Our heroes are battling a band of mercenaries inside the Bastion of Failure. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) fired a moonbeam into a prism to attack every villain present, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used blue flame and a spiritual hammer to deadly effect, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stopped a draw from eating a troll heart by throwing it into a moonbeam! Can they stop the army of mercenaries before they break into the Bastion’s vault? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

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6.10 - Crankshaft’s 11

Our heroes are battling through the Bastion of Failure and things are getting complicated. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came up with a plan to attack some draw that fell apart immediately, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) accidentally swallowed Quinny’s eye of trust sight and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) smashed every enemy he could find with his hammer and Goblin Jr! Can they survive a battle around a glowing crystal? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.09 - Storm Of Ice Protect Me!

Our heroes have defeated a troll and its assistants inside the Bastion of Failure. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally tried to raise a zombie from the dead, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) laid hands on anyone who needed it and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), in a shocking turn of events, requested not to be revivified or resurrected if he dies ever again! Can our heroes reclaim this Bastion and will Quinny survive the attempt? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.08 - Worst Plan Ever

Our heroes have entered the Bastion of Failure and are facing off agains a troll and duergar hammerers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid to get the drop of their foes, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) transformed into Krunge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined the trolls were evil when they wanted to rip of his skin and wear it! Can our heroes survive a battle between trolls, duregar and a white dragon wyrmling? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.07 - Goodbye Duergar Enemy!

On their way to the Bastion of Failure, Quinny was sucked into Baba Yaga’s hut through a tree! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was unsurprised when Baba Yaga wanted to make a new deal and accepted a partnership with her readily, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) specified some terms to make sure he wasn’t being taken advantage of, and Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) slept through the whole thing! What will now that Quinny has returned to the Icewind Dale? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.06 - Baba Butthole

Our heroes found the necromancer they were looking for! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was confused about how the sun and moon worked, Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) wanted to make sure the local trolls were evil before killing them, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took the first watch over their camp before being sucked into Baba Yaga’s house! What will happen if our heroes manage to reach the Bastion of Failure? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.05 - Baba Yaga’s New Deal

Having reunited with the rest of their companions, our heroes are on a search for the lost druid Crawn! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) accepted a promotion to Chief Justice of House Fartch, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed so powerfully he grew hammers for hands for a moment, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t feeling great about their chances chasing a mad necrotist towards an imaginary castle! What will happen when our heroes set out into the storm? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.04 - The Un-Undead Zone

Having saved some Anyns on the road, our heroes were reunited with Goblin Jr! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was pleased to meet some other sheriffs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the people they rescued they weren’t here to rob them and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) forgot about everything else when Goblin Jr reappeared! What will happen now that they’ve in a town where everyone calls themselves an Anyn? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.03 - Spiritual Autofellatio

Our heroes have returned to Dumb Faerun and set out on a mission to liberate their friends. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was concerned about Bucky’s loyalty, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declared war on the nation of Akka and planned to arrest his mom, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was named Chief Privateer of House Farch! What will happen now that they’ve discovered a Dragonborn under assault in the wilderness? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.02 - We Are The Sheriff

Our heroes have defeated the One of Many Faces, freeing Yevgenovitch and Bucky from his clutches, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald from their oaths to Baba Yaga. Juniper and Wild West Moss (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) have combined forces and bodies, finally having discovered the way to stop the Great Collide! Lastly, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has returned to Dumb Faerun and sent Moonhammer back to Butthalla, being named the Butthammer, her avatar to his world. What will happen now that our heroes face Captain Planteer, Xanthus and the Land of Akka without godly or demonic help? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Combat Wheelchair was created by Sara Thompson (@mustangsart) on twitter and can be found here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ysDrH2vqKz6NSGkf3_0WX5tV-Ch_t_N_ Their ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/mustangsart

6.01 - I Would Love To Legally Steal For You

We're starting our 6th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want a reminder of what happened in season 5! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

Previously On DD&D - Season 5

It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season! We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) alongside our GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy as they journey into the future of a galaxy where there can be only war in The Valentyne Heresy! Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back with the beginning of our 6th season next week! You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

Hiatus Week 4 - The Valentyne Heresy - Ep. 1.01 - The Cathedral in the Sky

This is the third week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to AND we're friends with the team behind the awesome podcast Dumbgeons & Dragons, so this week is a PODCAST RAID where we're providing an episode of their great show! Enjoy!

Hiatus Week 3 - RAID! - Dumbgeons & Dragons - s01e74 - The Call to Adventure

It’s the second week of our hiatus after our 5th season! We’re excited to introduce another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show for you to enjoy during this hiatus. The show is called Blood & Syrup. It’s a Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition podcast, and our coterie features players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Megan Miles (@meggiemiles), alongside Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Our 6th season of Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be starting in just 3 weeks. Until then, please enjoy the blood-fuelled insanity of Blood & Syrup! You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice

Hiatus Week 2 - Blood & Syrup - Ep. 1.01 - The Brothers

This is the first week of our hiatus after having completed our 5th season! But we don’t want to leave you without anything to listen to, and we produce a variety of shows, so this week we’d like to introduce you to the pilot episode of our second D&D series: Curse, Code & Crown. It takes place in a fully original world created by Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and includes players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt). In just a few weeks, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back for its 6th season. Until then, we hope you enjoy Curse, Code & Crown! You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice Our theme song was composed by Landon Knoblock.

Hiatus Week 1 - Curse, Code & Crown - Ep. 1 - The Fall, Part 1

Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The show is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee, and our regular players: the sneaky Tyler Hewitt, the brilliant Laura Elizabeth, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante. With special guest comedians joining us on our journey, follow our heroes as they begin their adventures! Please become a hero yourself and support Dumb Dumbs & Dice at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice

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