Lock every door, it's a bossy title but solid advice. So you heard Riley Sager, Lock Every Door, grab some snacky snacks and listen up while Librarian A takes you on a topsy-turvy twisty tour of this crazy story that Librarian B definitely did not guess the ending of 3 minutes into the recording. Definitely not. Anywho.....behold a book that Librarian A actually liked! But then again it is Riley Sager and she loves her some Sager. Stick around til the end for a very special surprise!   Like what you hear? Leave us a review or buy us a drink! Hang out with us on Twitter and Facebook: @drunklibpodcast Please drink responsibly!

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Lock Every Door -- Librarian A

Cover your eyes and open your ears. Weird-ass creatures, teen angst, and existential dread are all at play in Josh Malerman's Malorie. If you loved Bird Box, you'll be tepidly enthused to hear about its sequel. Librarian B takes Librarian A along on a strange and disappointing journey through monster-infused Michigan or wherever the hell they are.   Follow us on Twitter @drunklibpodcast

Malorie - Librarian B

Dear Readers, this author has it on good authority that the Drunk Librarians will this very episode be discussing Julia Quinn's The Duke and I. After binging all of Bridgerton, there was no other recourse than to review the book that started it all!   Hang out with us online: Twitter @drunklibpodcast Facebook @drunklibpodcast

The Duke & I -- Librarian A

Oh yeah baby we are entering the Twilight universe at long last. Lock your windows, stay out of the sun, and donate to the Quileute tribe.   Whether you loved it or hated it Midnight Sun brought back all the mid-2000s Twilight feels. Take a step back in time with the Drunk Librarians to the dark days of tightlining, low-rise jeans, and Linkin Park.   Follow us on Twitter @drunklibpodcast

Midnight Sun -- Librarian B

And you thought Librarian B picked books with long titles! Librarian A is delving into the supernatural with Grady Hendrix's 2020 horror novel The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires. If you love Southern charm, the undead, and getting together for book club then you are sure to be as disappointed as Librarian A. But hey if you're here for the booze and light-hearted book bashing you are definitely in the right place. Got a scary book recommendation for the Drunk Librarians?? Shoot us an email to drunklibrarianspodcast@gmail.comHang out with us on the internet like your middle school teacher told you not to:Twitter @drunklibpodcastFacebook @drunklibpodcast  Please drink responsibly!!

The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires -- Librarian A

Celebrate the holiday season in the time-honored tradition of being too hungover to do what you're supposed to in a timely manner. So instead of listening to this on Christmas day as we intended, you can now pretend it's once again Christmas 2020 instead of 2 days after an actual coup?? We don't know man, life is hard. Here's a classic book that we read and drank about. Check out our website: www.drunklibrarianspodcast.comFollow us on Twitter: @drunklibpodcastLike us on Facebook: @drunklibpodcast Please drink responsibly friends.

A Christmas Carol -- 2020 Holiday Special

Last year Librarian B talked about death and corpses for Thanksgiving. This year she's talking about death and ghost stories. Tis the season! Pour yourself a nice warm drink and gather round as Librarian B regales you with tales from Colin Dickey's Ghostland: An American History in Haunted Places. Fueled by rum and cokes and societal rage, the Drunk Librarians tackle a book that takes an in-depth look into American History and our nation's relationship with death. You know, the usual fun stuff! Hang out with us on the interwebs!Twitter & Facebook: @drunklibpodcast

Ghostland -- Librarian B

You heard us right. There's someone inside your house. That someone is you. You haven't left since March. Are you more couch or human? Not even you can be sure anymore.Oooooor maybe this is about that hit YA novel There's Someone Inside Your House by Stephanie Perkins that Librarian A didn't realize was YA until it was too late. You'll have to listen to find out for sure.  

There's Someone Inside Your House -- Librarian A

Happy Halloween! This episode we're tackling the scariest thing ever, YA BOOOOOOKS. Librarian B wanted some good old fashioned blood and guts and got half-assed feminism and prose so bad it'd make an English teacher gag. So pour yourself a spooky drink, turn up the radio, and rock out to the Drunk Librarians.  Follow us on Twitter @drunklibpodcastLike our page on Facebook @drunklibpodcastWe deleted Instagram cause it's kinda hard to post photos when you wanna be anonymous. We'd love it if you'd leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Stalking Jack the Ripper -- Librarian B

We've done what they said couldn't be done, in this episode we talk about wine even more than usual because the story itself is all about WIIIIINE!! And revenge, and murder, ya know our favorite things. So listen up as Librarian B drunkenly rambles on about her favorite Poe story The Cask of Amontillado. We are also taking your advice and chatting more about library life and our own weird stories, cause apparently y'all are into that? Hope you enjoy! And if not, well fuck off mate. Follow us on Twitter @drunklibpodcastLike our page on Facebook @drunklibpodcastWe deleted Instagram cause it's kinda hard to post photos when you wanna be anonymous. We'd love it if you'd leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Cask of Amontillado -- Librarian B

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, did ya miss us? Unfortunately, we're still alive and drudging through the day to day. But hey! We finally got around to editing an episode we did in 2019 lol. Librarian A (remember her?) is reviewing Stephen Chbosky's Imaginary Friend and we chat a bit about one of the most annoying (and gross) things that our patrons do.

Imaginary Friend -- Librarian A

Librarian A is taking on the truly grossly titled Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage. Get a load of this creepy kid's reign of terror in our newest episode! Keep up with us on Twitter @drunklibpodcast

Baby Teeth -- Librarian A

Just in time for turkey day! Librarian B reviews Caitlin Doughty's 2019 book Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? Learn all kinds of fun facts about death and corpses that'll help you fill any awkward silences at Thanksgiving with new and exciting trivia. The Drunk Librarians also share their own death plans, which also serves as the perfect reminder to ask Uncle Bert this holiday season what he wants when he finally dies. Wanna keep up with the Drunk Librarians in between episodes? Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @drunklibpodcast. Please feel free to leave us a review or share this episode and help us spread the word on our drunken ramblings!

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs -- Librarian B

Librarian A would like, if she may, to take you on a strange journey through time. For her November episode, Librarian A is chatting all about Blake Crouch's Recursion. A thrilling sci-fi title, Recursion plums the depths of time, memory, and who we are as people. I tell you this cause the Drunk Librarians sure as hell aren't going to, they're trashed. So join us on an episode filled with time travel, shady corporations, and some douchebag named Slade. Seriously, Slade?? Did you mom pick out your villain name for you? Keep up with the Drunk Librarians between episodes on Twitter and Facebook @drunklibpodcast! *Trigger Warning: Suicide*

Recursion--Librarian A

The autumn winds are blowing and Halloween beckons. In the spirit of the season, Librarian B is taking us for a tour of Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury. If you've never read this book before you are in for a treat of autumn festivities and ya know the forces of evil. So come hang with us while we drink some cheap ass wine and talk about this classic spooky book. Want to hang with the Drunk Librarians in between episodes? We're on Facebook and Twitter @drunklibpodcast. We thrive off reviews and and social shares, so we'd love if you help spread the word about our drunken ramblings.

Something Wicked This Way Comes--Librarian B

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