Thomas Jane headlines this mess of a film from 2008. Welcome to Mutant Chronicles, a film set on earth in the past kinda, but really it's in the future. It's on earth but a big evil rock flew into the earth that then unleashed some sort of machine that turns people into mutants for some reason? Ron Perlman is also in this film as a sort of Brother dude, going through and reading from what can only be a magical book. Then we have a ton of other actors like the always entertaining Devon Aoki playing her part of a sniper that for some reason pretty much only uses hand-to-hand combat. Surprised that she went to this after Fast and the Furious Mutant Chronicles is based on a board game, it seems a lot like Warhammer at the start of the movie, and then when looking up its source that all started to make sense. The thing is, there's a lot of critical lore that is ignored and never told to people watching this movie for the first time. I can only imagine that they were planning for people to have played the game first if they were going to go to this movie? Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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#61 – Mutant Chronicles

Episode Notes Virtual combat staring Donny "The Dragon" Wilson is a movie about a grid of some kind and virtual reality. Nearly all the combat takes place in reality, basically nothing except for a short scene at the start is virtual so the name is a little misleading. The movie has some decent martial arts, but apart from that it forgets to set up the world or what's going on at all. I fell asleep during it, I can't really recommend this movie as so bad it's good End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#60 – Virtual Comabt

Episode Notes Where's Keanu Reeves gone :'( Speed 1 is an epic film that's totally nuts and super silly but it's also an enjoyable fast passed action film staring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. Sadly this is Speed 2 and instead of a Bus they have a slow moving ship. A ship you say, maybe they have sharks or something that's keeping them on? Nope, no sharks, no real reason not to just jump off the boat, nothing at stake and no one in this film wants to be in the film End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#59 – Speed 2: Cruise Control

Malibu Express Another Andy Sidaris film, this time with a whole heap more butts, boobs, pecs, and ass. It's an um-apologetically sleazy film that has many adult performers in it. It's still alright, but really is nothing compared to Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Staring Sybil Danning, Darby Hinton, Lori Sutton, Lorraine Michaels, Lynda Wiesmeier End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#58 – Malibu Express

This film has a talking Gorilla You would think that a talking Gorilla would be the wackiest thing in the film but you would be wrong. Congo (1995) is like a bad Jurassic Park but with Gorillas. Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, and Laura Linney really pull this movie together to make it very enjoyable although at times INSANE. Congo will have you on the edge of your seat the entire time, asking yourself "How is this a movie?" End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#57 – Congo

Gigli - Gobble Gobble This film sank the directors career. It's basically a Ben Affleck pining and crying over a Jennifer Lopez because she won't sleep with him, then magically because Ben Affleck has a dick Jennifer Lopez is no longer a lesbian... This has to be one of the worst films we have seen, basically it's fairly offensive against basically everyone. This is one of the best reviews of it https://letterboxd.com/shaksper/film/gigli/ Love that it says it's offensive to Bulls and cows? This film sort of feels like an attempt at Pulp Fiction, but it fails at every aspect of it. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#56 – Gigli

Nic Cages best work Nic Cage is the budget American Psycho but better! In this film we get Nics best acting is on display as he terrorizes New York pretending to be a vampire End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#55 – Vampires Kiss

TORGO WANT WOMAN TOO Torgo is just a poor man trying to look out for his Master. Manos hands of fate is a classic bad movie, it has a lot of slow dull moments but can be enjoyable to watch with friends when heckling it. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#54 – Manos: The Hands of Fate

Waterworld a B Grade movie with an A grade budget This movie is a wet mess. Kevin Costner tries his best to put the audience to sleep with his performance in waterworld, luckily the world and characters are just strange enough to be entertaining. Waterworld 1995 is a bad Mad Max ripoff, it's Mad Max if the world was covered in water and Mel Gibson was replaced by Kevin Costner Should you watch it? Ethan - Yes, it's always entertaining even though it has some dull bits Jarrod - Yes, each action scene is unique, and it's got some interesting sets End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#53 – Waterworld

A view to a kill The old Roger Moore seduces and has sex with multiple young women while going on an boring old person adventure though England, Paris, and San Francisco Both of us have given this film a DON'T WATCH, since there's better James Bond films, and better so bad they're good films. This film just feels a little dead End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#52 – A view to a kill

Delicious rat! John Travolta is here in Scientology greatness to provide us one of L. Ron Hubbards most famous novels, Battlefield Earth. It's a great bad Sci-fi flick, too many dutch angles, and just enough over the top acting to provide for an entertaining romp. Enjoy the podcast, and your rat you Filthy Man Animals! End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#51 – Battlefield Earth

Barry B Benson, a bee who has just completed his graduation, decides to sue humans after he learns about the exploitation of bees at the hands of mankind. At least that's what the synopsis would like us to think, really it's a movie about promoting kids to work till they die. Also how is he planning on having sex with his Human wife? End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#50 – Bee Movie

John Travolta plays Moose in the Fanatic, a film about a mentally handicapped man becoming a stalker of a movie star. It's a total mess and kind of fucked up. In the end it's more of just a boring mess of a film than anything at all. This feels like The Cable Guy but not funny End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#49 – The Fanatic

Well so much for everyone from Lawnmower man except for Austin O'Brien (Peter) For some reason it's in the distant future that's about 4 years away, yes that makes no sense at all at we're only at the start. Hold onto your panties because this is going to be a bumpy confusing ride that really ends up making no sense. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#48 – Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace

This is a travesty, it shits on the first movie and is horrible in every respect. Highlander is such a classic and to have this movie about aliens, and time travel end up just sort of being boring is a massive let down Check out the Dope Nostalgia podcast at www.dopenostalgia.com Here is a copy paste of the story. In this sci-fi/fantasy sequel, Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) has become an elderly man after losing his immortality. Living in a bleak future where the world is protected from solar radiation by a massive shield, MacLeod regains his youth when he kills two assassins from his home planet. This results in an ongoing battle with the villainous and powerful Gen. Katana (Michael Ironside), but MacLeod receives help when the noble Juan Ramirez (Sean Connery) returns. End of the Reel a Podcast that focuses on the worst movies out there, trying to find the gems that shine through all the turds. Website: https://endofthereel.com/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/endofthereel/ Email: endofthereel@gmail.com Intro and Outro song: 19.Mission BoxCatGames - https://freemusicarchive.org/music/BoxCat_Games This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

#47 – Highlander II: The Quickening

Movie reviews of movies that are so bad they're good. Light banter and discussion about the world of bad movies

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