Do blessed thin mints work as well against the undead as communion wafers? Join Tim and Josh for dinner at Dracula's Castle but be sure to order the wooden steak with a side of garlic bread if you want to survive episode 12: "Interview With a Dracula" (You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcastand follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DSTP Episode 12: "Interview With a Dracula"

It's our special boy's special day! Today in celebration of Tim's birthday we have an adventure that's all about Tim's hero, the late great David Bowie. Join us as we voyage through the weird and wild world of the late twentieth century in pursuit of the elusive Bowie. Follow us as we track the man who fell to earth through the glitter-drenched streets of 1970s London, to a funky limestone quarry in the 1980s. Find out how to catch a Ziggy Stardust with a box, some plastic spiders and a high heel shoe. Learn what grade of tranquilizer is appropriate to chill out a space clown. Come and live out Tim's lifelong fantasy regardless of whether or not he himself gets to! Its the very a special Birthday Bowiesode this week on Don't Shoot the Podcast You can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episodes on Itunes where you can rate and review AND subscribe on your podcast ap. For more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DSTP Episode 11: "The Bowiesode"

Its season 2 of Don't Shoot the Podcast and we're back and better than ever!  This week we crack open our Little Tyke's(TM) Genetic Engineering Kit and have the first installment of our brand new segment: "Josh's Very Informative Science and Engineering Learning Corner for Kids and Big Kids" When that...doesn't work out...we remember we have a time machine and decide to take a trip to that land before time, the AGE OF DINOSAURS (Cretaceous, Jurassic, one of those probably) where we create devastating butterfly effects (staring Ashton Kutcher), try to decide what the best dinosaur was, meet a very deceptive lizard, and get a serious case of Dino Fever.    So open the door, and get on the floor for the latest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "Life...Finds a Way" (Alternate title:"The Apatosaurus Effect" As always you can find more episodes of DStP at http://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP like us on facebook at facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DSTP Episode 10: "Life....Finds a Way"

Not very long ago in pretty much the same galaxy... DON'T SHOOT THE PODCAST STAR WARS Episode IX: A Life Day Special Tim and Josh had totally meant to do a Christmas style holiday special but then they both watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens and decided that all these two nerds wanted to do was talk about Star Wars.  The result was a transformation of their humble improvised time-travel narrative comedy podcast into a shameless Star Wars fan cast.  What better way to celebrate the grand resurgence of the beloved franchise then to celebrate a holiday featured in the franchise's most IMFAMOUS spin-off. That's right its Wookie Life Day!   And oh yeah, this is a SPOILER HEAVY episode so maybe wait until after you've seen the new Star Wars to listen.  (As always you can find more episodes of DStP athttp://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP likeusonfacebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DSTP Episode 9: "A Life Day Special"

Happy Hanukkah! Ok yes, Hanukkah was weeks ago and its almost the new year.  Look, time travel really mixes up the ol' release dates especially around the equinox.  Just think of this episode as an opportunity to keep the spirit of the Festival of Lights in your heart well into the new year!  Join us as we recount the "true story" of the most popular and least important Jewish holiday, and exchange gifts for all 8 crazy nights!  

Episode 8: "A Maccababy's Gotta Do..."

Its been a cold December and the freeze has kept the podcasts from flowing but fear not for Podcast Santa has come and is delivering THREE NEW EPISODES.  This is the first of three, where Tim and I take a trip to the glitter and glamour of the roaring twenties!  We take the jazz age by storm and charleston our way across the world from the Big Apple to the Big Easy (and in between we spend a midnight in Paris with with a few famous faces you may have read about in the history books or see in the movie "You, Me and Dupree").  Prepare to get disenchanted and die in your own pool with this latest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast Episode 7 "Fuck the Jazz Age"

Episode 7: "Fuck the Jazz Age"

It's a double deuces special this week on DStP!  We've got Sarah back for a second week in a row and now that the spooks and scares of October are behind us we're in a New York state of mind.  We're heading back to the Big Apple in 1899 to see if we can't make an American Tail of our own.  Hop aboard the elevated railway with us as we visit the side shows of Coney Island, see the grand opening of the Bronx Zoo, catch a game of bases and balls, and learn about the "real" New York from an actual disgruntled, singing Newsie!   (Featuring a special musical guest appearance from the Rat King of the NYC sewers) Come jump in the ol' melting pot with Tim, Josh, and Sarah this week's episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "The King of New York" (As always you can find more episodes of DStP athttp://dontshootthepodcast.libsyn.com/ or download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP like usonfacebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DStP Episode 6: "The King of New York"

