What a pleasure it is to have this week's guest, the one and only, Jackie Brubaker. She's an activist, she's a baker, she's a musical theatre actress, she's a podcaster.... she's now she's a LADY DOCTOR!!! Listen to find out how she becomes one. We start our episode throwing it back to Jackie's high school days where she shares a #metoo story that is so moving and so important you'll be shocked that it's on a silly little podcast like FYIS. Because Jackie wanted to be a doctor but her lack of math skills got in the way, we start our school day off in Doctor class (Yeah, I said it) where we learn about famous lady doctors, or just doctors who happen to be ladies. However you want to put it. Then Kelly attempts to teach us about science and Jackie blows us all away with her knowledge of the Bonobos. IYKYK.  Then at recess, thanks to a game of MASH, we learn about Jackie's future, marrying Roger Rabbit, living in a mansion and living her best life. Then Lindsey leads an as-painless-as-possible Math class because Jackie may or may not have hired someone to take Statistics for her in college. Cannot deny or confirm, sorry.  Then Kelly takes us home with a Halloween quiz because DID YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S SPOOKY SEASON AND WE WON'T STOP UNTIL NOVEMBER. K, thanks.  Will Jackie win this game because she pulled some serious knowledge out of her butt and impressed us all? YUP. That happens.  Follow Jackie: https://www.instagram.com/jackiebrubaker/ https://www.jackiebrubaker.com/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile   For resources, support, and to find out how you can help survivors of sexual assault: https://www.rainn.org/ https://metoomvmt.org/  

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105. Future Lady Doctor - Jackie Brubaker

Goodbye Christopher Columbus and HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO Native Americans! Do you know what state was the first state to recognize Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of Columbus Day? We will give you a hint. It's long and liberal and rhymes with Palifornia.  After Kelly leads us in a History quiz all about Indigenous Peoples' Day, Lindsey continues our Spooky Season celebration with a quiz all about ghosts. Here's a ghost riddle just for fun. What kind of roads do ghosts like to drive on? Answer this riddle in a comment and don't forget to give us five stars while you're at it.  Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile   If you want to support the Native American community this Indigenous Peoples' Day, check out the links below!  Association on American Indian Affairs (AAIA) Native American Capital (NAC) Women Empowering Women for Indigenous Nations (WEWIN) Native American Rights Fund (NARF)

104. Formerly Known As Columbus Day

Happy Spooky Season you little critters! It's time to bust out your sweaters, carve some pumpkins and snack on some circus peanuts.  And because nothing is more fall than pumpkin spice everything, Lindsey does a pumpkin spice quiz to get your palate ready. Did you know that Starbucks' Pumpkin Spice Latte has 90,000 Twitter followers? Don't hate. But also isn't that dumb.  And because it wouldn't be October with Oktoberfest, we end this episode with an Oktoberfest game where we chat about german beer, pretzels and lederhosen. We also find out that Oktoberfest isn't even in October but actually in September and this is why everything is horrible and everything is a lie.  Happy Spooky Season you girls and ghouls.    Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans. https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/ And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/

103. Rock Out With Your OCT Out

Light up a doobie cause this one is a fun little doozy. We have actor, comedian, cabaret star and former Susan Miller fan....Scout Durwood aka Lady Scountington!!!!!! Hey girl, hey! Because Scout is living that #vanlife she joins us from a van pulled over on the side of the road on her way to Palm Springs! That's California traffic and that's commitment!  Because Scout is originally from Kansas City, Kansas, Kelly starts our school day off in Geometry class where we learn a lot about tornados because apparently that's a thing there.  Then, because Scout starred in the MTV show Mary + Jane we go to D.A.R.E and learn all about drugs, man. You’ve played a game on FYIS but have you played a game on FYIS on Weeeeeeeed?  Kelly then takes us to Student Government, although her class doesn't really have anything to do with Student Government and is more about strange awards shows in honor of Scout being nominated for a Streamy Award. Just go with it.  Then Lindsey ends our day in Fashion class where we learn all about Coco Chanel? Why, you ask? Well, because miss Chanel was responsible for the famous quote, "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off." And why is this significant? Because Scout's visual album (that you should WATCH NOW) is called 'Take one thing off' and it's AMAZING! Link below.  Will Scout school us from a van parked in the middle of no where? Will Kelly want to join the pool rats? Will Lindsey know anything about tornados? No. She's more of a hurricane aficianado.  Ps. Special shout out to Susan Miller. We hope the stars have aligned and you're eating lots of non-anemic omelets these days.  Follow Scout on the Grams: https://www.instagram.com/scoutdurwood/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans. https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/ And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/

102. Scout Durwood Was A Pool Rat

Goodbye summer and helllllllllo fall. This week we are falling out of love with summer and falling into bed with fall. We are saying "so long" to summer and "farewell no longer" to fall! Summer is a sucker and fall is fierce, baby! What we are trying to say is that it is no longer summer and now it's time for fall, okay!? Got it? This week we do a deep dive into calendars, Julius Caesar and watermelon. Fruit or vegetable? You tell us! This episode is inspired, riveting and promises to make you think differently about the leap year. WE PROMISE.  Happy fall, ya'll.  Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans. https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/ And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/

