In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dive into one of the most infamous episodes of Dynasty: "The Threat," which features the lily pond battle between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins). Who won? Who lost? And who looked the best dripping wet in a gown? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dynasty As They Wanna Be

323 - The Threat

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the recent 40th anniversary reunion of Dynasty cast members organized by Emma Samms. They also dig into reader mail and recap the episode "The Dinner," which features desk shaming by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans), typewriter catfishing by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins), and the triumphant return of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

322 - The Dinner

Happy Valentine's Day! It's time to slip into the latest episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be. In this installment, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari wonder why Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) needs to ask for money and ponder why Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins) thinks it's appropriate to wear pajamas to a business meeting. They're also amped to see Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wearing orange. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

321 - The Vote

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari admonish Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) for not wanting to raise the baby of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), rate the interior décor of the honeymoon suite of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller), and applaud Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) for laying down the law with Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

320 - The Downstairs Bride

In this very special holiday edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the Dynasty-themed Christmas presents they received, including a 1983 edition of Playboy magazine featuring Claudia Blaisdel actress Pamela Bellwood. Later, they welcome Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) home to Denver and dissect why maid Jeanette Robbins (Virginia Hawkins) should be terminated. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

319 - Fathers and Sons

Caviar, anyone? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip Champagne and eat caviar while discussing the awkward reunion of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) and the hasty motel marriage proposal of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

318 - Reunion in Singapore

Darling! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary with Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex before diving into this week's episode: Battle Lines, which marks the return of lawyer shark Andrew Laird (Peter Mark Richman) and the awkward sexual consummation of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). They also try to understand the surgical logic behind the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

317 - Battle Lines

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), the enormous ego of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins), and the most heinous outfit ever worn by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also complain about dropping a bottle of expensive French liqueur on the ground and The Masked Singer pretending as if Tina Turner would ever participate. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

316 - The Mirror

Dynasty As They Wanna Be is a podcast where hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drill into every episode of Dynasty, the iconic 1980s television series starring John Forsythe, Linda Evans, and Joan Collins as members of the cat-fighting Carrington clan. Each week, Derrik and Kyler recap an installment of the landmark prime-time soap opera that defined an era with sequins and shoulder pads. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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