What do you get when a Samsquantch and a Skeleton invite a Swearwolf on an adventure through space and time only to find that they can't use their time machine because its being haunted by all sorts of spooks and specters?  You get a extra-frightacular "In the Barrel" episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast, featuring our terrifyingly special guest Sarah, just in time for Halloween!  In this classic homestyle original-recipe pumkin-spice episode we're free wheelin' it about sexy Jersey Devil cakes, things without arms, the many lives of Captain Jack Sparrow, our childhood fears, our adult fears, Man: the greatest monster of them all, and R.L. Stein as played by Jack Black.  Though, to be fair, we used most of the episode as an opportunity to loudly express our rage towards the city of Salem, its local businesses, and the tourists who frequent them.   Come hear us put the Witch City on blast and much more on the spookiest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast yet: "What's Eating Pumpkin Depp"  

DStP Episode 5 "What's Eating Pumpkin Depp" (In the Barrel)

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Avast! The wait be over! Our extra huge Don't Shoot the Podcast Pirate Spectacular has at long last come ashore!  This episode features our dear friend and sometimes mortal enemy Teague Lyons and be everything you could e'er be wantin' from a audiophonic adventure on the high seas. Come aboard as we encounter a ghost ship, tell stories of a legendary boy-pirate, sing shanty covers of Fountains of Wayne songs, get marooned on a desert island, and meet the dreaded Blackbeard himself! Weigh anchor, hoist the mizzen, and set sail fer laughs with this latest episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "Pirate Facts!".

DStP Episode 4: "Pirate Facts"

When in Rome do whatever you want! We're back and this episode features a special-boy guest host Daniel Conroy!  Take a trip with Josh and Dan to the Tim-free times of the ancient Roman Empire.   On this episode we learn the secret of the Basilisk from Pliny the Elder himself, we learn what you can trade for a fish, we outwit some Roman guards, we learn that being Emperor isn't all aqueducts and horse senators, and take some time to just lay back and munch on some grapes.   All roads lead to this brand new episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "When In Rome..." (Also remember you can download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it AND for more DStP like us on facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DStP Episode 3: "When in Rome..."

That's right folks its time for the contiguous United State's favorite game (sorry Hawaii) The Party Friar Power Hour!  Its two contestants, one hour and one hundred and eighty fluid ounces of alcohol!  Come listen to Tim and Teague get steadily more and more intoxicated while I force them to answer trivia questions about camping, science, movies about magic, and obscure moments from my childhood.  Its all about creativity on this game show so their's no wrong answers...except when I say there are...which I do! Often!  Its a DStP and Party Friar special, its a voyage of bad decisions, its the Party Friar Power Hour!  (Also remember you can download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it also AND for more DStP like us on facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DStP Presents: The Party Friar POWER HOUR

Snatched from the void between dimensions we bring you a CLASSIC episode featuring Josh's WIDDLE BABY SISTER, Sarah!  This is one for the forgotten history books, folks.  On this old-style, freestyle episode we discuss lego procreation, the many many kinds of chimeras, and cybernetic enhancements. We also plan the perfect heist, take a trip to a lotion cave, and we have the FIRST EVER edition of Fantasy Bobsled Team.  You don't want to miss this classic episode of Don't Shoot the Podcast: "Welcome to Our Lego Space". (Also remember you can download the episode on Itunes where you can rate and review it also AND for more DStP like us on facebook.com/dontshootthepodcast and follow us on twitter @dsthepodcast)

DStP Classic: Episode 3 "Welcome to Our Lego Space"

Welcome to Don't Shoot the Podcast presents: The Mark. Every other Wednesday, your host, Timothy Olech, sits down with interesting guests to discuss the big issues... or just talk about who would be on their Fantasy Bobsled Team... This week on The Mark, the podcast lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Jenny Sinclair, master of all forms of necromancy, could stop them, but when the world needed her most, she vanished, and guested on DSTP Presents: The Mark instead.

DStP Presents: The Mark Episode 3

Tim and Josh chat about anything and everything from the validity of ghost to who would be on their fantasy bobsled team.

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