From a sour bottle baby squid with eyes the size of baby squids.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/squid/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

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#124: Cephalopod Thigh Highs (Squid)

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - time to argue about holiday songs and discuss Emoji 14.0 prototypes! Nasty faces, random objects, and a cuckold troll lie in wait for our favorite annual event, but will any of these emoji find proper uses? Probably not, but we have fun anyway.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/emoji-14.0/ + https://emojipedia.org/emojipedia/14.0/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#123: Faces of Evil (Emoji 14.0 Prototypes)

Ahhhh!! That's the sound we make when discussing the "Face Screaming in Fear" emoji! This Patreon Pick immediately throws the show into chaos - which of these frightful faces is straight out of an art gallery, and which one is receiving the most dread-inducing dome? Stay tuned for "Lights, Camera, Sylvi," disgusting muttonchops, Huge Jackedman versus Cristman Bateman, Pyramid Head's bangin' butt, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-screaming-in-fear/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#122: Dr. Manhattan Soyface (Face Screaming in Fear)

Much like the dinosaurs of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story......we're back!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/t-rex/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan)Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome 

#121: Boss Fetus (T-Rex)

On this week's Emojidrome, we prove we have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to Pride discourse.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-fencing/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#120: Fencing Pride Flag (Person Fencing)

This time on Emojidrome, we give the "Elf" emoji a good shot but eventually implode under the psychic weight of bad villain origin films. Stay tuned for Raytheon wolves, femboy chronologies, Roman Reigns daddy behavior, Skullet Pencilhead, and more! Disney please hire us.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/elf/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#119: Emojidrome Origins (Elf)

Emojidrome finally becomes art with the "Framed Picture" emoji! Which of these precious paintings would we hang in our home, and which ones would age in our stead? Which of them is your screensaver, and how many of them are actually a nasty photo from a rowdy ghost? Stayed tuned for protein spreads, the Slimer girlfriend experience, horny pickle storks, vampire anime, a Sonic franchise MILF debate, and more! Don't @ Syliva about anime boy piercings.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/framed-picture/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#118: Slimer Snapchat POV (Framed Picture)

On our new episode, we cover this week's hottest cinema sensation: Zack Snyder's Justice League. Wait, Godzilla vs. Kong? What the hell is that? Oh. Never mind then. Hope you enjoy the "Scorpion" emoji talk instead.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/scorpion/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#117: Scorpomania (Scorpion)

This week, we go down the rabbit hole for "Doughnut" holes. Which of these 'nuts is most delectable, and which one has some questionable toppings? Which of them is getting sold by Howie Bling, and which one has too much goop? Actually, I don't think I want to know. Some of these emoji are nasty.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/doughnut/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#116: Nonstop Nut Nmarch (Doughnut)

Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish,Because they smell really nasty.Kill some more before you get on their plate,So you don't get to feel the pain.And then you craft and mine and dig,To gain experience points ya.And then you strike to get row pork from pigs,It has no end but it's still the best game.It's the eye of the spider it's poison in one bite, oh look out,I'm an excellent fighter.The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night,Spiders give you some string and the eye,Of the spider.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/video-game/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#115: Eye of the Chug Jug (Video Game)

Brrr! It's cold out there! Come inside and warm up with the "Wind Face" emoji! Which of these windy Wendys is full of cold air, and which ones are blowing smoke? How many of them are ghosts, and which ones have been turned to stone? Stay tuned for a weather report, Boohbah hell, Jack Black Clap Trap, 'pussy' (vagina), the proboscis agenda, a Tumblr criminal's return, Italian deli vapes, and more! Please don't put us in a Pringles can.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/wind-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#114: Gargoyle Twink (Wind Face)

Can you blame us for going wild when this is essentially the Minion emoji? Stay tuned for Howie in trouble, South Park shipping, our Space Jam sequel theories, Gru CBT, Homestuck-based psychic damage, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#113: Felonious Shrink (Nerd Face)

Welcome to 2021! We're a normal podcast for normal people in this very normal year. This week, we talk about the "Pinching Hand" emoji! Which of these fabulous fingers are truly pinching, and which ones are indicating meat of a less-than-average size? How many of them have undergone "the surgery," and which ones were in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963? Stay tuned for cheebians, Belushi Hunter Watch, psychic emoji channeling, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pinching-hand/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#112: Small Meat Energy (Pinching Hand)

The world's "most neurotypical podcast" returns with the "Fox" emoji! Which of these orange fellows is straight out of an anime, and which one makes the best fursuit? How many of these canids qualify as "smexy," and which ones have opinions on abortion? Stay tuned for Sephiroth, Animoji, the nitty gritty of furry design, Flat Fox Friday, nude Leatherface, flying sluts, Boss Baby gijinka, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fox/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#111: Flat Fox Friday (Fox)

PlayStation 5? Xbox Series X? Forget that shit, and buy yourself a GameCrypt.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/coffin/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#110: Coffin Ball Torture (Coffin)

A weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!

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