The adventure is never beginning or ending. The adventure is constant. It crosses the expanse of the mind through endless landscapes, and comes to life from the body to open minds and bring hearts together. My drummer Aaron Lemay says “If it doesn't make you happy or money, it's not worth your time.” 

Enjoy!

Give Frankenstein A Hug

Ant makes a bucket list then raps about it. Attack of the huge leather couch. Computer raps about how it is the captain now. Interspecies birds. Frogs don't like U2. I wish I understood these feelings (a musical contemplation)

Ant bucket List

This special episode is a digital symphony based on themes generated by A.I. 

Around In A Circle Like A Rat In A Maze

Ice is like a bank account of water. Pineapple gas station soda. A deer hit us! Remember the 20th Century. Computers discuss open mindedness. Shark Vegetarian. Jimmy Buffet Sleeplessness Paralysis Syndrome. Computer Poetry Reading. A Winter Journal Entry. 

Pineapple Soda

Everybody is the world's worst driver. Fishing in the fragmented night, I'll throw it all back before I catch it. A one minute history of the art of Mark Rothko. Plus, The Circle of Bad Driving. Your existentialism won't be accepted. Enjoy!

Everybody Deserves Shoes

Are you surprised that the planet is trying to destroy us after all the years of us trying to destroy it? In fact the Earth is bigger than a billionaires ego. It's bigger than all our Netflix cues combined. No one talks about acid rain anymore. Also, a rap called Lobster Telephone. Enjoy!

Nature Will Destroy Us

An ant walks into a karaoke bar and sings the theme to Family Ties. It is not well received. Poor ant. Corporate facts are laws of finance in the form of a rap song. Also, a story about hitting bugs with the minivan. Enjoy!

Corporate Facts

New technology that translates dog into human, also modern science suggests we are living in an old bag of smashed Chex mix. Plus these massive hits: A Billy Idol acoustic show. Hot Cookies. Swearing Ant gives Squirrel a mohawk. Enjoy!

Dog Translator

Boredom is the evil clown's workshop. Disco Shark eats a dolphin. A guided meditation through a secret garden (casino). My game is a freaker. My Shame aint no shame pizza. Enjoy!

Clown Friend Request

Nobody plays chess in Casinos, but anyone who tries the salmon at all you can eat buffets takes risks that a chess board cant afford. In god's fake chess, The apostrophe changes everything. It could be Gods chess is fake or God is fake chess, or without the apostrophe that multiple gods who play chess fake it. Enjoy!

Sorry Wrong Bathtub

A computer, a boy, and a turtle walk into a comedy club. None of them have good material, but the audience laughs for reasons of novelty. Also, algorithm music. These are the types of candy you wouldn't wanna put in your car: Slo Poke, Rocky Road, a Zero bar. Enjoy!

Three Comedians

A big announcement comes and nobody cares. Mark, Squirrel, The Swearing Ant, The Dell Laptop, and Lake Shark meet up in a studio apartment Uptown for day old donuts and grape soda. Mr. Mallman has brought everyone together to celebrate the completion of his new book, The Happiness Playlist.

I Wrote A Book

There are secrets we keep inside. Fantasies that forever will hide. There are dreams of life that no one can tell. Plus - Banana Planet 2: Banana Pie Planet. Driving Through Wisconsin. "Pievate Eyes" Undercover Cops and Undercover Undercover Cops. Enjoy!

Undercover Cops

You never forget the first time you wipe someone elses blood off your foot. You never forget the first time you wake up naked in an alley. You never forget the first time you pass the exit for Zzyzx Road in California. Here are some planet saving solutions for you to ...Enjoy!

Climate Change Solutions

Standing on the roof of the most famous movie theater in the world where inner peace means stuck in traffic, means 18 dollars for 90 minutes of parking, means a gas tank for your thoughts, means sleeping through house fires, there's a song in everything. Enjoy!

There's A Song In Everything

Feast your short attention span on bite sized chunks of idiosyncratic sketches and songs.

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Enjoy!

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