Dave and Sean reunite after 5 months to discuss some incredibly dumb things. Dave's fatherhood, Sean's refusal to participate in a democracy by choosing Trump or Hillary, Larry the Cable Guy, redneck love and rednack hate, and much, much more! Forgive the different sound, we recorded this in a new secret location outside of the studio! (Dave's house) 

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Larry the Cable Guy

Dave and Sean debut the promo for a new podcast that is sweeping the nation called "Cereal", before launching into a fabulous episode of their own show. The dynamic duo of dumbness rip Star Wars a new one before launching into a lengthy sexual role play between Arnold Shwarzeneggar and his Honduran maid. Also discussed are bumper stickers, which the guys do eventually find common ground on. Also featured is a new "decisions" themesong, Dave eating celery, and Sean talks about dolphin penises. Enjoy, it's one hell of a weird show!

Bumper Stickers

Important news: Dave and Sean just met U2's very own Bono, and tell us all about it. Later, the two begin to discuss the topic of taxidermy, but that quickly goes out the window when Dave reveals that he recently saw a "little pinky nail micropenis" at the Korean Nude Spa he frequents with his mule dong. Sean recounts the time he peed next to Jeffery Tambor, and how he is kept up at night wishing he had peeked at it. Also included: a polar bear checks coats, Adam Sandler gets taken to task, and a special appearance by 2 of SoCals favorite morning DJs! If you like taxidermy and dicks, this episode is for you! 

Taxidermy

In another triumph of idiocy, Dave and Sean take on the subject of puppets. Among the topics discussed: Kermit the Frog's Hollywood Bad-Boy behavior on set, Bill Cosby's $35,000 sex puppet, the unbearable low art of ventriloquism, and the place that puppetry has in the modern world (hint: a bum in Prague). Plus: Dave endorses a brand of underwear! 

Puppets

Sean's recent attempts to be positive by arguing "for" topics comes to an abrupt end when he is is assigned the task of arguing for the Confederate Flag, which pisses him off. Dave's high school gym teacher Mr. Thompson makes a special Christmas appearance to tell the kids to pull their pants up, the guys break down why Spain's habit of giving away free squid and taking naps all day may contribute to their economic troubles. In a special report from his homestead in South Central, Dave discusses catching a local cat shitting in his vegetable garden.

The Confederate Flag

Dave and Sean discuss perhaps their most inane topic yet- trophies. Dave argues that too many people get them, and Sean wonders what it's like to have a vapid trophy wife. Sean spends some time complaining about an omelet that looked like cum (he ate it anyways), and then the duo then team up to pick on nerds who have money. The guys sympathize with being a porsche driving misogynist douche who has a 28 year old wife, and then wonder what it would be to retrieve an engagement ring from your fat wife's poop. It's a great show, give it a listen!

Trophies

Tattoos: it's time to talk about them... briefly. Dave and Sean discuss the ancient art of ink, and then delve into discussing the plot lines of Fantasy Island, the word midget, wild animals and their place in the world, and much more pointless conversation. Also, a special appearance by ex-military P.E. teacher Mr. Thompson, who gives a slightly offensive lesson in taking care of yourself and having a good attitude. Have you ever seen a Metallica tattoo on a pig? Then this episode is for you!

Tattoos

This week's episode discusses the drinking age of 21. Famed teenage drinker Sean must argue against the drinking age limit, and Dave must argue for it, despite himself being a lover of both teens and drinking to excess. Stay tuned for a bonus song about crack selling and the middle eastern sex trade by D-Merk and Sean the Baptist aka B-Originale!

Drinking Age of 21

Dave and Sean discuss their recent adventures in parenthood, pooping after a spicy meal, home improvement projects, halloween costumes, and travel. After catching up on some of that, the topic of the episode is pulled - "Good Samaratins", something that the two hosts have very little experience with. Dave describes the time he pestered an old woman on the street by insisting she was having a coronary when she was in fact fine, and Sean recounts a recent event in which he reluctantly guided a geriatric into a parking spot. In closing, the guys discuss the ultimate act of good will- adoption- and reveal their true character when they both admit they are incapable of such an act. Give it a listen, and be a good Samaratin and tell your dad to listen too!

Good Samaratins

Dave and Sean begin the show by discussing their recent camping trips- Dave forced his pregnant wife to sleep outside in a tropical storm being attacked by germ carrying mosquitos, and Sean encountered a cowardly black bear in the mountains. The topic pulled is S & M, which leads to a long talk about gimp suits, domination, being sodomized, leather, 50 Shades of Grey, and the life of homeless islanders. Give it a listen and don't forget your safety word - "banana bread"!

S & M

Dave and Sean nurse major hangovers from the night before when they partied hard, and the topic pulled from the envelope is "fast food", which leads to a long conversation about Starbucks straws, headless chickens, obese children, and of course Donald Trump. Dave recalls his boyhood dream of smoking cigarettes and playing pool after watching Pinnochio, and Sean decides to change his name to MC Gepetto-phile. Give it a listen and tell your teacher all about it! 

Fast Food

Today's topic is magic, familiar to us all as the art of producing a starved animal from an article of clothing when least expected. After discussing magicians and their general lack of interest in everything about magic, the hosts move on to discussing lion hunting, believing in actual magic, and much much more. Also, Dave announces he is going to be a dad, and Sean takes a walk down memory lane as he reflects on being a boy grifter.

Magic

We have officially reached the final topic in the first official Dumb Devil's Advocate topic Envelope. Now it is time to move on to a new one, but who will create it? The show starts off with a couple of friendly Inuits in a segment called "snowcast", but then moves on to discuss envelopes in general, the things they can and can't hold, and who is the scariest of horror movie villains. Later, Sean suggests a unique way to celebrate the Unabomber's legacy. 

Envelopes

This episode's topic is The MPAA - The Motion Picture Association of America. BOORRIING! After talking about how cool Rated R movies used to be, the boys discuss Heath Ledger spitting on Jake Gyllenhaal's rectum in a tent, whether Requiem for a Dream is a good choice to show your kids, and launch into a topical roundtable/one sided rant from Sean about Bruce Jenner and his very public decision to turn into an old woman.

Rated R

An evil corporation that operates a shadow army of mindless battle drones... and a great way to buy a blender. Amazon is today's topic pulled from the envelope, which leads to a long thought discussion on technology. Sean is excited to experience virtual reality as a wolf playing his role as part of a larger pack in Yellowstone, and Dave expresses a wish to visit another planet and experience virtual sex with an alien. Later, Dave reflects on his career decision and Sean admits Ted Kazcinsky was probably right about technology and we should all just go live in the woods.

Amazon

Co-Hosts Dave and Sean draw controversial topics from a hat and are each assigned the task of arguing either for or against the chosen topic, regardless of their actual feelings, leading down a rabbit hole of bizarre scenarios and conversation.

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