101. Summer vs Fall - A Seasonal Rivalry

Oh boy, oh boy! Do we have a treat for you! This week we sit down with comedian, writer and Twitter extraordinaire MYKA FOX!! When we asked Myka what her favorite subjects were she stumped us with her thirst for statistics, linguistics and physics. Clearly Myka hasn't listened to the show or she would have known that we aren't smart enough to write such quizzes. HELP!  "Irregardless", Lindsey starts the school day with a Statistics quiz called, "Survey Says" where she asks two real statistics questions and then switches to some of the weirdest statistics of all time because she isn't really smart enough to teach an entire class on numbers and things. Then Kelly takes us to Marching Band class because Myka used to be a whizz on the french horn? Timbales? MARIMBAS! Get it girl! At recess we talk about all the times Myka got kicked out of her friend group. Kids can be so cruel! LEAVE LITTLE MYKA ALONE OR ELSE!  Then Lindsey makes an attempt at teaching the class Linguistics with a game called "First Statistics, Now Linguistics". Spoiler: Kelly's edible kicks in during this quiz and things get realllll hairy.  Then Kelly ends our school day with a Theatre History class where we play a game called "What A Bunch Of Thespians" where we get all Greek and shit. Question: Who came first? Jesus or Thespis? Asking for a couple of dumb dumbs.  Follow Myka Fox, Twitter Queen: https://twitter.com/MykaFox https://www.instagram.com/mykafox/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans. https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/ And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/

100. Myka Fox Was Kicked Out Of Her Friend Group Twice

Happy happy Labor Day!!!!! What does Labor Day mean to you? Does it mean sitting in the pool with a wine spritzer in your hand? Does it mean working time and and half and making that dough, bro? Is it a day to think about our moms who did a lot of laboring to push out tiny little humans that grew into the idiots we are today?  Whatever Labor Day means to you, try to reward yourself today for all the hard work you do, day in and day out. Cheers to all the hard-working heroes out there who have made living through Covid more manageable. We see you, we love, we appreciate you. Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Also!!!! Abortion Funds and Beyond: Here are the ways you can help Texans. https://www.salon.com/2021/09/02/abortion-funds-and-beyond-here-are-the-best-ways-to-help-texans/ And if you can, please donate to the Afghan Women's Mission: http://www.afghanwomensmission.org/

99. Enjoy The Fruits Of Your Labor!

Summer break is over and it's back to class, kiddos! This week we go back to school masked and vaxed with actor, writer, director and faux Phish fan Corey Podell.  Because Corey listened to Phish only to get closer to those hot, patchouli-smelling high-school boys we start our day off in Biology class with a Fish/Phish quiz. What do you call a Phish with no eye? PHSSSSSSSSH. If you listen to the episode, you'll get this high-larious joke.  Then Kelly takes us to Music class so we can do a deep dive into Corey's love and admiration for everyone's favorite equestrian's father, "The Boss", Bruce Springsteen.  In recess we bring back MASH-Y where in Corey's future, she ends up a teacher, living on a yacht with Eddie Vedder. If that doesn't sound like a future you'd die to have, then maybe this isn't the podcast for you.  Then Lindsey takes us to Social Studies where we do a Real World vs. FYIS challenge because who didn't grow up obsessed with seasons 1-8 of The Real World? We sure did. RIP Pedro. We love you.  Then Kelly takes us home with a quick 'Little House On The Prairie' quiz for English class where Lindsey proves to know literally nothing about these books. They were books right? Was there more than one book? Was it a movie? What is happening? Will Lindsey fail and flop like a fish listening to Phish? Will Kelly remember the slap heard round the world and why it even happened? Will Corey prove to be a freakin' high school genius ? Listen to this week's episode to find out.  Find Corey: https://www.instagram.com/coreypodell/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile If you can, please donate to the emergency Afghan rescue mission: gofund.me/54c36b1c and to World Central Kitchen in Haiti: https://donate.wck.org/give/352935/#!/donation/checkout

98. Corey Podell Is Totally Boy Crazy

Summer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place!  This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go back to reality as they reminisce one last time about their dueling road trips. Pass the sour gummy worms and salt and vinegar chips, this may be a bumpy ride.  In honor of her incredible southern coastal road trip and ghost tour experience with her momma, Kelly teaches Lindsey all about ghost cum and other otherworldly wonders in the game "The Ghosts Of Savannah." Then Lindsey finishes our school day with a North Carolina quiz because, well..."Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand. Spin it like a helicopter. North Carolina, come on and raise up." IYKYK, I guess. (You can take the Lindsey out of the frat house, but you can't take the frat house out of the Lindsey. Truly can't believe she made it this far.) Get back to class, kiddos!  Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile If you can, please donate to the emergency Afghan rescue mission: gofund.me/54c36b1c and to World Central Kitchen in Haiti: https://donate.wck.org/give/352935/#!/donation/checkout    

97. Pop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 2

What happens when Kelly and Lindsey go on dueling road trips? They make a pop quiz out of it, of course.  This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk about their summer vacations and quiz each other on different events and topics they experienced while on the road.  They both flew to North Carolina and hung out for one night only and then Lindsey went up and Kelly went down. Up and down, meaning north and south, obvi. Collectively, these two maroons went from Upstate New York to sunny South Florida.  To learn more about senior citizen institutions, dancing the Charleston and how Kelly's mom feels about the beach listen to this week's episode now! Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to giveindia.org for urgent covid relief!

