We slide into another creepy storage unit and uncover disturbing information about our narrators grandfather's obsession with soap from famous hotels. But will the grammar issues tank the atmosphere the story is attempting to build? Also, DP is excited for the new always on peripherals of the newly announced PS5, Abysmii thinks his city needs more bars despite it having the high bar per capita in the United States, and Slimebeast's Smear campaign against Jim Carrey is over before it starts.

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FEARFIC: Funny Bunny Penis

In this episode we look at a rewrite of Jeff the Killer written with realism and Ashcan elements in mind. But will this interpretation be the improvement over the original the crew hopes it is? Also, Abysmii explains his method of cooking old Italian ladies, DP explain how Tom Cruise is basically the Jockey from Left 4 Dead, and Slimbeast explains Scientological burial rituals. All three join a local Bidet Team, 'The Random Asstangents'. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Jeff the Killer vs. Teeth Mouth from the local Bidet Team

We trek back to the No Sleep subreddit to look at the NEW top rated story, as well as the most controversial story. We find out that invisible T1000 spiders are crawling all over us at all times[citation needed] and experience a shattered timeline as a result. Also, DP has an embarrassing incident involving Girl Scout Cookies while Abysmii and Slimebeast discuss what Boy Scouts could sell to economically compete. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Invisible Spiders All that I See

We crack into the best Tumblr page for spooky stories, Fifteen Hours, to see what's on offer. There we find a story about repair lights in train tunnels and another about a plane crash. But will they be the quality DP hopes for? Also, Supreme Court Justice Dead Palette files a lawsuit against the Supreme Court, Slimebeast handcuffs all Americans together and shoots them into space, and Abysmii tries his hand at a cold open. Then Al Gore introduces Creed at concert.

FEARFIC: Fifteen Hour Wait for the Cannibal Train

The FEARFIC friends go to Point Pleasant to investigate the local cryptid known as "Mothman" and read a creepypasta based off his visage. The idea of Mothman is that he's a harbinger of disasters but probably isn't the cause, acting as a prophetic silohouette warning of impending danger. BUT, will the story we look into be faithful to West Virginian canon? Also, Slimebeast clearly isn't a gun expert, Dead Palette must pee to free himself from the avalanche, Abysmii gets T-boned by a 1994 F-50. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Mothman Accidentally Causes an Avalanche

Door rolls up on the Fleming Storage Units again as we investigate a polyamorous relationship our narrator put on hold. She seem to be attempting to take her own life and this couple wants to get her help. But is that the full story? Also, The gang discuss the typo that allowed jesus to escape after faking his death. Slime recalls a lost episode of Beavis and Butthead, Dead Palette visits Colonel Sander's secret cave, and Abysmii shows off his knowledge of rock climbing. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Moliver and Three's Company

In this episode we delve into the spinpasta wikia to read a story about someone who wanted to be the best, like no one ever was. But found themselves in a survival situation they didn't bargain for. Will this young man succumb to hunger? Also, Abysmii professes his love for women with 10 toes, DP describes his experience at a bar frequented by sorority girls, Slimebeast wonders how pokeballs work, and Jeff from the Overwatch Team updates you on his Pokemon fan fiction. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: You're such a Pokemon Master

Here we have the FEARFIC crew stumbling into the dark world of the "Let's Not Meet" subreddit and instantly regretting it. The subreddit is allegedly for real life scary events but people also post blatantly fake stuff there. We debate even reading certain stories from the site before finding something obviously fake. DP discovers the rabbit hole that is "Ryona" Youtube videos, Abysmii lies about his drinking, and Slime discusses his conspiracy theory about Private Parking Only signs. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Do Not Meet Me or my Son Ever Again

In this episode we take a look at two safe SCPs and ponder why safe SCPs are so much cooler than the keter class. We have a party with Slinky Man and he luckily disposes of our dead escort. Then we play pretend with a haunted Nintendo Zapper. Slimebeast hates on how mainstream Duck Hunt is, Abysmii has a crisis of time, and DP suffers like G did. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Slinky Man's Safety Dance

Drama ensues when DP can't agree with Abysmii and Slimebeast on where to eat before going out to bars with 'hidden menus' and interesting social interactions. But to make everyone happy, the team decides hits up Mcdonald's for Abysmii and Slime, then DP gets a baked Potato at Wendy's. But will everything go according to plan, or will the boys need to party on an empty stomach. Spoiler: Food machine broke. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Pasta Machine Broke

The crew delve into the din of villiany and dubcon that is the website "Archive of Our Own" to read a Jeff and Jane fan fiction. Then they discuss "Snaking", the new trending that might land you in hot water. There is then a discussion about a grizzly bear dating a manic pixie dream girl. Also, they discuss what would happen if Team Rocket worked in print media. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: Snaking is the Hot New Trend

We take a look at the top rated story on R/nosleep and take a trip into a secret basement library in hopes of finding some entertaining books for the summer. But will the front loaded title ruin the experience? Also, DP discusses the number of images in his secret folder, Slime talks about his love for size difference relationships, and Abysmii continues to not be a lawyer This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: BIG BLACK DOORKNOBS

In the inaugural episode of FEARFIC, we take a look at the first in a series of 132 short stories called "The Fleming Storage Units Project." Each entry is based around scary, unsettling, or bizarre things happening in a storage unit. This one in particular starts with a child's disappearance and some mysterious notes written to her father. Also, DP discusses his war with Brazil, Slime discusses his dreams of a barber shop quartet, and Abysmii discusses how much mustard can be on a legal document before it's thrown out of court. Lastly, we meet everyone's favorite condiment-loving public defender... This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC: How Much Mustard is Legal?

An introduction to the show, the hosts, the mission statement, and running down some common terms that will be used in critiquing internet horror stories. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

FEARFIC Episode Zero: Welcome to "You're DOOM"

Welcome to The Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.

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