 It’s finally here. The much talked about omnibus of government information totalling the entirety of its knowledge on the subject of UAPs - the unidentifieds formerly known as flying objects. This moment comes a full six months after being strong-armed into an appropriations bill by truth-seeking public servants. Speculation on the contents of the report have ranged from talk of disclosure of a vast alien conspiracy to the more mundane foreign adversaries hypothesis. Regardless many people thought we were going to learn real truths once the report was revealed.    But after all that waiting and speculating and further speculating the government gave up the goods. And it totalled 9 pages.    If you were one of those people eagerly awaiting this document dump for six months, If you were one of those people waiting for Uncle Sam to tell you what they had on strange lights in the sky, were just hoping for something, anything at all , well you got it.  it just ain’t much.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

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Nine Page Nothing (Government UFO Report)

 There are monsters among us and I don't mean sex trafficking congressmen from Florida. I mean literal monsters like Nessie, Bigfoot and the chupacabra. If you thought those guys were old news, think again because all signs are pointing to a resurgence of cryptids across the globe.    And of the many strange beliefs out there some are harder to believe than other. Jacks and Twee will take a shot at choosing between real world crazy ideas that people accept as facts and dumb shit that I made up. We’ll play WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

EP. 41 - Monsters Abound (Rise of the Cryptids)

 Something’s up off the coast of California. Mysterious flying objects have once again been spotted harassing the US navy. As of yet The Who, what and whys behind the incident are still up in the air… (puns)More intriguing though is how these mystery machines are being described. Rather than call them UFO’s or UAP’s they’re being reported as drones. Is this an intentional re-branding? If so, why? And does any of it have to do with the impending release of all the militaries UFO data later this year? We’ll talk about that in our feature.   And fear not faithful listener, we’ll close out the episode with a heart-warming fusillade of the most heart-sickening stories of the past few weeks in our Great News to End On segment at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

EP. 40 - Drone-ing At Sea (Navy UFO Secret?)

 In 2019 swiss scientist Magnus Soderlund proposed that people should start eating the dead in order to stave off global calamity. His suggestion shocked the world with some wondering if science had gone too far. In 2021 a new group has returned to the people eater concept but his time they’re not trying to appeal to our worries of planetary annihilation. Rather they think people should eat people just be closer to their celebrity idols. We’ll talk about that in our Feature.  And how certain are you that what you experience as life isn't simply the product of an artificial intelligence running a simulation trying to determine the best way market heirloom tomatoes? If you said, very certain then do I have a treat for you in our Bizarrist segment at the end of our show.     Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

EP. 39 - DeGeneres Portions (Celebrity Meets Synthetic Meats)

 It’s been a weird week on Wall Street as financial road warriors have breached the gates and began plundering all that sweet, sweet capital from the coffers of more deserving Robber Barons. This made the greedy lords of the Hedgefund Kingdom quite angry sending them crying to their Uncle Sam to stop the madness. Some think it might be too late; Democracy has come to Wall Street. Or could a new regulation blitz be the final shoe drop that re-affirms everyone’s gut instinct that average americans are not allowed to participate in the wealth game.    Finance shenanigans are not the only thing that got weird this week. A Vice presidential step-daughter got her ticket to the ball, Charles Mason has found a bizarre new afterlife, and the military has been caught trying to weaponize spacetime. We’ll tell you all about it in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment at the end of the show.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021. 

EP. 38 - Gamestop the System (Wallstreets Bets vs Hedgefunds)

Do you enjoy barbeques? What about the taste of raw meat? Do you find yourself fantasizing about eating your significant other? If so, you could have what it takes to make it in Hollywood. I know wack-a-do Q Anon conspiracists have really owned the hollywood-cannibal-accusation market as of late, but would you believe that there are now actual text messages that could prove that the Cannibal Elite truly exist. We’ll tell you all about it in our feature story. And if you’re tired of all the bad news floating out there on the cable new-es and the twitter spaces then let me be the first to caution you of the trove of terrifying stories we’ve collected. All of which are guaranteed to destroy any lingering faith you may have that everything is going to work out for the best. we’ll share our GREAT NEWS TO END ON at the end of the show Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.  Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.  SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff   FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.  

EP. 37 - An Arm For Hammer (Celebrity Cannibal Expose)

As everyone in the world knows by this point, Cobra Kai season 3 is fire. Other than that it would seem the writers of our shared simulation are very committed to the the Second Civil War story line so this week we got ourselves a little bit of sedition, insurrection and twitter bans. We’re talking Right Wing revolution and the country that denies it exists on this episode. And while we’re picking through the rubble of our crumbling democracy why not also pick winners and loser of a post trump regime. Who will suffer and who will prosper in the years to come. We will discuss that in our SURVIVORS AND DIE-ORS segment at the end of the show. Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.  Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.  SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff   FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

EP. 36 - Hello Sedition, My Old Friend (DC Insurrection)

 weird stops for no one which means that we’ve got a lot to talk about today. From massive computer hacks that will probably be the cause of future disasters, and lizard hunting nutjob suicide bombers, to lying celebrities we’ll be covering it all.  As they say Hindsight is 2020 and it can fucking stay there. Our sights are on the future and all the wonders that are guaranteed over the golden vista of 2021. But perhaps we should practice some caution before leaping into the new year. We’ll scour the predictions of noted prophets to see what to expect in the months to come in our FAR OFF TOMORROW segment at the end of the show Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2021.

