This week, goals were met and hearts were touched, because an actual real-life member of the United States Congress came on the Podcast. It was (year to date) the biggest clout grab in Dumb Gay Politics history, and also the fastest. The interview with Congressman Eric Swalwell tops out at a whopping 27 minutes long, but the length of time doesn’t matter. What matters is that he’s one of the top 5 best looking people to ever be elected in the history of the House of Representatives.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare *** Tickets for our LIVE SHOW in Atlanta*** https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dumb-gay-politics-podcast-live-tickets-193968664497 DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off at Tomboyx.com *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** LEA BLACK SKINCARE: Save $100 on a box while supplies last at LeaBlack.com/Jeff ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Clout Chasing with Congressman Eric Swalwell

This week, Julie & Brandy did get drunk, but that’s not why this episode is late. A very prominent Congressman was booked for an interview, only to cancel 2 hours before his scheduled appearance. Grasping at straws, the girls decide to play ‘People’s Couch’ with some clips from Trump’s Maga Rally in Iowa on Saturday. All that, plus a breakdown of the debt ceiling, and an informational rant on teenage menstruation – make this episode a rollercoaster ride to nowhere.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** ACORN TV: Get 30 days free streaming! Go to Acorn.tv and enter code dgp (all lowercase letters) at checkout. *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off at Tomboyx.com *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** LUCY NICOTINE Get 20% off your order. Go to Lucy.co and use Promo Code DumbGay*** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congressman Interrupted.

This week, Congressional democrats battled over infrastructure in the exciting Clout Chase Championship Finals. Julie & Brandy followed the matches closely, but (spoiler alert!) neither side won. Luckily, an ex-employee of Facebook came forward to expose the company for being a  toxic, brain-washing, life-ruining, death-trap - and the girls felt like they won gold at the validation Olympics.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cancel Facebook

Another busy week + another hang over = another late episode. Despite their massive headaches (and clear lack of brain cells), Julie & Brandy start off strong by honoring each of the 13 American service members who were killed during the withdrawal from Afghanistan. After that, they disassociate from their feelings by talking sh*t about the executive producer of The View & their twitter-sister, Meghan McCain, for 40 minutes straight. This episode started out a day late and a dollar short, but everything becomes timeless at Meghan McCain o’clock.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off at Tomboyx.com *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meghan McCain o’’clock

Meghan McCain o’clock

This week, Julie & Brandy continue sucking at their job. Sick of Corona Virus, and avoiding abortion altogether, they spend the majority of the episode talking sh*t about Ryan Murphy’s new FX show, Impeachment, with their friend, Kate Casey. Kate was a (real-life!) White House intern at the same time as Monica Lewinsky, so the clout is strong, and the tea is hot. The girls also spend a little time raging against the Republicans c*ckblocking the debt increase, and celebrating a few good men who are gaying-up government.  The girls clearly phoned it in, but it doesn’t matter. Why? Because Kate’s great, and it isn’t late. *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off at Tomboyx.com *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** ACORN TV: Get 30 days free streaming! Go to Acorn.tv and enter code dgp (all lowercase letters) at checkout. ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

American Crime Chronicles with Kate Casey

The podcast is late again, because Julie and Brandy got drunk all weekend, and then again on Tuesday. Brain dead (and probably still drunk), the girls explain why West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin is currently the biggest piece of sh*t in Congress, and how on September 27th, Nance Pelose may finally get to flush him once and for all. After that, it’s Meghan McCain o’clock, so the girls have some hair-of-the-dog to help them get through their Meghan McCain withdrawals (and their vodka withdrawals). This episode might be a day late and a dollar short, but it’s definitely better than the new season of The View.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to the FREE (TOM KRISTOFFERSON) episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/tom-free-to-non-29887440?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** LUCY NICOTINE GUM: Get 20% off your first order! Go to Lucy.Co and enter promo code DumbGay at checkout*** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** TOMBOYX: Get 20% off your order! Go to TomboyX.com and enter code DUMB *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nobody likes a Meghan McManchin

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy got drunk on Labor Day. They woke up Tuesday with a massive hangover and a Texas-sized abortion-grudge, so they skipped JoJo & KiKi, and went straight into Hot Psaki for lunch, where they took out all their (displaced) rage on the reporters in the White House Press Briefing. After that, the furious fun continues when Judge Julie orders the forced castration of all the men in the United States Supreme Court, as well as the Governor of Texas! If you’re reading this, consider yourself warned: This episode is… a lot.  *********************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay *** EVERYPLATE: Get it for $1.99 per meal plus an additional 20% off your next 2 boxes. Go to EveryPlate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get $5 off a Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Comedy *** Starburns Audio  *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hot Psaki for Labor Day

