This week in every parent's nightmare, Baby Shark is now the #1 video on the Internet. You would be hellbent to get of off of your mind, but at least there is something else except for Despacito..so it's a catch 22.The mirth mobile (AMC pacer) from Wayne's World was for sale. The car featured a light blue paint job, with the best feature in any vehicle ever: a licorice dispenser. Bubba then took us on a trip on the best headlines in the news, including a woman divorcing her husband over a sex toy incident.A Florida woman farted loudly in a dollar store, which resulted in an assault with knife...but no intent to kill because it wasn't a silent but deadly. Also, a safety meeting ends in an accident without a pizza party.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

Parent YouTube Nightmare, Jaws Sex Fantasy, Waynes World Car, Ted Danson, Netflix, Funny News Headlines, Dollar Store Fart Assault, Mississippi, Guns and Stuff, Dog Pillow - Ep. 76 - Funny News Comedy

Gordy was out this week, so D's wife joined in for a little fun. Bubba quickly jumps us off with "Today in Stupid". Bubba makes his own cinnamon soaked tooth picks by using cinnamon essential oils. In doing so, he forgot to wash his hands before using the bathroom...and let the burning commence. Now it burns when bubba pees and it is isn't an STD. He was flailing and full windmill style trying to cool off.Honch then takes us on his 'burning' story, bringing back his days of high school football locker rooms. One of the team members took Icy Hot and run it one of the guys' jockstraps, and as it turns out, it got really hot, and adding a little water made it quite worse...but Gold Bond does work to keep you cool when mowing the lawn. That's a dad tip just for you.In the Czech Republic there is currently a curfew due to COVID-19. A man was recently arrested because he was walking his dog. Walking your dog was an exception to be outside after curfew. However, the dog that he was walking was a stuffed animal and not an actual dog.There was a man who was caught by police masturbating at a Walmart in Kansas. However, this isn't a routine thing...well, it is...but he has been caught several times.  We then wrap up with a discussion around whether or not lingerie belongs in sexual activities or not. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: https://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Not-Cinnamon Challenge STD,Real Life Stupid,Internet Questions,Wife Fail,Football Lockeroom Nightmare,Murder,COVID-19 Dog Walking Police,Man Caught Masturbating in Walmart- Ep. 75 - Funny News Comedy

After introductions, we quickly go down the adventure of high school laxatives, Honch talking about really large poops (there is some sort of theme here the last few weeks.) and the deliciousness that is Wendy&apos;s Chili. Also, apparently Gordy tried to eat Tequila nachos, and it didn&apos;t quite taste as good as he expected. We called the episode with the fact that if you&apos;re having bacon cravings during COVID-19, you can now get a mask that smells like bacon.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Florida Man Meme Headlines,High School Laxative Regret,Ryan Gosling Sex Doll,Poop Knives,Is a Hotdog a Sandwich? Wendys Chili,Angry Chinese Food and Bacon Masks - Ep. 74 - Funny News Comedy

Before we recorded this week's episode, Honch made everyone Chicken Schwarma and Gordy accidentally clogged the D's toilet with his meat poops.And the kicker is that we forced him to talk about it after D's wife texted him to come up stairs and help out by finding a plunger. A woman whose name is Amethyst fell in love with a ghost named Ray. Apparently they joined the mile high club on one of her flights. Well, things started going poorly and the woman believed that the ghost was distanced, and perhaps cheating on her. She called the wedding off. Gordy then takes the topic down into a completely different direction. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Gordy Clogged D's Toilet Like Bob Ross,Ghost Marriage Mile High Club,Bam Margera Cameo,Zoom Meeting FAIL,Shinesty Men - Ep. 73 - Funny News Comedy

