intro: Team Teamwork - I Used To Love H.E.R. (Hyrule Market)/ G is actually trying to learn things at Uni this time around, when is a bomb not a bomb, Leamington BOWs, Simon can't tell the difference between FDR and Ironside, choosing our presidential theme tunes, everyone is doing stupid shit with drugs/ drug like substances, the Poptart/crack smokeoff, drug advice from the 1990s, teens rule the web, 3D printers in space, a next gen tangent, woman (doesn't) get a 3rd breast added to her body and Molly Ringwald appears to be a pretty good agony aunt/ Outro: Ana Moura - Desfado

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Errand of Mercy Episode 93, 29/09/2014: Smutty Cakes

Intro: Hookworms - The Impasse/ The most powerful dump, the new wild west, London is the worst, French farmers are the most hardcore rioters, clearing up the origin of the onion man, incidents at European theme parks, Russia's libdems may be slightly/very fascist, more neighbourhood feuds resolved, 2 dank 4 me, usher starts a sex cult for rap pariahs, what ever happened to Public Enemy? And pervert ghosts touch up women... maybe./ Outro: Destiny Opening

Errand of Mercy Episode 92, 23/09/2014: Come Back Salad

Powerglove - Blood Dragon Theme/ G's mysterious job on da streetz, the evil flip side of hipster rabbis, Bojack Horseman is about Tim Allan if he was a horse and it's great, over 2 years of podcasting, Captain America smells a bit like Hideo Kojima, going a bit too far down the comic book nerd rabbit hole, getting drugs delivered direct to your school, facebook is giving Simon terrible advice, we weigh in on #gamergate, more who's that anime and a man pulls down the wrong pair of pants /Bad Choices - Shout Out Out Out

Errand of Mercy Episode 91, 08/09/2014: Check Those Regs

Intro: Jake Chudnow - Shona // Diablo 3: Ultimate Nipple Ring Edition, white house cake annoys the Americans, Cake Boss is all TV Shows and Jesus, Taylor Swift makes shit music for terrible people and may be an eastern European pimp, the return of the EoM Neighbourhood Watch, Zack Snyder made a kids movie about psychologically scaring owl war, are the Bronies dying out? And G plays who's that anime?!// Outro: Abingdon Boys School - Strength

Errand of Mercy Episode 90, 27/08/2014: OWL WAR

Intro: Megaman X Intro Stage Theme// 9 comes after 8 in the number alphabet,a very English barbecue, What's Peter Dinklage's game like?, next gen Dad shaming, G finally watches the Prestige, what it's like in Chris Nolan's house, a bumper crop of sex toy reviews, Taiwanese fascist pasta, one step closer to robot oblivion, a Bear, a brony and an Jehova's witness walk into a convention centre and the new goths on the block.// Outro: - Daniel Inhart - Huepa

Errand of Mercy Episode 89, 22/08/2014: From Orifice to End

Intro: Azaelia Banks- Esta Noche //messed up on being middle class, Jakie Chan and Jayden Smith love Chinese food, Camelot the failed theme park gets eaten by other theme parks, the many tiers of rag and bone men, incidents at British theme parks, the importance of soberly wearing pants, we must not allow the All-Uncle to become King, the post bakeoff chatoff, the only way to defeat shadow Simon is terrible, Batman and Robin is the best batman movie for some reason, becoming a social media hermit and Jumanji is severe fantasy terror// Outro: Ending theme to The Animals of Farthing Wood

Errand of Mercy Episode 88, 13/08/2014: Evil Japanese Cake Man

Intro: Grange Hill Theme// Its been so long that we are now ghost Muppets, offensive sitcoms are finally finishes, Justin Beiber the swag lich has picked a fight with an elf (and lost), more incidents at american theme parks that may or may not prove that ghosts exist, there have been basically no movies for like 2 months, Simon's wife does not know One Direction so you can leave her alone now, the uncoolest dads, the most obscure cartoon references, the worst t-shirts, Nazi symbol removal/ cover up specialists, Tradesmen Vs Evil, Baby Narc and Christopher Walken is going to be a monkey as our multiverse collapses in on itself.// Outro: Moondog - Bird's Lament

Errand of Mercy Episode 87, 05/08/2014: Is Orlando Bloom?