After a glorious week off, Julie & Brandy are back, and they are angrier than ever!  In what is sure to be one of their most offensive episodes to date, they spend the entire show talking sh*t about Afghanistan, blaming the Taliban, and defending Joe Biden. All pissed off, with nowhere to blow, the girls bit off more than they could chew, and ended up choking. Here’s hoping one of their 14 listeners knows the Heimlich, or this podcast may not stay alive to see another week.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Click the link to listen to a FREE episode of our Patreon Podcast!! *No Politics! No ads! *** https://www.patreon.com/posts/windows-up-sing-42013006?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** CANVA DESIGN PRO: Get a 45 day free extended trial at Canva.me/DumbGay *** PROSE HAIR CARE: Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/DumbGay ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio  **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Afghanistan Blame Game

This is the fifth installment in the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series.  Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman is one such guest. He was a decorated Army officer, serving on Trump’s National Security Council, when he overheard the infamous ‘quid-pro-quo’ phone call between Donald Trump and the president of Ukraine.  Recognizing corruption and sensing an arcane threat to democracy, Vindman exposed Trump, and lost his career and reputation in the process. It's a modern-day morality play, set against the backdrop of a cautionary tale, and ultimately tells the story of how Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman became an American Icon. ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** ***. CANVA PRO DESIGN TOOL: Get 45 days free trial at Canva.me/DumbGay  *** *** LUCY NICOTINE POUCHES/GUM: Get 20% off your first order! Go to Lucy.Co and enter promo code DumbGay at checkout*** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio *** Queer *** LGBTQ *** Gay **** Pride **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Icon Series: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman

This week, the news is boring, and Julie & Brandy are sick of their cleanse, so they decide to skip JoJo & KiKi and instead have a bunch of Hot Psaki for lunch. Drunk on Psaki and filled with rage, the girls lost all ability to filter their inappropriate takes;  And while they may have been aiming  for ‘funny & controversial,’ this episode landed more in the range of ‘boring and offensive.’ It was a low bar, and they missed it by a long shot. Good thing the Olympics are over.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! ***. CANVA PRO DESIGN TOOL: Get 45 days free trial at Canva.me/DumbGay  *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay ***  *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Queer *** Pride **** LGBTQ **** Starburns Audio  **** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emergency Psaki Bombs

This week, as Congress pretends to move forward with the bipartisan infrastructure bill, Julie and Brandy talk about how much they hate Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema for ruining everything. *Trigger warning: this episode includes biased anger, negativity, name-calling, and extreme profanity (per usz). Enjoy at your own risk.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** ACORN TV: Get 30 days free streaming! Go to Acorn.tv and enter code dgp (all lowercase letters) at checkout. *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** ***EVERYPLATE: Try EveryPlate for only $1.99 per meal! Go to www.everyplate.com and enter promo code dumbgay199 at checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio *** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Queer ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyrsten Sinema Ruins Everything

This week, despite months of repeated republican c+ckblocking, Nancy Pelosi's Select Committee finally began hearing testimony from police officers who were at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. The evidence is horrific and undeniable, so (of course) Julie & Brandy are enraged and drinking to deal with their feelings. Thankfully, their friend, Erickatoure Aviance stops by to soothe their anger with her dulcet tones, describing what it’s like for a legendary drag performer living amongst the Maga, every day in Arizona.  Ericka is iconic, and the interview is a must-listen for anyone being dragged into the depths like Julie & Brandy. The rage is real, and cynicism thrives, but it’s people like Nance Pelose and Erickatoure that keep hope alive. (That rhymes!) *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** ACORN TV: Stream all shows free for 30 days! Go to Acorn.tv and enter promo code dgp (must be all lower case to work) *** *** CANVA DESIGN PRO:  Get free 45 day trial at Canva.me/dumbgay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE:  Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio  **** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyday Insurrections with Erickatoure Aviance

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren’t the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refusing to do anything about it. Whether it's Jeff Bezos in a d*ck shaped rocket, or Mark Zuckerberg up his own a$$hole, at the end of the day: they're still just two douchebags with too much money. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** PROSE HAIR CARE:  Get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/Dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio  **** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Douchecapades in Space, Part Douche

Join Julie Goldman (the gay) and Brandy Howard (the dumbass) as they dissect this week's political news. The podcast with lots of feelings, and very few facts. New episodes every Tuesday! 087197

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