In this episode, we start off our introductions as we always do, but this time, Honch threatened to take his shirt off with his Danny Devito grin. We always introduce Gordy as a character from a movie - Howard The Duck in this case. Once we finally go to the news, Bubba took us down the rabbit hole on Subway in Ireland. In the country, the ratio of flour to sugar is apparently...important. The issue went all the way to the courts, where the bread at Subway is not legally bread. There are taxes that you would pay when you enter a certain category of food, and Subway has argued they don't belong. This quickly turned to the quest for cheap burgers...and then back to the 'tax refunds' for Subway. The lawsuit is apparently stressful for Bubba, because it is giving him a migraine headache. Maybe he's a little too carb loaded. When Honch worked at Subway, he had the nickname 'roast beast', and used to profile what sandwich someone would order based on who walked in the door. He then proceeded to give us the 'recipe' of the worst sandwich to order. Speaking of ordering, we learned that Gordy accidentally got 'free' coffee from one of the local chains, because he honestly thought it was free.After discussing about all sorts of things, Honch wanted to give us all tips on dating rules around his daughter, including the only complement that he has ever said regarding his wife. He then gave us the rules for dating his daughter. Rule 1, his daughter is not an ATM, and isn't getting any money for the first date. Rule 2 - no sagging jeans allowed. Honch will provide help getting this back up. And....probably the most important. Sexting = death.An Instagram model from Australia that dresses as cat woman...is thief. She was doing masked robberies, all while having a history of being a real estate agent. Over 2 years, she committed several crimes, which started out with the help of teenage kids to do the work, but she eventually got into the action. Her convictions included wielding a knife at a Target store. To end it all, the night before recording this episode, Gordy was laying in bed with his wife. He was looking at pictures of hot dogs, when he got into an argument if it was a sandwich, and is chili soup?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Instagram Model Thief,Marriage Food Argument,Subway Illegal Bread,Daughter Dating Rules - Ep. 72 - Funny News Comedy

We kick off this episode with a question for the audience. WHICH ONE OF US SOUNDS LIKE HOWARD STERN? Honch takes us on a lesson on 'what makes a man'. Apparently, no man buns, no skinny jeans, and no makeup are allowed to qualify. As for attitudes, any guy who is afraid to make a decision is not a man - or if all he does is make excuses. Gordy takes us down the story of 'James'. James goes into the military, and is having relationship trouble. It started off light with a few escorts, gets injured, and then tries to transition back to his normal routine. After returning home, James seeks out his local friendly neighborhood hooker. He picks up a cougar on a dating website, and there are no photos. He finds a woman and it ends up being HIS BEST FRIEND'S MOM. Bubba becomes an instant expert on his story coming out of the United Kingdom. At a local zoo, 5 African Gray parrots were put into isolation after they taught eachother how to swear at patrons in the zoo. They are going to replace the toilet on the International Space Station...tune in so you can find out how much we paid for it. And by the way, it wasn't howard from Big Bang Theory putting it in. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/e381a44d-6804-4e4c-8a66-3f2bb8c95ea7/Dont-Tell-Our-Wives-Warm-Beer-Cheap-Comedy-and-NewsSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Man Fails,Howard Stern,Expensive Space Toilets,Swearing Zoo Parrot Quarantine,Hometown Cougar Hooker Dating,Mommy Issues - Ep. 71 - Funny News Comedy

Honch kicks us off with stories about him getting on planes again. When Honch went through security, he made observations of other individuals  and their crazy masks. Basically, Honch walks into a bathroom at 4:30 am in the morning, and it was a complete nightmare. After boarding, the man sitting next to him ate all his snacks and left him at the gate.Gordy discusses a man in Lincoln, Nebraska that went up in front a bunch of a city council a true American hero, a true patriot if you will. He does not like the term boneless chicken wing. If you haven't seen the speech, you should check it out on YouTube or in your Facebook video feed! In the speech, her proposed removing boneless chicken wings from all menus, or renaming them.Bubba then takes us on the 'pun intended' news headline adventure, calling out news titles across the globe. We end the night with a man who ran around his house to get a fly, but ended up causing an explosion. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Fly Swatter House Explosion,Airport Bathroom Nightmare Snack Thief,Boneless Chicken Wing Argument,Funny News Headlines,Baby Shark,Dark Humor - Ep. 70 - Funny News Comedy

Before each recording session, the team just sits around and talks. While discussing, D told us about the days of being in a band, eating breakfast before a show, which turns into a mess. Additionally, they discussed run-ins with an anarchist group who raised chickens and owned their own music venue.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

