Wheeeee! You’re in the car wash! You are a silver 1988 Toyota Cressida, and it’s your bath time. And when it’s bath time, your driver drives you to the car wash. Wheeeeee!

Fantastic Tales in the Second Person!

Episode 010: The Car Wash

You’re bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than an elephant – what are you?

Episode 009: What Are You?

Your name is Totes Magotes, and today you are going for a horsey ride!

Episode 008: Totes Magotes!

You’ve left too many heirloom tomatoes at your neighbor’s house, according to the note you found on your front stoop.

Episode 007: Heirloom Tomatoes

You’re covered in spiders and you don’t know what to do.

Episode 006: Covered In Spiders!

You’re the lawyer they call Mr. Cool. This is because you’re the coolest lawyer in the whole court, and you always win all of your cases. And guess what – everyone is counting on you to win the big case.

Episode 005: The Court Case

You spilled all the yogurt, dummy! Ah man, you spilled all the freakin’ yogurt you dumb dumb dummy. You must be the biggest dummy this side of the Mississippi River, you yogurt-spilling dumb dumb.

Episode 004: You Spilled All the Yogurt, Dummy!

Your name is Bumbo and you and your buddy, Chumbo, are trying to break into the corporate office party deejaying business.

Episode 003: Bumbo and Chumbo

You are Punky Brewster from the television show Punky Brewster – but you have diarrhea!

Episode 002: You Are Punky Brewster

Experience the thrill of jumping from an airplane in this first episode of Fantastic Tales in the Second Person.

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Fantastic Tales in the Second Person!

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