Lost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip

Dull Crayons

Going Live Rant

Maternity Leave Rant

Pre-Virus recording from October 2019. Gabriel and Diana run through +10 ed stories in an hour and half. Also, Diana reports on VIPKids. And as always, snacks.

51: Lost Tapes Pt. 2, Lightning Round

A new studio and new recording device combined to nearly destroy my fragile mind when half this episode was lost and the other half made almost unusable because of ambient noise. All that said, if you make it through the first 15 minutes, this becomes one of our most poignant discussions and the funniest D Report.

Gabriel Dreams of Duffy

49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$& by Z to A Productions

49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$&

On this episode of Homeschool is Where the Heart Is, we invite a fellow holler homeschooler in to discuss the importance of safety, purity, and faith in our practices.

Homeschool is Where the Heart Is

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Bernie Begs You to VOTE NOW

**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Another solo night of snacks, drinks, and cursing the name of Misguided-Michelle Rhee, Scott hit-him-with-a-Walker, Busted Betsy and DATA. Fuck ‘em all. And a big double bird to Pearson, Heinemann and the Gates’. (The rant gets strongest past the 25 minute mark) Plus, Gabriel’s patented 3-Step model to fixing all education. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY

47: Oh FUDGE, BRACKET BUSTED

An impassioned plea for you to vote Diablo Doritos at dullcrayons@gmail.com

Vote for Diablo

**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Tony from the Bronx joins Gabriel for the vaunted cracker quadrant, where first ever snack bracket winner, Fig and Honey Triscuit, emerged from just a year ago today. Also in the ep: the broad graveyard of podcasts, porn in the classroom, and bye bye to Last Chance U. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY

45: Last Chance CWACKER QWADRANT

Sorry Dullards, I lost my audio track for the first half of the ep, so it does give the impression I recorded my lines underwater. But at least mother of the pod, Ellen, and father of the pod, David, come across crystal clear in their first bracket. Doritos, Cheetos, and Play; it’s a goddamn ASMR masterpiece. And listen to Will’s Band of the Week http://www.willsband.net/

46: BROKEN BRACKET: The PepsiQuadrant

44: SNACK BRACKET 2019 - Oreos Oreos and Disney, what more can you ask for? And for more Disney, head over to our friends at The Disfunctional Podcast with RJ and Adam. https://soundcloud.com/thedpodcast/093-dianas-disney-story

44: OREO BRACKET

CBS SNACKET Teaser

Diana and Gabriel check back in on the flight path of the WeGrow school (and no, they are not yet in their complete nose-dive, they are still arcing towards the sun, much like a young Icarus). Plus, the In-names for kids this season, an inside look at charters in New York, and a SNACK BRACKET PREVIEW!!!

43: WeGrow, WeWork, WeDie

***Emergency Declaration is now in effect*** Yes, this is it; this is what we have been building and working towards for months; it’s al coming to fruition now. You will now experience, over the course of the next two hours, the abject horror that is the student loan debt crisis. From its humble beginnings in the 80’s and 90’s, to its growth spurt during the Great Recession, to its civilization ending proportions today, this is the full and unabridged story. In addition to explaining the problem in depth, Gabriel and David discuss the villains behind the problem, the criminal negligence on the part of the federal government, and the lying liars that propagate the myth that the crisis is itself a myth. We also address the final, and completely necessary, solution to the crisis: forgiveness.

Episode 42: The Definitive Story of the Student Loan Debt Crisis

Coloring over the line since 1987 One part Majority Report, two parts Uhh Yeah Dude, a couple ounces of bourbon, two dashes of Bodega Boys, and a splash of Chapo Traphouse. Stir it all up and drink it after-hours in a classroom while watching a dark comedy on your smart board and you’ve got Dull Crayons, the podcast for teachers, parents, and students* who want the real skinny on education and the crap-tastic nature of the world around them. *Contains explicit material not suitable for young listeners. Keep Dull, Carry Snacks

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