BONUS - Epic Pancake Breakfast Before Battle of Bands - Funny News Comedy

We started this episode off as a complete train wreck. We were dertailed by the fact that Honch was wearing a holster that contained Texas Pete hot sauce. Yes, you heard that right. He litereally carries around a holster full of hot sauce. And by the way, this is our 69th episode.Gordy starts us off with a 'birthday'. It is grandma's birthday, and the granddaughter of said grandma was feeling a bit riskay, looking for some solo-loving. She proceeds to purchase a vibrator/dildo, but she found out that it shipped to her grandmother's house and then handed off to her father. Since she didn't receive her package, Amazon proceeded to send another one to grandma. After facing the music during Christmas, her father proceeds to inform her to stop sending grandma sex toys.Have you ever seen Iron Man in person? Not Robert Downey Jr. at the movie theater, but an actual Iron Man. At an airport, a man was spotted by multiple pilots, floating with a jetpack at approximately 3,000 ft. The FAA is currently investegating the near miss, as it could have caused dangerous scenario, but how do you get a jet pack?? Honch follows it up with his experience with a pilot talk. One that included several ways one could die. What is your porn name? Not just the 'street name' and the basic porn name generator, but what would your porn name be?Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Sex Gift to Wrong Address,Cop Cars,Whats My Name B*TCH,Iron Man Wannabe Jet Pack,Mr Party,Scams - Ep. 69 - Funny News Comedy

Honch is running for President. Not really, Honch has uncovered a news story about his future state. An old man has duped many women by posing online as both a young looking man and that man's father. He would post online to unsuspecting females, and then bait-and-switch them out to have sex with his older father, who faked that the man required sex to live.Bubba closes out his 3 week segment of "1958 Dating Tips".A nude man in Germany was hanging out at the beach, when he was approached by a wild boar. He was able to scare him off, and it is not the first time it has happened to the man and his friends.In Japan, they have done something making it easier to see if a toilet has been used before you use it in Japan. That's right, the country has been unveiling toilets, where they are clear until someone sits on them. That means that you can see everything!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Imposter Catfish Sex Scandal,Everything Goes Dating Tips,Nude Wild Boar Attack,Clear Toilets in Japan - Ep. 68 - Funny News Comedy

In this week in Stupid, the Honch kicks us off quickly with a story about a man who went to a store, stole from it several times during the day, and then came back and ended up getting a job application after getting several 'free' pairs of sunglasses.Bubba let's us know that if we're looking for a man, then we should order our steaks rare? These are some really bad dating tips from the 1958. Gordy discusses an Amazon delivery driver that while leaving a package at a woman's home, a man ran from his van to her garden. While he wasn't stealing fire wood as suspected, the man was actually taking a dump on her property. Where do you go in-case of an emergency?Have you ever had to put out a fire? What would you typically use? Well, a California man when dealing with the recent California fires, had to resort to something very unusual to put out his fire. Beer. Yes, that's right, BEER. After having exhausted other resources, the man used quite a few cans of Bud Light to put out a fire to protect his shop, and it actually worked!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Criminal Job Application,WAP,California Beer Fire,Rare Steak,Weird Dating Tips,Amazon Delivery Man Poops - Ep. 67 - Funny News Comedy

Every week, we introduce Gordy as a celebrity that he is not, and this week is he Balki from the classic TV show Perfect Strangers. Sorry for Honch's crunching on his 'Speedway" Baby Back Rib ruffled chips (not a paid placement). Now on to the news, a restaurant in China has asked patrons to weigh themselves when they come in. When you enter the restaurant you do a weigh in, and based on your numbers you are suggested items to eat during your time there. Apparently this comes from the country's initiatives around food waste, but definitely fat shaming - which turns into a discussion around a group of guys on YouTube that do the 'all you can eat buffet' challenge - which you still pay top price in Las Vegas.A man in Cleveland, Ohio when to a bank to rob it, and on his way there, grabbed something to write his note on. As it turns out, that note was written on DMV paperwork. The police showed up hours later...and it is all over. Then things go well...wrong-ish.The 1950's have yielded some really weird things, especially dating tips for a woman to find a man. Bubba takes us down memory lane, divulging some of the worst dating tips we have ever heard, like tripping in public, getting lost at a football game, and widowers. We end the episode with Gordy encountering a giant man on his mission to sell a used TV on Craigslist. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Fat Shaming Restaurant,Stupid Bank Robber,1958 Women Dating Tips,Craigslist Trolling,Destruction Derby,Netflix Groceries,Wilford Brimley - Ep. 66 - Funny News Comedy