Intro: Thin Lizzy - Showdown// While Simon spends some time moving into his new house take a listen to some scintillating behind the scenes audio where we discuss such topics as: Which Star Trek series is the best? How good is Assassins Creed? Dad Chat! Another dip into Zanu PF twitter, and the gross sound of Geraint eating a yogurt. It's the material they never wanted you to hear! Until they did. //Outro: Dan Meth - Wang Warriors

Errand of Mercy: Behind the Curtain

Intro: Tenacious D - Papagenu/ Japan finally bans (most) of the child pornography, but they still love Tom Cruise, Filk is bullshit stop it you guys, Promwatch uncovers a den of dirty teachers, 5SOS are our new SMFTP, the return of the EoM Neighborhood watch, sexy sex boat exposes serious airport security risk and simon watches some not sports./ Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - Bag of Hammers

Errand of Mercy Episode 86, 24/06/2014: Japanese Scientology

Intro: De Mi Amor - Lonlon Nyeku// friday the 13th, megamoon and word cup fever AT THE SAME TIME, mind controlled exoskeleton tech is on the up, how desperate are drone teens for boob shots? Grandad Ford broke his ankle in his spaceship, Blues Brothers in space, new kids on the block are too hardcore for Al Qaeda, jaybubs finds Jesus in a bath tub with help from Usher, robocoasters are now a thing, Walt Disney World has the most magical crimes on earth, Cake Boss needs to take control of his fondant, G is part of the origin story of a bad con man, Simon has some opinions on Harry Potter and a boy is expelled from school for telling the truth// Outro: Theme to the Young Ones

Errand of Mercy Episode 85, 13/06/2014: WE'RE GOIN TO SIX FLAGS!

Intro: Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.// more maths facts with simon, hacking in the 90s with Watch_Dogs, Simon experiences a midnight game release, men will beat you up if you go to see One Direction, fuck the olds (we are the olds), Prom Watch 2014 shines a light on the Radest drunkest science teacher ever, Cornish man jerks off in shit for 8 years and we ask can a whiping cane be sadistic?// Outro: Todd Terje - Inspector Norse

Errand of Mercy Episode 84, 03/06/2014: A Podcast for Kids

Intro: The Kinks - Ape Man// Sex offender finally finds a job he loves, american border security knows you already, is my Barista dying? Terry Wogan may be next, Marinara sauce: that stuff aint right, gross satirical fast food, launching prom watch 2014, disarming pervdads with bears, Russian men think that beards are the universal symbol of the drag queen, the most racist Jeger ever, 16 year old student turns out to be 34, friends don't buy friends sex toys and our awesome guys of the week are spitting bullets and tripping balls// Outro: The Ramones - Sheena a Punk Rocker Now

Errand of Mercy Episode 83, 22/05/2014: 24/7 Hardon Patrol

Intro: Maxïmo Park - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)// a sans beverage breakfast show, Eurovision 2014 and learning about the EU, Life on Mars is set in the ancient days of 2006, Friends ended 10 years ago and then Yahoo tried to buy Google, the lost 2nd (and racist) verse of the sun has got his hat on, Tumblr needs to chill and BRONIES IN SPAAAACCCCE// Outro: Harry Mac McClintock - Big Rock Candy Mountains

Errand of Mercy Episode 82, 13/05/2014: Thanks for the Rocket Nerds!

Intro: Siriusmo - High Together// the (no nacho) Nacho Grande, Everyone in Manchester is becoming an MP while crime lords climb Ferris wheels, One pork pie, 17 porks, Chris Browns logical quandary, Harvard makes super paedo vampire mice, postman pat is in a blockbuster movie, Welsh Cartoons are the best and a sword dildo// Outro: The Divine Comedy - Gin Soaked Boy

Errand of Mercy Episode 81, 07/05/2014: Find Your Own Tree

Intro: LEN - Kids in America //Purple AKi is the best wrestler, Simon plays dark souls 2 and G doesn't understand why, Mass effect has the blandest dudes, Pierce Brosnan is Voldermort, CP30's weird human lips, simon misses the Expanded Universe and is mad as hell about it, are small people a valid hate crime target? nothing is home made, no one hand pops corn, the internet reviews FSoG nipple clamps, the Star Trek VHS boardgame and G's weird ass youtube favourites// Outro: SXY RKR - The One Who Is Grooving Now

Errand of Mercy Episode 80, 01/05/2014: EXPERIENCE BIJ

Simon and Geraint gaze into the dark heart of the modern world so that you don't have to. We're on an Errand of Mercy.

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