EP. 35 - New Year and Hilaria Ensues (Solar WInd Hacks, UFOs and Scandal)

 In early november of 2020 a crew from the Utah Department of Public Safety were flying over the red rocks of the UTAH desert in search of bighorn sheep when one spotted something much more startling. Nestled in a cathedral of red sandstone was a shining metallic object. That chance encounter would set off a bizarre and winding cascade of reactions that continue to shift to this day. In this episode Fiasco Jones details the life, death and afterlife of the Utah Monolith and the importance of keeping our mysteries alive and safe within our imaginations.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020.

EP. 34 - Of Monoliths and Mysteries (Utah Monolith Imbroglio)

 From fighter pilots chasing them down on both coasts to the government officially acknowledging a program to report sightings, UFO’s are back in a big way. Recent news of leaked photos from that very reporting program and outrageous claims by an Israeli government official have put the exoplanetary menace back into bizarrist headlines. We’ll dig into the details in our feature.   And would you be surprised to discover that there’s a burgeoning division of psychonaut warriors forming within the ranks of the US military? Is this the beginning of a new ‘Jedi branch of the armed forces? We’ll tell you more in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment at the end of the show.    Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020. 

EP. 33 - Age of the Aliens (UFO sightings in 2020)

 The idea of THE MISSING provides fertile ground for bent psyches determined to read sinister plots behind every hill, isolated copse of trees or lone the house squatting far outside whatever passes for civilization this far into God’s forgotten backcountry. On this episode Fiasco explores the Missing 411 phenomenon of David Paulides, the discovery of a makeshift torture chamber in the Neatherlands plus ghost hauntings in Grand Junction. But none of that will prepare you for Fiasco's first hand encounter with the legendary monster, Obie.  * * * FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube  

EP. 32 - Through the Land of Six Foot Holes (The Missing, Ghosts and Marriage)

 Lingering within the digital hinterlands of the internet there is a nation of peoples who by some accounts are peacful minded christians seeking to discuss the fulsome tenets of their religion with fellow devotees. By other accounts this digitized nation represents a shadow army of theocrats plotting a violent overthrow of secular society. Welcome to DEZNAT, a so-called nation that is not what it seems. We’ll uncover it’s many controversies in our feature. And seeing as October is here we’ll try our hands at prognostication. What other surprises does the future have in store for us? How will 2020 actually end — will it end? We’ll let you in on our predictions in our FAR OFF TOMORROW segment. * * * FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube * * * Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.  *

EP. 31 - DEZNUTS (Rise of the Deseret Nation)

 Jacks begged and pleaded to do a show about paranormal funhouse bullshit. He said he was too damn tired of the politics and the Trumps and the endless chronomachy talk. And I promised that this next episode we wouldn't do politics — Then Ruth Bader Ginsberg fucked off to heaven and now we’ve got to talk politics because every pinko hairy and sally is running up the walls about what this means for the future of America.    And sadly, I'm no different. So Suck it up Mr Glasses and buckle up all you pissed off jimmies because by Ophiuchus’ name we’re driving straight through that wall covered with a sign that says “no more politics.”   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020.

EP. 30 - RBG RIP TNT (Supreme Court Retrospective)

 It's something you hear about only in places like Brazil or El Salvador where police run wild killing their enemies at will. But could that most favorite of totalitarian recreational sports be making its way to the United States? We’ll talk about the dark spectre of Police Death Squads in our feature coming up.   As 2020 continues to chug along sowing chaos and disaster wherever it goes. We will try to fill up some more spaces on your Apocalyptic bingo card with our Great News To End On segment at the end of the show    Plus Roger Stone gives some bad advice, a dissident scientist offers some chilling news about coronavirus and Q Anon is unmasked.   Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020.

EP. 29 - No Lives Matter (Police Death Squads)

 With less than 60 days to the election we turn our eyes to the burgeoning death cult that has sprung up within the Republican party. What is behind the bizarre lies pushed about coronavirus or the sudden infatuation with a new civil war from Republican apparatchiks. What’s the game? How do they benefit from endangering their entire voting block or sowing fear? We’ll try our best to make sense of it in our feature.   And if republican death cults have you scratching your head then don’t even bother looking up because whatever is flying through the skies above LAX will leave you with more questions than answers. We’ll tell you all about it in our What in the Weird segment at the end of the show.     Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones.    Subscribe and leave us a review, if you feel so compelled.    SOCIALS: Twitter: @FarOffTopic Instagram: @FarOffTopic Facebook: @FarOffTopicShow   CONTACT US:  Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones Mr. Glasses: @captjax458 TWee: @JennySaidStuff     FULL SNOW NOTES: Far Off Topic YouTube   Far Off Topic is a production of Prosopon Media. Copyright 2020. 

EP. 28 - Republican Extinction Agenda (GOP nihilism)

Fiasco Jones and Mr. Glasses give their unrestrained takes on everything from current events, weird science and bizzaro happenings of every stripe.

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