Gordy is out again this week, locked in a theater watching Pet Cemetary (just kidding). On this week's episode, we discuss a man named Malcolm McDonald, whom had a condition (which is really bad and sad). But what we're really struggling with is the fact that Doctors are having him grow his penis replacement on his arm. Aren't there other places to grow a new one?Have you ever had something in your hand and set it down, and then wonder where you put it? In Walla Walla, Washington a state library was doing some cleaning during this whole COVID/Corona Virus thing, the library was removing shelving and items from the mystery section, where the found some beer and gum that was there for more than 30 years, which it was a 5 pack of Hamm's beer and Godzilla gum (looks like Big League Chew). Would you eat or drink it?Are you up for a 18 Karat gold mask? If so, it'll cost you $1.5 million USD dollars....from an Israeli jeweler. The white gold mask will also include 3,600 white and black diamonds. We can't imagine someone walking around with this thing without getting robbed. The mask already has a buyer, and the buyer demanded it be the most expensive.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Growing Arm Penis,30 Year Old Beer,Gold Covid Face Mask for Kardashian?,Wendy's vs McDonalds,Poor Snack Ideas - Ep. 65 - Funny News Comedy

This is our first episode back recording from the whole COVID-19/Corona Virus thing. We have finally started back up, trying to find our way away. But we're back and we're so ready, but without Gordy this week (whom we have joked that he stars in Stranger Things, but he only looks like the character Dustin).We finally got into the news, where Honch brings his love for Detroit Lions, but he's not talking about the Tiger King, he is talking about the Washington Redskins changing their name. What we need to ask is, what do they change their name to? That said, they changed did finally change their name to "The Washington Football Team". Literally the most literal name you could go with....seriously that is the best that their marketing/PR department could come up with? They are only putting numbers on their helmet, with no identifying logo.After discussing the names of sports team, clearly the only thing to talk about immediately after that is robots. But there is a tie in with the prior topic, because a Japanese baseball team has brought in a squad of robots, which includes some of them in dog form. What is odd about these robots is that the robots dance. Have you also seen all of those cardboard cutouts, or maybe the movie that D couldn't come up with; Weekend at Bernie's ? Turns out someone put Bernie on a cardboard cutout behind homeplate at an MLB game, or realistic sex dolls.A man in Jamaica won the local lottery, and he won $95 million, which is approximately $670,000 in US dollars. In order to remain anonymous, the man dressed up in a Darth Vader costume. If the world had to see you, would you dress in disguise.Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Star Wars Lottery,Tinder Strategy,Bad Washington Redkins Name,Dance Dance Murder Robot Automation,CBD Fail,TikTok - Ep. 64 - Funny News Comedy

We started off with Honch, who was discussing the things that he does to piss his wife off - whom I believe was using the term "Gordo".When Honch is needed, he'll go out to the garage and then do nothing, including him listening to Amazon Music. Honch's wife was not a fan of him buying a new truck - so without any money. He then asked the guys, what we do to make our wives angry. When the D's wife cooks, which is not her forte' - she makes these meals, and then the D takes ALL of it and then throws it into the trash. Gordy likes to make his wife angry with the 'Dad Yawn', making it loud and prominent as possible, and he gets the death stare. Bubba typically goes to bed late, where he'll start doing chores. Bubba is out nailing items to the wall during a recent move, but that's not the kicker. Bubba will close his evening by taking a nice bag of chips in bed, which the grease reminded Honch of a girl in college.There's a man who is enlisting the help of friends and the Internet to find a date. If you help him find his date, then you could get $25,000 for helping him. If the date ends up in a relationship in Kansas, then you could get the money.Did you know that people standing up to whipe is a thing? Gordy never knew that this was a 'thing'. The room was 50/50. Gordy and D had no idea that people did this, but the other guys in the room are active practicers.Do you tip your pizza guy? Bubba says leave a tip, or else!Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss

Pissing and Moaning Over New Truck,Girlfriend Finder,Art of Whiping,Just The Tip Pizza Delivery - Ep. 63 - Funny News Comedy

What happens when you put comedians in front of microphones around a pool table? While we do end up playing with the balls and cue sticks, we search the deepest parts of every place (mainly the Internet, and ourselves) for funny news stories, pop culture, relationship problems (who doesn't have those), the strangest/weirdest questions people ask on the Internet. Mix middle school humor with current events and you pretty much have us. Just don't tell our wives what we talk about down here.

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Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

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