While still practicing social distancing, Katie and Alexis record separately from their own homes this week. The girls discuss things they have been doing to stay busy during “quarantine” and some of the shows and movies they have been watching. 

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Blue's Clues Onesie Pajamas

Katie and Alexis record separately this week from their own homes while they practice social distancing and try to shed some light on the unfortunate Coronavirus situation. The Bachelor finale is finally discussed and the girls talk about Tom Brady leaving the New England Patriots. During this time, be mindful of your surroundings.

It's Corona Time

Alexis and Katie dive right into the Coronavirus discussion. As usual, the girls talk all things Bachelor before the season finale. Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, Chick-Fil-A, and a night out in Haverhill are among the many things discussed this week! 

Something Classy Like A Blue Moon

Alexis and Katie tell about their experiences buying their first cars. As always, be prepared for more Bachelor updates! Katie tells about a family who has exchanged their normal life for the outdoors. Alexis discusses why it’s important to learn from your mistakes.

We're Not In Medieval Times Anymore

Alexis fills us in on some details of her new job and a night out in Lowell. The girls discuss last week’s episode of the Bachelor and some predictions for the rest of the season. Quaden Bayles, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, the “Friends” reunion, and Al Capone (what?) are some topics that are discussed this week. Alexis shares a positive quote that is relevant to both her and Katie's lives.

Club Fed

This week, Alexis and Katie reunite with their college friends for a night out in Manchester, and things go south for Katie. Some recent news on Justin Bieber is discussed. And of course, be ready for more Bachelor updates!

I'd Like to Report a Crime

In this week's episode, the girls discuss more Bachelor updates and the Super Bowl. Alexis fills everyone in on her latest life update; quitting her job! Katie and Alexis discuss the Coronavirus and Stormi World. Alexis tells how to acknowledge your accomplishments and why it’s good to do so. 

Kylie, Will You Be My Mom?

This week, meet Alexis and Katie’s friend Audra as she joins in on the conversations and recaps The Bachelor with them! (spoilers) Listen to learn how the girls met and what their friendship is like now. Thoughts and prayers are with the Bryant family and the families of those who were also affected in the devastating incident. 

His Lip Filler Fund is Gone

This week, Alexis and Katie discuss all things Bachelor!  *There will be spoilers!* Pilot Pete is back and there is so much drama to be discussed. Also, find out how and what happened when the girls met Snooki from Jersey Shore and her sidekick Joey Camasta. Alexis introduces the “Salt Experiment.”

I'll Take Thoughts and Prayers Through Venmo

Once again, there will be *Bachelor Spoilers* in this week’s episode! The girls also discuss Taylor Swift and the news about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Alexis tells us how negative energy affects those around you. 

Champagne To The Face

This week, Alexis and Katie discuss all things Bachelor!  *There will be spoilers!* Pilot Pete is back and there is so much to be discussed. Also, find out how and what happened when the girls met Snooki from Jersey Shore and her sidekick Joey Camasta. Alexis introduces the “Salt Experiment.”

This episode is jam-packed from the past two weeks! The girls talk about their Christmases and spending New Year’s with their friends. Katie touches upon the fires in Australia and the "Naked Philanthropist." Alexis gives some advice going into 2020!

This Year We're Losers

Katie and Alexis recap their days leading up to Christmas and all the craziness that comes with it, including an ugly Christmas sweater party! Katie discusses a Christmas-themed wedding disaster and Alexis gives an update on the porch pirates this holiday season. Have a dysfunctional, merry Christmas!

A Very Heffer Christmas

Once again, the girls talk about their weekend out with friends in Lowell and Manchester. This week is full of bar fights and bickering, another late-night trip to McDonald’s, and losing ID’s. Katie and Alexis talk about the recent news on Amazon’s “Ring” security system and its relation to “Porch Pirates”. Alexis touches upon words of affirmation. A new way to involve the listeners in each episode is discussed.

Go Demarcus

Between driving in a blizzard to go drink on a snow day and Andrew waking up with a mysterious black eye; Alexis, Katie, and their friends had an eventful week, to say the least. They participate in a not-so-secret Santa, yankee swap, and drink a little too many “mimosers” this weekend. Also, a group sushi date leads to drinking soy sauce? Katie and Alexis discuss if Snooki is really leaving Jersey Shore as well as the backstory of Ryan Reynolds’ commercial. Alexis tells us how to always look at the positive side in bad situations.

I Think He's Homeless But I'm Not Sure

Meet Alexis and Katie; two recent college graduates sharing their new adventures post grad as a full time teacher and business woman. Grow up with them as they share all the details (good and bad) of their lives. Listen as they discuss positivity, the latest in pop culture, relationships, and their journey as they figure out how to “adult”. Relate to them as they discuss their struggles and experiences and learn about the craziness of their lives from their dysfunctional friends and family.

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