In today's show, Jess does a Talk Shit, Bring Your Own Drag, and I bring reviews for raw cookie dough shops. It's a spooky raw foods special, whether dough© like it or not! Also, Community Night tomorrow! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

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Ep 167: The Sweet Release of Death

In today's show, we again take a deep, nasty dive into Chipotle's wikipedia page, and Jess finds a new reason to loathe Trader Joe's. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 166: Romaines of the Bidet

In today's show, we ring in the 12 weeks of Christmas, Jess takes us to the worst neighborhood on Earth, and I bring reviews for White Stuff™. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 165: Steve Combs Delivered My Baby

In today's show, we look at reviews for Oceana Grill, a New Orleans restaurant that sued Kitchen Nightmares twice (and won). Meanwhile, we head back to the book nook, because we should and we're supposed to.  If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.       

Ep 164: The Lost Episode (of Kitchen Nightmares)

In today's show, J-bones debuts a sci-fi serial for no clear reason, and Jess debuts a recurring pants segment for *all* of the reasons. We haven't skipped a week in 3 years and we're STILL TAKING CREATIVE RISKS?! POR QUOI?! Community night this Friday @ 7:00 PST! Join us if you're bored! Twitch.tv/criticeveryone If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Buy our shirts and cups: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.     

Ep 163: Let‘s Talk about Slacks! (Baby!)

In today's show, we explore the *wild* reviews for the roadside attraction that inspired Gravity Falls, and we also play a few *thrilling* rounds of Whale Spotting!  Also, the next Community Night is Friday the 24th! For those who mind such things. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. MERCH: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CriticEveryone/ Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Check out our merch at Design by Humans! (I think) Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once. 

Ep 162: Gun Owners and Gravity Falls

In today's part one of yet another double record, we look at reviews for virtual game credits and Ree Drummond's goopy oatmeal bars.  How are you folks hangin' in there? Doin' okay? Hope so. In today's show, we read reviews for a toy *everybody* forgot, and we take a magical trip to the Enchanted Forest, Oregon. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Check out our merch at Design by Humans! (I think) Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 161: Wall-to-Wall Peters

In today's show, we read reviews for a toy *everybody* forgot, and we take a magical trip to the Enchanted Forest, Oregon. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.     

Ep 160: Universal Basic Willy

In today's radically unhinged show, I bring reviews for Chiles, and Jess brings more booknook. Gotta hit the hits before the school year starts, y'all. Also, a big shout-out to all my girls named Bruce. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 159: Satan's Mike 'n Ike's

In today's show, Jess brings some delightful reviews for airport cheeseburgers, and I suck up the airwaves with a single trip report from TripAdvisor. Additional music credits: Whoever did the trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2009 disaster film 2012. Probably Todd. Fucking Todd. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 158: Terrarium of Shame

In today's show, we learn some ol' folk wisdom about horseback riding, Wendy's orders, and comical shotgun noises. Home-made trivia this Friday! This time it's 80s-themed (for no good reason). Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST. Get it while it's hot! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 157: Folk Wisdom by Anna Kendrick

On today's show, giant cassowaries eat our Triscuits, Nebraskans eat unseasoned hot pockets, and Stacey blows our tiny minds. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.       

Ep 156: The Dinosaur that Killed Wayne Knight

In today's show, Jess FINALLY brings reviews for the last Blockbuster in Bend, OR. It only took 155 episodes, am I right? We also have reviews for candy cigarettes.  If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 155: The Last Blockbuster on Earth

TONIGHT! We celebrate the best humanity's got to offer, with reviews for plastic totes on Amazon and reviews for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Later, a crowd favorite gives Jonathan a jingle! Genuinely one of our better eps. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 154: Sticky Box for Bad

TONIGHT! Brother of the show Oliver joins us for a wild evening of genetic testing, active volcanoes, and biblical films starring Jude Law.   If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network: https://xraypod.com/ I did really hug Tommy Wiseau once.   

Ep 153: Get It While It's Hot!

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