Hey babes, we've got some books out! Ellie's book 'My Child and Other Mistakes: How to ruin your life in the best way possible' is out on the 22nd July and Anna's book 'Underbelly' is out on the 5th August. Do give them a lil read OR if you miss us too much you can download the audio book.

Ellie and Anna Have Issues

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This week’s ep covers it all - Bitcoin, our new girl band ‘Swamp Crotch’ and (in yet another example of us giving the people what they want) Anna imparts some utterly horrific medical advice RE mouth ulcers. YOU’RE WELCOME.

What’s your issue: Swamp crotch

Periods. Most women have them but why are we still embarrassed to talk about them? We’re joined by broadcaster Emma Barnett to chat about her book ‘Period. It’s About Bloody Time’ which is out in paperback TODAY! Plus why is the childcare system in the UK so broken? We discuss the need for an urgent review into the system that currently means some women spend over 60% of their salary on nursery fees. And most importantly of all, after seeing the pap snaps of Bennifer smooching at a fancy restaurant in LA, we talk PDAs and Ellie’s aggressive snogging technique.

The Bennifer 69

We’re answering some very heated issues this week. What counts as a staycation? Should we be investing in bitcoin? Plus Anna reckons she only has to shave her legs once a month. I think we can call bullshit.

What’s your issue: A rampant bush

This week we’re tackling the big stuff: Anna’s hatred for thin snacks. Plus we chat about Ellie’s dad parring her off for some train fans on Father’s Day and Chrissy Teigen apologising for being a troll. We also speak to the fabulous Lorraine Candy, former editor in chief of Elle UK, to chat about the challenges of raising teenage daughters and the menopause. Lorraine’s book 'Mum, What's Wrong with You?': 101 Things Only Mothers of Teenage Girls Know is out now.

Anna’s battle against the thins

We are tackling the BIG issues this week on the pod. Is it weird to call your parents mummy and daddy as an adult? Is it hypocritical for you to get pissed off that your 18-year-old just wants to drink White Lightning in the park?

What’s your issue? Yoghurt, the cure for heartbreak

This week we’re chatting to Laura Dockrill, about her book ‘What Have I Done?’ - her incredible account of experiencing post-partum psychosis after the birth of her son. Also, don’t miss Ellie telling one of the most scintillating baked bean related stories you’ll ever hear plus the girls discuss a survey which shows that a terrifying 40% of Brits officially don’t know where the clitoris is.

Guggy the vagina

This week we discuss lack of hooks in women’s toilets and Ellie reveals her patented ‘clench your handbag in your gob like a golden retriever with a frisbee’ method. The girls also get competitive about how many teeth they have (we’ve all been there) and we finish with some absolutely cracking ‘building waste and the correct sized skip’ content from Anna. You can’t say it’s not varied.

What's your issue: Thigh buffer

This week the ladz discuss the Friends reunion (can you imagine the budget involved to get Biebs in the spud outfit), sending undies pics to personal trainers, plus we chat to author Daisy Buchanan about the importance of female pleasureeeee in novels and her book ‘Insatiable’.

The sacrificial selfie seat

Can kids TV presenters get mash up? Is it ok to label a nap as a ‘meeting’? Why did Anna back herself into a metaphorical corner with non-metaphorical nachos? All these huge questions and many more as the girls once again attempt to solve listeners’ issues.

What’s your issue: If in doubt, pee

We're joined by Bella Younger whose alter-ego Deliciously Stella became a viral hit overnight. Bella tells Ellie and Anna about her strategy for Instagram stardom, her online run-in with Ashton Kutcher and her new book ‘The Accidental Influencer: How My Need to Get Likes Nearly Ruined My Life.’ Plus we discuss the devastating impact of a chocolate flake shortage, how best to ease back into hugging (HINT: no cupping).

A lovely bit of 90s misogyny

We’re back tackling some more of your beef this week including key questions like ‘Is allocating some of the wedding fund to pay for botox an acceptable ‘joint’ expense?’, ‘Why are Waitrose shoppers so blaaady smug?’ and the crucial ‘Was maths invented or discovered?’ Ok maybe not the last one, but you get the drift...

What’s your issue: Sausage skirting board

Skincare guru Caroline Hirons joins us this week to tell us how she’s fighting for the rights of UK beauticians, what she makes of collagen supplements and why she thinks Gwyneth should stick to acting. We also learn the new Gen Z term for ‘basic bitch’, why Ellie needs to burn her denim jacket and Anna reveals how a throwaway comment about covering some maternity leave garnered a flood of messages from sidelined women. Oh and we find out just how handsome Ellie truly is (spoiler - EXTREMELY).

Cheugy driveway

This week we’re helping you with what to do when you’re broody at 22, how to tell your mum she chews too loudly, plus what’s a non-criminal way to get back at your neighbour? We also hear from a fabulous listener who we helped last week.

A skinny ballsack with ears

This week we chat about Anna’s social media addiction, keeping off Instagram for 38 days and why she’ll never download the app again. We’re also joined by the amazing psychotherapist, author and mother of three Anna Mathur to discuss her new book Know Your Worth and how we can all stop being people pleasers. Plus we chat about the judgement about c-sections and whether we’d ever go on Naked Attraction.

Cutting edge podcastery

Heart's cult Sunday night show Ellie Taylor and Anna Whitehouse is now available as a podcast - and it's packed full of extra unheard content that’s too rude for radio. Everything’s up for discussion from dating, sex, family matters, fashion disasters to those little things you notice and need to tell someone. Heart's very own dynamic duo don't hold back. Whether you're commuting, tackling a Herculean pile of 'adulting', or just trying to drone out the sound of your colleagues, Ellie and Anna have got your back.

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