...and we're back! Episode 30's weird news contains a rather saucy murder attempt, a cheesy bandit and a children's slide which leads on to a 'flashy' Pop Idol star. Morty asks a couple of hypothetical questions. To end, the 'Bedtime Story' is back, this week read by Dave titled 'Famous Last Words.' YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

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'...And We're Back'

...and we're back! Episode 30 features news on a rather saucy murder attempt, a cheesy bandit and a children's slide which leads on to a 'flashy' Pop Idol star. The Bedtime Story is back, this week read by Dave titled 'Famous Last Words.' Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday. YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 30 - '...And We're Back'

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium' was Dave's.

'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'

Episode 27 was our Halloween theme. Both Dave and Morty wrote a bedtime story with a spooky theme, both set in our fictional world of Cliftley. 'The Diary Of Conrad Cuthbert' was Morty's.

'The Diary Of Conrad Cuthbert'

The story as heard in Episode 26. 'Catfish' written and performed by Dave.

'Catfish'

To celebrate the imminent return of the podcast, we bring you a brand new bedtime story called 'Black Pudding' to wet your appetite. Enjoy!

'Black Pudding'

After a long, long absence due to yep, you guessed it, Covid-19, Dave & Morty are back for a rather short Episode 29! A couple of news stories, hypotheticals, riddles and a rather funny poem ease us all back in to the podcast. The story will return next time! *Due to technical difficulties the episode ended early and the audio quality might not be perfect. Thanks for sticking with us*

Episode 29

*Due to technical issues this episode stutters in places and ends earlier than planned, so unfortunately there is no 'Bedtime Story' this week* News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a Microsoft deceased person chatbot, a Namibian election winner named Adolf Hitler, a hidden attic intruder and a cheating bodybuilder. Dave puts Morty to the test with a couple of naughty themed riddles. Morty has a couple of would you rather questions for Dave in 'Hypothetically Speaking'. The 'Poetry Corner' is back as Morty plays a sent in poem about Donald Trump, which has an unexpected ending that Dave finds hilarious. Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday. YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 29 - 'Adolf In The Attic'

2020! what a year! Here is a collection of our high(& low)lights from the past year. Thankyou for coming on this journey with us as we have found our feet trying out different sections & adapting to our new set up. It's been fun. All the best for 2021. Cheers Dave & Morty. Subscribe, comment,like, share, yadayada! Twitter @PodcastEHP Insta: @EHPodcast Youtube, Spotify , Soundcloud & other podcast apps - search 'Empty Headed Podcast' xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2020 High(&low)lights

In this episode we talk about sink holes, body modifications, cannibals and bodyguards. Morty has some hypothetical questions and a quiz for Dave, who has some riddles. No new story this time to finish the episode! Instead we listen back to the story that began the Cliftley saga, Morty's, 'The Love Below'. His first original story from way back when! If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too!

Episode 28

News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a world record for body modifications, a Bronx sidewalk sink hole, an app to hire bodyguards called 'Bond' and cannibals performing gender reassignment surgery. Dave has a couple of naughty themed riddles for Morty. Morty has a couple of would you rather questions for Dave in 'Hypothetically Speaking', as well as a couple sent in by txt. The 'Poetry Corner' returns with a poem received by txt called 'Night-time Terrors'. Morty has a rather long test (sorry in advance) for Dave to see if he is more like Judas or John. No new 'Bedtime Story' this week. Instead we take a look back at the first story to feature our fictional world 'Cliftley', 'The Love Below' by Morty. The second ever story on the podcast! Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday. YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 28 - 'Questionable Accents & Questionable Surgeons'

Episode 27 - Halloween Theme. Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too! In this episode we talk about hidden doors and an old male prostitute's business card. The hypothetical questions return, along with a survival horror quiz for Morty. We reveal the answer to last weeks, 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' And as always with the special themed episodes, we have two original stories from both Dave and Morty. Morty opens with 'The Diary of Conrad Cuthbert' and Dave ends with 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'. If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty

Episode 27 - Halloween

News stories discussed in this weeks episode include hidden home doors and an old male prostitute's business card. The hypothetical questions return, along with a survival horror quiz for Morty. We reveal the answer to last weeks, 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' And as always with the special themed episodes, we have two original stories from both Dave and Morty. Morty opens with 'The Diary of Conrad Cuthbert' and Dave ends with 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'. Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday. YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 27 - 'Halloween'

In this episode we talk about a landmine detecting rat, an English vigilante, are aliens living among us and are we living in a simulation. Dave has a poem this week titled, 'Patience'. Mike sends us another unintelligible audio clip in 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' To finish, another original Empty Headed Story. 'Catfish' written by Dave. Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday. YouTube - The Empty Headed Podcast TEHP IG - ehpdaveandmorty Dave's IG - jameshodgson1987 Morty's IG - benmortimer85 TEHP Twitter - @ehpdaveandmorty Morty's Twitter - @BenMortimer85

Episode 26

'The Situations Dire, Danny' was written by Dave and featured in Episode 23. At his friends funeral, a strange man hands Danny a mobile phone which is about to change his life. Kidnap, black market dealings and a dodgy pharmaceutical company. Just another day in Cliftley!

'The Situations Dire, Danny'

Welcome to the Empty Headed Podcast, with Dave & Morty. Enjoy different segments such as 'Weird News', 'Would You Rather' & the always random 'Bedtime Story'. Please comment and post on our Instagram, Twitter & YouTube channels to get involved! Thanks & we hope you enjoy :) Instagram: EHPodcast @benmortimer85 @jameshodgson1987 Twitter: @PodcastEHP @BenMortimer85 @Fraggle171987

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