96. Pop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 1

Who is ready for a little COFFEE TALK?! You are? Great! Kelly and Lindsey are currently on a little summer vacation, so please enjoy a special bonus episode from their episode on 'Food Fight the Podcast' talking all things coffee with Kirk Pynchon.  Hearts and Farts,  Kelly and Lindsey Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to giveindia.org for urgent covid relief!

95. Food Fight! Podcast - Bonus Ep - 'Coffee Talk'

Whoa Nelly! Do we have a show for you? Yes! This week the hosts of 'Side Work Podcast', Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace, go head to head and things get feisty AF!  We start our school day off in everyone's least favorite class... you guessed it... MATH! These ladies hated math so much that Brooke actually quit college because she refused to add or subtract and we get it. They make it out alive, despite the torture. During recess we chat about their hilarious and down and dirty 'Side Work' podcast which is all about the ins and outs of the restaurant business. Go ahead and check it out once you're done with this episode, won't you? After recess, we head on over to nuclear class because as it turns out, Brooke was once in a group called WISE: Women in Space and Engineering. Holy moly cannoli! She's a smart one.  And while Brooke was learning about nuclear fission, Andrea was learning about everyone's favorite 80's bad boy, Christian Slater. We do a deep dive into his eyebrows, don't you worry.  Will Brooke kill it with her knowledge of nuclear power plants? Will Andrea know Christian Slater's biggest influence in life? You'll have to listen to find out.  Check out Brooke and Andrea's podcast and podcast network: https://www.instagram.com/sideworkpodcast/ https://www.onestarpodcastnetwork.com/ Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to help a restaurant worker through Restaurants Care: https://restaurantscare.org/    

94. Brooke Van Poppelen vs. Andrea Wallace

Who is ready for a pop quiz all about Vaginas, Alaska and Hawaii? Duh, we all are!  Well, if you ever had any questions about your vagina or anyone else's vagina, Lindsey is here to play teacher and show you the ropes. Well, she isn't really going to show you anything, just teach you some things in a completely non-sexual way. It's going to be okay. We promise.  Then Kelly brings back our favorite quiz "Boarding Pass or Fail" where we compare Hawaii and Alaska because, SPOILER: They aren't the same thing. See, there's no such thing as a Baked Hawaii and everything else is pretty much the same. HEYOH!  Enjoy the episode, tell your friends how much you love us and stay safe out there, will ya? Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile

93. Pop Quiz - Vaginas & Alaska vs. Hawaii

Here's the first question of this spectacular episode of FYIS: "How many dating shows has America's Sweetheart, Dave Abed, been on?" First person to get the answer right wins a date with DAVE!!!! WOOOOO. Alright, now that we got that out of the way let's get down to business. We start our school day in Magic Class because David, now an actor and TikTok star, was once a magician and even performed in the circus! Abracadabra! We head from Magic Class to a class called "Chemistry For Stupid Kids" where Lindsey proves to be a stupid kid and Dave, well, does pretty good. In Recess we discuss all of Dave's adventures on reality dating shows where he competed, despite having a girlfriend, because, well...Hollywood. Wait until you hear how many women chose him as their knight in shining armor and then they never heard from each other again. #probablybetterthisway Then we get real with a Cold War quiz because when Dave was younger he had a fascination with the Cold War as most kids do.  We end our school day in Circus Class because we are going off the rails, people. When a guest tells you they performed in a circus, you have to ride the wave aka the elephant, baby!  Will Kelly pull a rabbit out of her hat? Will Dave go home with a new date even though he is happily taken? Will Lindsey know what an atom is? Listen up to find out.    Follow David: https://www.tiktok.com/@davidabed2?lang=en https://www.instagram.com/daveabed/   Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to The Trevor Project - the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer & questioning youth. https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

92. Dave Abed - America's Sweetheart

Ah yes. The woman in the horse. Who is the woman? Who is the horse? Here's the thing. Even though Lindsey learned who the woman was and who the horse was she still doesn't really know who the woman or the horse is SO..... let's all grab some popcorn and listen to this week's episode to learn about the woman, the horse and another unrelated topic: MOSSSSQUITTTTOOESSS.  PLUS - A bonus, totally impromptu butterly exposé! Disclaimer: No women, horses or mosquitoes were harmed in the making of this pop quiz episode of FYIS. (We did kill a butterfly, but he had it coming.)   Follow the show's Insta: instagram.com/kellyandlindsey/ Follow Kelly: instagram.com/kelly_wallacebarnowl Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Donate to The Trevor Project - the leading national organization providing crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer & questioning youth. https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

91. The Woman In The Horse

F*CK YOU, I’M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned “The Smartest Person In The Room”.

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F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

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